Edward Newgate: Captain, if you want me to fight, I'll just read... spare me;

Charlotte Lingling: Uncle, can I have some snacks today? Homework? Um... I forgot...;

Shiki: If I defeat you, I can become the captain of this ship, right? I want to challenge you...Captain is mighty;

Kaido: Are you kidding me? I'm just a newbie, why should I train with these monster cadres! And the training content is writing?

Protagonist: What future does being a pirate have? Only by studying hard can you live a better life!

The Fu family in Liushan Village has had boys for generations, and was so poor that only boys were left, and they finally hoped for a daughter. As soon as the little girl was born, the grandmother who was almost dead was so happy that she recovered from her illness; as soon as she went out to pick up things and found her hands were soft, all the birds and animals flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and running in the mountains fell in front of her, like a pie falling .

I thought that picking up gold would be powerful enough, but I didn’t expect to find a husband on the way, who is still quite a powerful person.

Ever since she was born in Fujia, it has been smooth and smooth, and she has never failed to do business and build a house. The family members treat her dearly and spoil her to death.

A chef worthy of serving state banquets travels to a bizarre interstellar era, where he uses his unparalleled culinary skills to become a top star on the planet and gradually rises to the top of the interstellar world.

She was enjoying a peaceful and successful rise to fame, but netizens across the entire galaxy had a lot of opinions about her boyfriend, and some even intended to harm her and her boyfriend.

Xi Lucheng said in public: Ah Jing is very well-behaved, so please stop talking about him. Also, please stop bothering me.

But behind her, her innocent smile changed, and she hugged Dong Lunjing with a beaming smile: "Jing, go teach them a lesson."

Hu Feng traveled to a parallel world, watched a rubbish martial arts movie, posted a bad review, and was subjected to crazy online violence.

[You piece of shit, do you dare to slander my brother?]

[I advise you to be a good person. After all, it was someone else's hard-earned film. What right do you have to slander them?]

[I think your parents and sister all look quite human, why don't you do human things? ]

Just when he was so angry that he was about to call the police, the system came.

[The host has been detected to be facing a large amount of abuse, slander, and personal attacks. The tireless system of taunting has been activated! ]

[The martial arts film "Swordsman" project has started! ]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the filming manual for the movie "Swordsman"]

[From now on, all comments, messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be turned into your startup capital, 10,000 per message, and the amount will be settled in three days!]

[From now on, all comments, voice messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be recorded by the system. If the movie reaches number one during its release, we will launch a counterattack! You can choose from 1,000 methods to counterattack, including deducting 100 yuan from the opponent, making them eat a green-headed fly, and making them pull their pants pockets!]

Hu Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay!"

He immediately started the live broadcast!

"This movie is shit! Come argue!"

"I'll stay online for seven days and fight you!"

"Whoever is a coward is a dog!"

One year later.

"Director Hu, stop arguing. No one is investing in our movie anymore!"

"It doesn't matter, I can spray it myself!"

[The audiobook adaptation of the same name is currently being serialized.]

[Dual male leads + dominant male + quick transmigration + two strong, two clean characters + extreme tug-of-war]

Vicious, crazy beauty vs. various attribute slices

Lu Chengting is a sharp blade under the Heavenly Emperor, wielding power and killing. He is without desires or wants, yet he is inherently wicked and difficult to discipline.

In pursuit of the young celestial lord who had descended to the mortal realm for tribulation, he slaughtered all the prisoners in the celestial realm overnight, causing chaos and unrest throughout the realm.

He was banished to the mortal realm by the Heavenly Emperor, who could no longer tolerate him, to replace various scoundrels and villains and start anew, reflecting on his past mistakes.

"My lord, Young Master Siyan has descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation." The law enforcement officer gritted his teeth and reminded Lu Chengtin, looking at the spoiled Young Master Siyan.

Lu Cheng pressed down on Si Yan with one hand and said to the law enforcement officer with a blank expression, "I will personally let him undergo the tribulation."

———

The heir of a wealthy fishing family tugged at his collar: "I've recently seen a rope that would suit you perfectly."

The ruthless Ninth Prince looked at him with red eyes: "I want you, only you."

The cheerful and sunny alpha rested his forehead on his shoulder: "I'm an alpha too, we're a perfect match."

The straight man with an extremely Yin constitution reached out and hugged him: "I won't be afraid of you, I will only love you."

The loyal childhood friend took his hand and said, "I'll only be your older brother."

………

All suffering turns sweet.

Bad news: Bai Mianmian was killed by a level 10 zombie's self-destruction.

Good news: Bai Mianmian has woken up in interstellar space.

Although she was being chased by the Zerg as soon as she woke up, as a level 10 superhuman in the post-apocalyptic world, she was not about to be bullied by a tiny Zerg!

Look at her, blowing up the Zerg with her left hand and the mutated plants and animals with her right.

In interstellar space, there is little food available; the staple food is nutrient solution.

Bai Mianmian looked at the plants, animals, and insects that she had blown up and expressed doubt.

Interstellar: "Plants and animals can be eaten after purification, but the Zerg cannot."

Really?

Bai Mianmian looked longingly at the snails, shrimps, crabs, and other seafood that crawled out of the wormhole—foods rarely seen in the apocalypse.

I've heard that people on remote planets eat insectoids.

The interstellar man stared in disbelief at the two-winged worms, giant cockroaches, and other creatures emerging from the wormhole. Could these Zerg really eat?

(Not a plagiarist, the protagonist is an original writer) Listen, if you don't want to be stabbed by girls, you must abide by the following points: be particularly outstanding, particularly handsome, and particularly humorous. These advantages cannot be possessed anymore. You must try to avoid beautiful women, as women will only affect the speed of your sword drawing!

But what should I do if I, Hiroki Harada, have all these advantages? I am so troubled. On the way to becoming a writer, I am unknowingly surrounded by legal loli apprentices, beautiful girl samurai editors, and superstar queens?

I did everything as required but still couldn't avoid being stabbed. It seems that I didn't take enough wolfberry to nourish my kidneys. As expected, as long as my kidneys are well, I can start a harem, right?

The new holographic viewing technology allows viewers to immerse themselves in the movie, making romance films the most popular while horror films are largely ignored.

Su Min was the first viewer to experience a horror film.

later--

The vengeful ghost: It's my sweetheart... I dare not provoke or scare her...

Su Min: Actually, horror movies aren't that scary.

Audience: No, no, no, you're acting in a romance film! (Loudly)

Audiences suddenly discovered that the recently re-released horror movies are getting better and better, and some even feature sweet moments between humans and ghosts...

1. [A possessive, psychopathic top (not schizophrenic) x a clue-obsessed, easygoing bottom (obsessed with puzzles)]

2. Weibo @姜之鱼y

→Next book: Global Online Escape

On the day Xi Le graduated, the whole world turned into a survival game.

Those well-known haunted hotels, hospitals, and so on have all become game instances, and only by escaping can one survive.

→Next book: "The System Forces Me to Flirt with Guys"

On the day Lu Xingzhou, who was ranked last in his grade, died in a car accident, he received a "study genius romance system" that increased his lifespan by completing tasks.

System: "Flirt with Jiang Linchen, the top student in your grade."

Lu Xingzhou meticulously planned various chance encounters, but the favorability rating kept dropping.

[Affection level -1, Punishment: Sleep in the same bed with Jiang Linchen]

[Affection level -1, Punishment: Take a bath with Jiang Linchen]

Until one day, Lu Xingzhou, feeling disheartened, decided to finish his homework properly.

[System: Affection +1]

→Next book: "Cruelly Abandoning the Male Lead Every Time [Transmigration]"

Shen Zuo, who died in a car accident, obtained a "Death-Seeking System." To be reborn, he must repeatedly enter a corrupted supernatural novel and fight the male protagonist, the ghost cultivator Lu Zhi.

When Lu Zhi was nine years old, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his stepbrother and secretly helped him. In the end, when Lu Zhi regained his father's love, Shen Zuo kicked him out.

When Lu Zhi was 18, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his teacher and taught him diligently. Finally, after Lu Zhi's college entrance exam, Shen Zuo reported him for practicing feudal superstition.

When Lu Zhi was 23, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his confidant, working diligently until Lu Zhi achieved success, at which point Shen Zuo ran away with his underlings.

...

After a long and winding road, Shen Zuo finally gets a new body and is reborn, only to wake up to find himself tied up in a gloomy, haunted house.

Lu Zhi: "We meet again."

Shen Zuo: "..."

Arriving in the world of Chinese Paladin, Fang Han activated the sign-in system. When he was signing in, a chat invitation screen appeared in his mind.

Fang Han clicked on it without hesitation.

The chat room was full of familiar people.

Wudang Zhang Sanfeng, Xiongba, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty, and Iron Man Tor*Stark!

He wanted to be honest and develop secretly, but who knew that he was mistaken by the administrator as Fang Han, the reincarnation of the spirit of the Gate of Immortality.

Fang Han: "I'm really not the Fang Han you said! I'm just a horse breeder!"

The omniscient Zhang Daxian: "No! You are! You must be. If you are not, I am willing to stand upside down and eat shit!!!"

Everyone recorded this scene!

Until one day, the real spirit of the Gate of Immortality came in...

In the previous section, I was bound by a system that called itself the Kamen Rider System.

[Please introduce yourself first. This system will give you the best transformation props that are compatible with you according to your personality and thoughts. ]

"I, Ueya Inoue, have a dream, which is to become a benevolent and kind king."

[I understand. I will send you the pass of the Electric King now. ]

? ? ?

[Warm reminder, in order to activate the ability of the belt, please find the Demon God and sign a contract by yourself. ]

"Huh?"

...

The boy looked at the high school girl who crawled out of the TV in silence.

"Interesting, is there an urban legend in this world?"

Looking at the black pass in his hand, a bold idea came to his mind.

"Sadako, right? I need you."

"Hey hey hey?"

This is a story about a boy conquering an urban legend, making her shy, and signing a contract.