When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity!

Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

As a master who traveled through time, lan was not so familiar with Chaldea. But it didn't matter, he had a special ability that other masters didn't have - that was the

simulator.

This allowed him to leave his own footprints in history.

-Although it was not normal.

[You became the husband of the demon concubine, but at the same time you cheated on the Holy Knight King disguised as a man, and Britain was in a mess because of you. ] [You controlled Tamamonomae, and as a master, you let Minamoto no Raikou witness what physical demon exorcism was. The ghosts of the Heian era avoided you. ] [You made Medusa lose her mind, and the whole of Greece echoed her saying that she would take off her blindfold when she met you again. ] [You are Jeanne's soul mate, and only you know how to make this saint who is usually

very restrained achieve liberation and relaxation in various senses. ] lan had to say that this simulator that understands people's hearts is really suitable for

him.

Solve all problems in his favorite way.

Everything looks good.

Until the moment they came to him.

Li Ze traveled through the anime world for seven years, and only when he became financially independent did he get the diary.

"As long as the content of the diary can make people believe it, can you keep getting rewards?"

"Can you travel through other worlds?"

[I didn't expect that the heavens would be so kind to me and give me a chance to be reborn. ]

So, the heroines were in a mess.

Chihaya Aine: "Why is Anon-chan's breasts flat? Jpg, which black fan photoshopped this picture? Speak!"

Kato Megumi: "You will definitely listen to my advice this time? But I really can't read minds."

Kirisu Mando: "A traitor to the master! Fulilian, Nangong Nayue... How many teachers do you have?"

Hestia: "He has a hundred wives, how jealous should I be?"

Tendo Kimura: "Li Ze helped me get revenge, and I pledged my love to him. It's reasonable

[Time Travel][Golden Finger][Multiple Female Leads][Not Suitable for Readers Under 18]

In the world of Cangyun, cultivating immortality is paramount.

The tragic deliveryman Yao Delong is transported to another world after a car accident. He starts out as a complete waste (2) whose spiritual affinity is even worse than that of a spirit pet (5)!

At the age of seven, she survived by writing storybooks and was taken in by Leng Yuekui, a beautiful and talented female cultivator from the Yin-Yang Sect.

Was his talent too poor? She took him on as a disciple out of kindness and protected him for eighty years.

Eighty years have passed, and the genius master Leng Yuekui has become the master of Luoxia Peak, with unparalleled beauty that shakes even the mortals!

The elderly Yao Delong is still stuck at the eighth level of Qi Condensation, and his lifespan is about to end.

With his master about to go into seclusion, he felt guilty: "Disciple, is there any unfulfilled wish (regret)?"

Looking at Master's peerless beauty that could eclipse the stars,

Having been a virgin twice, Lao Yao steeled his heart: "Master, I want to... be a real man for once!"

The female peak master was about to angrily rebuke him for his audacity,

Thinking of how he had forcibly dragged the other person up the mountain, severing his mundane family happiness... in the end, a sigh melted the frost.

[Ding! System activation successful!]

[Original Nature-Type Popo Fruit] [Veteran of the Roger Pirates] [Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Iron] [Supreme Orange Juice] [The First User of the Face Fruit]…

As a witness and firsthand experience of both the old and new eras, Kyle’s achievements are countless, but when it comes to turning points in his life, he can’t help but recall an afternoon when he was six years old.

“A… Ace?!”

No, no!

Sorry, sir, I didn’t recognize you just now!

This is clearly Ace’s father—young Gol D. Roger!

“Little Kyle, I’ve taken a fancy to you! Are you interested in going out to sea with us? Let’s see what the ocean really looks like!”

The legendary succubus unleashed her power, and the only thing she could hold back was this↑

…

Decades later, during the Battle of Marineford, a mature, middle-aged handsome uncle descended from the sky.

“Ah, Mina-san, excuse me, it’s time for my naughty nephew to go home for dinner!”

[Marvel Fanfiction] + [Pranks] + [Fun People] + [Silly and Warm Daily Life] + [Summoning System]

"Tom and Jerry, could you please stop saying I'm not paying attention and flying around with the Mark armor Tony gave you? Black Egg has asked me to keep you in check more than once!"

"Aqua, you idiot, I've really put up with you for so long! Tell me! Did you steal all the wine in the Asgard Palace? Thor is here to question me again!"

"And you! Pikachu! Can't you just stay home and play? Why do you have to go out on the street cosplaying as Detective Pikachu?"

"Saber, you're the most sensible. I just have a small request. Could you please eat a little less at each meal? I definitely don't mind you eating too much. Don't take out your curry stick and point it at me! Help!"

“······”

Voss Nibbal was stunned as he watched the characters from various worlds summoned by him cholera the entire Marvel Universe, causing the Marvel plot to completely collapse.

"We were supposed to live a peaceful life, how did it turn out like this!!! Oh, I'm tired, destroy this world."

When the most unreliable summoning system meets the most outrageous interdimensional "hero" team! Save the world? First, find a way to survive the day with the "god-like assistance" of your teammates! Hilarious laughter and chaos, complaints and despair are all in one. The Marvel Universe has never been so "exciting"!

Wang Zhenxing found himself transmigrated into a world composed of numerous urban fantasy novels.

To his surprise, he became a handsome and wealthy “diamond king” admired by many.

At the very start, he discovered that the protagonist’s stunningly beautiful mother secretly harbored feelings for him. However, the plot’s setting painted a grim picture—he was nothing more than a disposable supporting character, meant to serve as cannon fodder for the novel. Even worse, he lacked any remarkable abilities!

Damn. What a situation.

Just as despair loomed, a system appeared and presented him with a choice.

[Option 1: Follow the original plot and play the role of the kind-hearted character who supports the protagonist’s mother. Maximize your usefulness, and then meet your inevitable end. Reward: “A grand funeral,” complete with the protagonist personally engraving the words “Good Brother” on your epitaph.]

[Option 2: Defy the plot. Reject the role of a mere supporting character. Embrace your destiny as a villain and eliminate the protagonist! Reward: “Regain your abilities” and acquire the “Villain Aura.”]

Was there even a need to deliberate?

The choice was clear.

Option 2, without a doubt!

Liu Yuan traveled to a martial arts world and married a stunningly beautiful wife. However, after three years of trying to conceive, his wife remained unable to conceive. Neighbors teased him, wondering if he was incapable.

The truth was, his wife was too powerful, having transcended the realm of the gods, becoming a celestial being, genetically isolated from ordinary humans.

Liu Yuan, however, felt fortunate, saving money on formula. But his genes began to evolve!

[We will do whatever it takes to survive and reproduce!]

[Even if one of us dies, there are still millions of us. Our ancestors have survived four epochs, and we must not fall here!]

[We possess an iron will and will overcome all hardships!]

[I hear the echo of life and death!] ...

"Honey, I think I'm pregnant." One day, his wife held out a pregnancy test.

Liu Yuan was startled: "No, my genes are too strong!"

"I agreed to lie down, so why are you forcing me to be a father?"

When his eldest daughter was born, his celestial bloodline awakened, and he embarked on a path to invincibility. Liu Yuan discovered that due to genetic inheritance, some of his eldest daughter's strength would be fed back to him as a father!

In the years that followed, his wife gave birth to a second and third child... The second child was a supreme demon seed, the third was a child of destiny, and the fourth was born with a divine body...

“This is the store! Go grab the machine!!”

Chen Mo looked at the ninjas who suddenly poured in and couldn't help but touch his chin.

【A large number of customers entering the venue has been detected! 】

Uchiha Sasuke kicked open the door of the box, with a dangerous light flashing in his Sharingan:

"Boss, turn on the computer for me! Today I want to wash away my shame in the "All Anime Battle" game!"

Three hours later...

"Damn it! That man again?!" Sasuke frantically pulled at his forehead protector, and the word "defeat" was clearly displayed on the screen.

In the next box, Uzumaki Naruto's Nine-Tails Chakra was leaking out faintly.

"This is the tenth time I've been caught by the police..." He stared at the screen of Grand Theft Auto, scratching his head. "This is harder to get away with than graffiti on the Hokage Rock..."

The most outrageous one is Hinata Hyuga, the shy girl blushing in front of Fall Guys:

"Naruto-kun... this game is so difficult..."

[Ding! Ninja player rewards have been distributed! ]

Sasuke comprehends [Chidori: Lightning Release Amplification]

Naruto obtains [Nine-Tails Chakra Activation]

Hinata Awakens [Byakugan: Ten Lines at a Glance]

Just as the internet cafe was in chaos, the door was suddenly pushed open—

"I heard that you have a game here that is more fun than Flying Thunder God?" Edo Tensei Namikaze Minato walked in with a smile.

"I want to exchange my Rinnegan for lifetime VIP!" Nagato from Akatsuki walked in.

Chen Mo looked at this group of unruly ninjas and silently took out the [Forced Disembarkation Card]...

"Um...our new rules are that you can only renew your subscription if you defeat the network administrator."

[System prompt: A shadow-level expert has been detected. It is recommended to upgrade the barrier immediately!]