Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.

After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.

"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"

"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"

"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"

"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."

"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"

"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"

Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?

Yu Qinfen’s lazy daughter actually has a connection with the immortals and is said to be going to be taken as a disciple by the immortals.

But who knows that Yulan Si's only wish in this life is to live a life of leisure and idleness?

Cultivating immortality? That doesn't exist. It's impossible to cultivate immortality in this lifetime. Let whoever wants to cultivate it do so.

Yu Qinfen: "Either marry Li Gousheng from the next village, or go cultivate immortality with an immortal. The choice is yours."

Yu Lansi: "I choose to marry Li Gousheng."

Yu Qinfen: ...

A certain immortal: ...

But later:

Magnolia Thoughts: So fragrant! (～￣▽￣)～

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P.S.: The first seven chapters have been revised. Those who mind can take a look. Not reading them won't affect your reading of the later chapters.

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Gu Yan transmigrates to a parallel world formed by the fusion of multiple urban novels, becoming a villainous, rich, and handsome man who is rejected by his fiancée right from the start.

According to the original plot, he would have his family destroyed and his life ruined by the protagonist?

Gu Yan could only plan ahead and change the plot time and time again.

Soon, an outrageous scene unfolded…

The once aloof and arrogant school beauty is now declaring that she will not marry anyone but Gu Yan?

The main characters were completely enraged...

Gu Yan said somewhat innocently, "I really just want to be a villain!"

[Harem Orange] transmigrated into a villainous character in a game called "Gods and Demons," an arrogant and domineering senior sister who bullies her superiors. While frantically dodging death flags, she is also dominated by a group of romanceable characters. Just then, Jiang Qiongzhi discovered that she had become a bug; no matter what choice she made, it would have the opposite effect. Your junior sister is massaging your shoulders while you are bathing. She suddenly asks you if you have someone you like. At this moment, you... [Option 1: Pull her into the bathtub and kiss her, and let things develop (Task Reward: Breakthrough to Nascent Soul Stage)] [Option 2: Tell your junior sister: I want all of you (Task Reward: High-grade spiritual weapon Yin Yang Divine Sword)] [Option 3: Tell her that you only have another junior sister in your heart and tell her not to think about it (Task Reward: Learn Qinghan Ice Palm)] [Option 4: Say as quickly as possible: Junior sister, why did you suddenly ask such a question? Is it because I have given you too many tasks recently, causing you to overthink? Don't disappoint me! (Task Reward: Cultivation drops by one major realm)] Huh?? Of course, choose option four! [Task reward has been issued: Breakthrough to Nascent Soul stage]

The Martial Arts World is now live!

Get it right? Immortal rewards like Tathagata Palm and Ascension Steps will be yours!

Wrong answer? Don't try to avoid these bizarre punishments: walking upside down or confessing your feelings to your "good brother"!

Tian Long, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, Wind and Cloud, Knight-errant, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, Number One Under Heaven...

Famous scenes from various underworlds took turns to hit the face, and the former big guys instantly became a big rollover scene.

Duan Yu scratched his head furiously at the screen: "My sister! My sister! Damn, why does it keep coming back to me as my sister?!"

Lian Xing's hands were shaking violently. "What? I ended up dying at my sister's hands?"

Ren Woxing laughed so hard that he trembled: "Haha! Dongfang Bubai? He's no longer a man!"

Xiong Ba's face turned pale: "How could there be people like Wu Wudi, Xiao Sanxiao, and Di Shitian in this world?!"

The more exciting thing is yet to come——

Ye Huan was extremely lucky: he received numerous rewards, including the Tathagata Palm, the Immortal Steps, the Four Symbols of Heaven's Will, and the Tibetan Book of Wisdom.

Ouyang Ke was stunned on the spot: Not only did he have to walk upside down, but he also had to use a Ruyi crutch to confess his love to Wanyan Kang?

Yu Canghai was at a loss for words: "The Sword Manual of Exorcism is quite interesting, but what's the point of "Canghai's roar" and "Crooked-mouthed Dragon King's smile"? And he even wants to taste fresh boy's urine?

Yi Lin clenched the corner of her clothes with a red face: Being an expert in finger-guessing games is fine, but what does the combination of the Dugu Nine Swords and the "body that can ward off evil" mean?

Akiyuki was taken to Japan by his uncle to study. Initially, he attracted attention because he resembled Rikka Takarada. Later, his seemingly cold but actually warm personality and virtuous character led to him being pursued by many. Whether it was friends, elders, or even his stepsister, the growing possessiveness from them left him physically and mentally exhausted. Oh, by the way, he's a man.

After transmigrating, penniless Su Yu, in order to survive, chooses to become a Pili Pili content creator with the help of a system. In "The Last Lesson," Himeko burns herself to light the way for her students; in "The Eternal Flame," Kiana inherits Himeko's will and fights for all that is good in the world; in "Thus Spoke Apocalypse," everyone witnesses the true nature of this man for the first time, making everyone both love and hate him; just when everyone thought these were just animations, a floating island, seemingly the headquarters of Schicksal, suddenly falls above the Mediterranean Sea; in the bustling city, [Klee is having a blast!]

Having traversed the primordial world, Fang Yuan became the only disciple of the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao. While his fellow disciples mocked him for his endless, mindless archery practice, the Investiture of the Gods calamity quietly descended. In a moment of crisis, he froze a vast ocean with a single arrow, and then, with another, accidentally struck his grandmaster, the Tongtian Sect Master, on the forehead… Only then did the entire Jie Sect realize with shock that this "foolish disciple" had cultivated the Tongtian Archery Dao, a technique powerful enough to kill even saints!

At the beginning, he became Luffy's brother, went to sea with Luffy, became the vice-captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, and after leaving Luffy, he became the admiral of the navy. Let's wait and see what kind of actions he will make in the headquarters of the navy. ... Kizaru: Oh my, this generation of supernovas is too scary. Hawkeye: My position as the world's greatest swordsman is no longer secure. Sengoku: Garp, look, your grandson is causing trouble again. Liu Luo: Let me see which pirate is causing trouble again.