At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.

At this time, a voice came from the sky.

"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"

Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.

The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"

"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."

Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.

Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.

Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!

[Lighthearted and funny] [Crossing] [System] The person in front of you now is one of the top ten patrol officers in Jinzhou, a leader in the poetry world of Longlong, the honorary deputy director of the Special Investigation Department of the Night Return Corps, the winner of the special merit of the 157th year of the Illusion Beast Tide, an honorary member of the Huaxu Research Institute, the number one enemy of the Canxing Society, the new generation inheritor of Fengyi Fist, a permanent member of the Night Camp Teahouse, a designated strategic partner of the Black Coast, a guest of the New Federation, an ambassador for exchanges between the two countries, and the new generation of exploration god jointly trained by the three gods of computing, life, and space: Su Yuanyang. Yangyang: With you here, today's mission will be completed smoothly. Chixia: Let's go eat hot pot together? Add a lot of champion chili.

The gourmet critic Gu Zheng was selected by Tie (Tie) Immortal to become the successor of Tie Immortal. Under the various tests of Tie Immortal's spirit weapon, he improved himself and eventually became the greatest food immortal in history.

(Gu Zheng: "Immortal World also divides ingredients into grades? The best ingredients on earth are just ordinary grades? You ask me to use the existing ingredients to make the highest-grade delicacies. If you come out, I will definitely not hit you!)

(new book, practice anti-routine from Journey to the West.) [ The best cool article of the year, the best anti-routine article!] Qin Xianglin found that he had traveled through time, or traveled to Journey to the West and became the supreme treasure. Qin Xianglin, who was familiar with the plot, directly packed up and prepared to run away. Just a few steps out, Qin Xianglin stepped on an ant to death, awakened the system, killed the chicken and exploded an artifact. From Journey to the West to the World, it is all the latest fancy routine. Resolutely build the strongest! The coolest! The funniest! ( Journey to the West, cool, invincible, easy, funny, funny, fooling, routine.)

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~

Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous...

Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles!

Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds.

Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center.

Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent?

Irving layup butter hands....

James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling?

The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! !

Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line!

Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart!

Kobe: This guy is cheating!

Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ?

Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars!

A generation of emperor father was born!

Your groupmates read the same novels as you, play the same games as you, share the same dog stories as you, comfort you when you're wronged, flatter you when you succeed, and even follow your arguments when you're about to draw your sword. Your groupmates have beautiful girl avatars, send beautiful girl emoticons, and talk like beautiful girls. If they're not beautiful girls, what are they? Regardless, groupmates are beautiful girls, I say.

A patient with fulminant myocarditis suddenly died. His father, Mr. Zhou, in his grief, demanded a talk with you, the attending physician. Note: Mr. Zhou is holding a 1-meter-long, gleaming, flashing machete. What should you do in this situation? Please choose: ( ) A. Let's talk! What do I have to be afraid of? It was the disease that killed his son, not me! I did my best, and I have a clear conscience! B. Avoid the confrontation for now; if not now, when? D. Me? Avoid the confrontation? Immediately take off my white coat, grab a chair costing 1500 yuan, and start a fight with Mr. Zhou in the doctor's office. C. Shout loudly, "Mr. Zhou, calm down! The treatment plan was decided by the chief physician!" Gao Feng hesitated. The answer to this question seemed to be B, but was it really that simple? And why were the orders of options C and D reversed? Could it be...? "I choose C!" The director has been working for so long, he must be very experienced in handling such emergencies. Elderly people usually lead mundane lives, so a little stimulation can be good for their health. I really am a genius! No wonder I was able to get into a 211 university for a combined undergraduate and master's degree in clinical medicine! Gao Feng thought to himself with secret pride.

[Next book is "Be Heartbeat for Me", for the copywriting, see the author's column]

Si Ruochen repeatedly turns into a short-lived cannon fodder in different worlds, riding the wind all the way, soaring up to 90,000 miles, leaving the male and female protagonists behind and breathing exhaust gas...

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As long as I upgrade quickly, the bloody plot can't catch up with me

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World 1: Young Master (Urban)

As everyone knows, Mr. Si, the richest man in City A, has a large family and a large business. His only son is addicted to fun at a young age and is a fool. Every time someone mentions whose children are good at studying, Mr. Si is silent like a stone.

Until one day, Mr. Si and several partners met the legendary "young master" who was unlearned and unskilled at the golf course.

"Hit two shots, it's okay if you don't know, uncles will teach you." Everyone is very kind, wanting to see how foolish this young master is, and by the way, looking forward to Mr. Si's face being unable to hold back.

The boy's posture is casual, and he hits a few shots and each shot goes into the hole.

Casual and casual, he appeared and left lazily.

"I'm showing off my skills."

I thought it was just a coincidence, until people kept seeing him dominating the archery field, the racecourse, and various other places.

Si went from avoiding the topic at first to actively inviting others to go out, patiently explaining: "He hasn't been out recently, don't worry, you won't run into him."

I turned around and heard that a famous school almost had a fight over a student, and the one they were fighting for was the top scorer in the city's college entrance examination - the young master who hadn't been out recently.

World 2: The Dragon at the Bottom of the Well (Modern - Resurrection of Spiritual Energy)

Plants and animals mutate, and demons and ghosts attack.

The old Taoist who firmly believes that he can catch auspicious beasts hooks the well every day.

Si Ruochen, who can't bear it anymore, finally pulls the fishing line and becomes the host.

World 3: Sickly White Moonlight (Cultivation + Fourth Disaster)

In order to save people, the junior master's cultivation was completely destroyed and he was injured.

Players all thought this was a background character, but all the data of this junior master was [? ? ? ], the data is wrong, there must be something hidden, brush up the favor first!

No matter how they flatter the junior master, they can only brush out [confusion value], and when [confusion value] exceeds 100, the junior master will give medicine to cure the brain.

Player: Junior master gives medicine? So good, I'll go for one first!

The sickly junior master Si Ruochen looked at the players who kowtowed in front of him, and the new confusion value increased.

World 4: Big-headed tyrant and small-headed prince (body becomes smaller)

Si Ruochen turned into a three-year-old prince, whose mother died early and was not taken seriously, and almost died of illness. Tyrant father was busy with government affairs, and heard that the little prince was seriously ill, so he rushed to see him for the last time.

After this day, strange things happened!

The little prince would turn into a three-inch little man during the day, and the tyrant father had no choice but to hide the little cub in his sleeves and take him to court, always on guard.

At night, it was the tyrant father's turn to become small. The little prince gave his bed to his tyrant father and tried very hard to cover him up.

The other princes were so jealous that they cried: How could the emperor only favor his younger brother!!!

If one day, God gave you a chance to be a scumbag, how would you choose?

“Even if Lin Xuan is dead, even if I jump from here, I will never be a scumbag!”

“Hi, is my little brother in love?”

Lin Xuan: “…”

Occasionally I get [Cool Handsome Man System], let’s see how Lin Xuan thrives, this is a story that breaks the sky.

Lin Xuan: “Before, I was a good person until…”