Brother, please take the medicine." Take it away, take these disgusting bugs away. I don't want it, don't want it!!!" Brother, there are magic obstacles. There are no bugs in this jade liquid. Obviously, there are only arrays of spiritual light flowing.

That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.

Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.

There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.

The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...

Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.

Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!

Song Wen traveled through S7, and his opening sentence "I went to take a shower" directly ignited the enthusiasm of the sunspots.

What? In the first game of his debut, he faced the rising RNG?

Facing the "world's number one ADC", Song Wen had to take out Jace and impose sanctions with the world's number one shock wave.

What? Are the GSLs still dissatisfied? Song Wen took out the Lambo and used excellent temperature control technology to cool down UZI.

What? Fake coach Zhu Kai is telling me what to do? Song Wen directly and unilaterally fired this water friend from IG, and BP training was taken care of!

"May I ask black player, how do you feel about winning the award for the most popular professional player in LPL?"

Facing the interview, Song Wen behaved very humbly.

"To be honest, I still like the way they jump when they are Kuroko."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!

You probably don't know what it's like to join Rhodes Island with a hastily cobbled-together resume. I can only describe it in two words: broke. But after joining, I can tell you, everyone at Rhodes Island is incredibly kind and talented. Mmm... I love it here! This book is also known as [A Young Man Arrives in the World of Terra].

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."

[Farming + Interstellar Live Streaming + Boss Transmigrates into a Book + Pampered Darling + Satisfying Read]

Jin Yi transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious female supporting character who ruined the relationship between the male and female leads. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself as a down-on-her-luck star lord facing imprisonment for failing to pay ten billion in taxes, and also a mother of a newborn child. As a professor of agronomy in a post-apocalyptic world, Jin Yi had no choice but to return to her old profession: farming and raising her child. Unbeknownst to her, various powerful figures were vying to sell her to them! Boss A: Do you still have any big, round pearl rice? I'll offer 100,000 Dragon Coins! Boss B: I want big, round, black grapes! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you! Boss C: Please, sell me some more water chestnut tomatoes, and I'll come and be your lackey!! Lu Heng was born into nobility, revered by thousands, yet betrayed and stranded on a desolate planet. He seemed cold and indifferent, but in reality, he was obsessive and insane. She had his child, yet he wanted her dead every day. But then, why couldn't he bear to part with her?

"Well, just make do with it..."

Feng Ling was reborn in an old body in the Ghost Continent. This old man was very powerful in his lifetime, but Feng Ling was in tears. Fortunately, he had the art of splitting himself into two bodies... It doesn't matter if he is old or sarcastic!

"Ningshuang, wait for me! Yuqing, follow me!"

A white skirt fluttered in the distance as an elderly man kicked away the bruised and battered pretty boy and walked away calmly. A woman in green lingered to finish off the opponent, winking and saying, "Young man, don't look down on the elderly!"

PS: A general's success is built on the sacrifice of countless lives; in the end, everything seems like a dream. Immortals and demons, who is right and who is wrong? I have no intention of killing anyone, but the human heart is treacherous, even more sinister than demons and monsters. All living beings suffer, and it is up to me to save the world...

(Written in detail in the early stage, calmly farming; written briefly in the later stage, stirring up the storm)

Summary: Qi Heng's idol is Sun Wukong. After traveling to the world of Journey to the West, he unexpectedly became Tang Sanzang. What the hell is this? It turns out that this journey to the West is all conspiracy and gambling. I, Tang Sanzang, swear to make all the Buddhas disappear into thin air. ... ... Liu Er: Master, I am real, and he is fake. Sun Wukong: Okay, you are real, go and obtain the scriptures from the West. Tang Sanzang: Come, I will give you this scepter and cassock. You must shoulder the great cause of the Western Paradise. Liu Er is confused: Who are these people?