I'd rather be Xiao Yan's dog than be friends with Tang San.

Mu Li transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the young leader of the Wolf Head Mercenary Group in Qingshan Town. He unexpectedly awakened an Angel Investor System, allowing him to earn returns simply by investing in others.

"Little Yanzi, keep up the good work, and I'll find you a new sister-in-law next year."

"Little Yanzi, your speed is not good enough. I'm already a Dou Wang, and you've only just become a Dou Ling?"

"Little Yanzi..."

Battle Qi? Cultivation Techniques? Elixirs?

I, Mu Li, the sect leader of the Wind Spirit Moon Shadow Sect, declare: Do as you please, I'm laying my cards on the table, I'm a cheater.

Many years later, while Xiao Yan was still vying with the Soul Emperor for the Ancient Emperor's Cave, Mu Li had already returned from the Great Thousand World with Qing Lin, Little Fairy Doctor, Zi Yan, and others.

Reborn in Battle Through the Heavens, I became the Ancestor of Yunshan.

Is that the old man whose sect was destroyed, whose disciples were kidnapped, whose soul was devoured, and whose corpse was turned into a puppet that was then possessed by someone else?

Fortunately, I obtained the system!

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Heaven-Defying Five Elements Conversion Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: The Devouring Spirit Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Cultivation Technique!"

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Heaven-Rank Battle Skill!"

"Ding! Favorability maxed out! Congratulations, host, you have received double rewards: Mastery of Alchemy, Origin of Soul Power!!!"

...

The Chosen One? The Soul Palace?

No one can touch the people of my Yunlan Sect!

No one can take the land belonging to my Yunlan Sect!

With a mighty wind rising from the northwest, his sword is aimed at the Central Plains, known throughout the land!

The day the Ancestor of Yunshan ascended to the throne, the eight clans trembled in fear!

...

Zi Aotian transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the Little Lion King. He originally thought that with a Dou Huang father as his backer, he could roam freely throughout the entire Jia Ma Empire.

It turned out that while the father was very strong, the hidden enemy was even stronger.

The system has credited your account; spend money to become stronger. Recharge magic cores to enhance your monsters' cultivation; recharge gold coins to draw various treasures. Pills, cultivation techniques, combat skills, exotic flames, puppets... everything is available.

Do you have a grudge against the Gama royal family? I turned around and allied with the Yunlan Sect, along with the Amethyst Winged Lion King, Yunshan, and Yunyun, and wiped out the royal family!

A Dou Wang can be a big shot in the Jia Ma Empire? I have a whole bunch of sixth-tier magical beasts under my command that are comparable to Dou Huang!

The Xiao family genius's cultivation has inexplicably regressed? No matter, I'll take action!

A three-year agreement? Non-existent! We oppose arranged marriages, starting with abolishing childhood betrothal! Xiao Yan of the Yunlan Sect, please enlighten me!

The Imperial Supreme Pill and the Breaking Sect Pill are so coveted that even Dou Huang (Battle Emperors) would fight tooth and nail for them? The Transformation Pill, a seventh-grade pill, is extremely precious?

Looking at the pile of pills in his backpack, Zi Aotian modestly stated, "I am not a pill refiner, I am just a pill transporter. I have no interest in pills!"

Years later, when the Soul Emperor was preparing to cause trouble, he discovered that a beast tide was rushing straight to the Central Plains from the northwest. There were countless seventh-order magical beasts, countless eighth-order magical beasts, and even hundreds of ninth-order magical beasts! And above the ninth-order magical beasts, there was a figure standing proudly.

Zi Aotian: Kou can go, and so can I. Old man, do you know Zi Aotian of the Northwest? You've exhausted your tricks; you're doomed!

Soul Emperor: Oh, vast heavens, why have you treated me so cruelly? It is not that I am incapable, but that heaven has forsaken me!

"Actually, I'm telling the truth." After traveling to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs, Su Sui awakened a superpower: hypnosis. But he can only hypnotize himself. This seemingly useless ability made him a well-known "big liar". Scarecrow: "Why doesn't my fear gas have any effect?! What kind of monster are you?!" Su Sui: "Strictly speaking, I'm an alien." Batman: "Such an obvious lie, but the polygraph didn't react at all." Su Sui: "It was just a joke, why are you always so serious?" Poison Ivy: "From the beginning, you have been pretending to be controlled by me?" Su Sui: "I haven't pretended for that long..." Wonder Woman: "The Lasso of Truth will make your lies invisible!" Su Sui: "I have indeed witnessed your growth with my own eyes, from a little girl...

Off the court, he's a ruin—"You rarely see him take training seriously, let alone put in extra practice." "His hobbies are so diverse; eating, drinking, sleeping—it seems he's interested in everything except basketball." "You hear rumors about him with many ordinary people, Hollywood actresses, and even female reporters and hosts at NBA games." "I can only say it's all true; he's a womanizer, but he's incredibly charming and manages to remain untouched." On the court, he's the GOAT—"His rise to fame is like getting everything for free in a shopping mall; it seems he gets everything without paying anything in return."

In basketball, at most, only five people have truly dominated.

They are top representatives from different eras, namely Sebastian Shaw, Sebastian Shaw, Sebastian Shaw, Sebastian Shaw and Sebastian Shaw.

Well, these are the five people, believe it or not.

A group: 239381647.

Group 2: 493115381. If you are interested, you can join the group to discuss the plot.

Have you ever seen Boston at 4 a.m." Lin Yu asked a rhetorical question, and he started his journey of stealing jokes in the NBA. "This is the most difficult road!" KD, who was giving his acceptance speech in New York, looked confused and felt that this sentence was very familiar. "I want to take my...

Traveling to Rome, Northern Europe, the Holy Roman Empire, and even the New World

From a historical perspective, experience Pythagoras' numbers, Aristotle's elements, Hermetic alchemy, and Ptolemy's celestial spheres...

Feel the oppression from the one true God, and those who resisted Christianity - Gnostics, Kabbalah, and the ancient polytheists...

When the lies of history are revealed one by one, the ancient Western empire will be reborn from the ashes like a purple phoenix.

And all this story begins when the incompetent queen who couldn't do magic became a prisoner of pirates——

"Your Majesty! Stop your silly grin and mumbling to yourself! Put down the crowbar you're holding! You said you wanted to restore the country, so why are you becoming a pirate king?"

"Your Majesty! If you keep on grinning, the Mecca Empire will invade our capital, Constantiniere, and rename it Constantinople! Four Beta... four Beta flags are being raised!"

This is a battle between the light of reason and the fire of divinity, and the true principles of magic are hidden in an ancient oracle in the Temple of Apollo.

"Mr. Jiang Chen, as the youngest S-class envoy in the Federation, do you have any experience that you can pass on to other envoys?"

"Hmm... let's make less contracts with a few pet spirits~"

"You mean to let them concentrate their resources and specialize in one area?"

"No, because it's easy to go bankrupt if you have too many contracts."

"You really love to joke."

Jiang Chen fell into deep thought as he looked at his pet spirits "waiting for food".

They are both S-class ambassadors, so why does he become more powerful and poorer?

Li Xiandao obtained the ancient Bank of the Universe but now the bank was totally empty and had no treasures at all. The only thing it had were a bunch of debts.

– The Eternal Celestial King, borrowed a supreme celestial artifact and will pay back two pieces after 3,000 years. He will pay an additional piece for every 1,000 years after the expiry date!

– Moon Celestial, loaned a high-quality face, returned after 10,000 years. If overdue, she will pay with her life!

-Time Immemorial Sage loaned 10,000 years in life from the Bank of the Universe in order to break through. After he breaks through, he will pay back 10,000 years. If late, he must pay back ten times the amount!

Li Xiandao looked at these debts and at the empty Bank of the Universe. He made his mind up to become a true expert, to find all these supreme beings to get back the overdue debts one by one!

A powerless mortal had became the biggest creditor in the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands and even the entire Celestial World!