"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!

"Well, just make do with it..."

Feng Ling was reborn in an old body in the Ghost Continent. This old man was very powerful in his lifetime, but Feng Ling was in tears. Fortunately, he had the art of splitting himself into two bodies... It doesn't matter if he is old or sarcastic!

"Ningshuang, wait for me! Yuqing, follow me!"

A white skirt fluttered in the distance as an elderly man kicked away the bruised and battered pretty boy and walked away calmly. A woman in green lingered to finish off the opponent, winking and saying, "Young man, don't look down on the elderly!"

PS: A general's success is built on the sacrifice of countless lives; in the end, everything seems like a dream. Immortals and demons, who is right and who is wrong? I have no intention of killing anyone, but the human heart is treacherous, even more sinister than demons and monsters. All living beings suffer, and it is up to me to save the world...

(Written in detail in the early stage, calmly farming; written briefly in the later stage, stirring up the storm)

A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……

This is of course impossible.

What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."

Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

[Detective Conan + System + Real Alcohol + Pure Darkness + Two Male Leads + Gin/Gin Pairing + Black Side Victory + Many Personalized Settings]

Tokugawa Akira: Roy Bruno, Padrino

The real wine has crooked roots and black seedlings; its ancestor is the white moonlight of Karasuma Renya.

My great-grandfather was an intelligence agent for the organization.

My grandfather was a researcher for the organization.

His father was the son-in-law of a Mafia godfather.

Tokugawa Akira is the new godfather, the head of the Italian brewery, and has the authority to organize the global allocation of arms. He is a refined scoundrel who knows small manners but lacks great virtue. In the end, all that remains is a scoundrel and a lack of great virtue.

Others walk their dogs on leashes, he walks his dog with a rocket launcher attached.

He tricked Gin into blowing up the toilet...

Don't ask, the answer is that the other party gave too much.

BOSS: Gin, Padrino go to Japan to assist, keep an eye on him and don't let him go crazy!

Gin: ......

Shuichi Akai: I can go toe-to-toe with Gin, and Gin can make the Godfather run away with his head in his hands, but... I am completely powerless against the Godfather. I don't know what the principle is.

FBI: ...Show, I heard you had an affair with the Godfather in Italy.

Vodka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When everyone at the brewery thought the two leaders would fight and prepared for an internal war, the two big shots ended up getting together. Various vulgar romantic pairing novels started appearing on the organization's internal network. In the end, the culprit was found to be Boss's ID, and Gin fell silent.

P.S.: This is not a redemption story; it's purely dark and very unfriendly to the good guys. Please avoid if you're averse to it.

Summary: Qi Heng's idol is Sun Wukong. After traveling to the world of Journey to the West, he unexpectedly became Tang Sanzang. What the hell is this? It turns out that this journey to the West is all conspiracy and gambling. I, Tang Sanzang, swear to make all the Buddhas disappear into thin air. ... ... Liu Er: Master, I am real, and he is fake. Sun Wukong: Okay, you are real, go and obtain the scriptures from the West. Tang Sanzang: Come, I will give you this scepter and cassock. You must shoulder the great cause of the Western Paradise. Liu Er is confused: Who are these people?

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

The ninth year of the Wude era of the Tang Dynasty.

The Xuanwu Gate Incident had not yet occurred.

Li Yuan was still indulging in a life of extravagance and debauchery.

Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji are plotting to eliminate their greatest threat.

Changsun Wuji had not yet uttered the declaration: "Eight hundred men it is."

The powerful Khan Li Erfeng encountered a boy who claimed to be from the future.

The naive Wen He thought that with the inventions of later generations, she could thrive in the Tang Dynasty.

Who would have thought that a mere steward under Prince Qi, Li Yuanji, would nearly cause his family to be destroyed?

In a fit of anger, he decided to curry favor with someone powerful.

Since you, Li Yuanji, are so inhuman, then don't blame me for overturning the table!

Wen He arrived at the Prince of Qin's residence and saw Li Shimin with a worried expression.

Wen He: "Your Highness Prince Qin, do you want to know why the Tang Dynasty will perish in the future? Do you want to know why your great-grandson was driven out of Chang'an by the Hu people? Do you want to know how your wife, no, I should say your daughter-in-law, usurped the throne and became the first female emperor?"

Li Shimin pointed to the large pit outside the door: "Do you know how many steps it will take to bury you?"

Wen He smiled awkwardly: "How about we talk about how your tomb was damaged after the fall of the Tang Dynasty?"

Xia Shuang, who wanted to become stronger, got a love simulator. After falling deeply into it, she cried out that she had been deceived. She could only tear her love rivals apart while improving the favorability of the heroines to eliminate the trouble forever.

The protagonist's cheats don't improve his combat power much, and his strength growth depends on his own practice, so there will be no invincible mode at the beginning, please choose it accordingly.