Tang Darcy travels to the United States as a sheriff and activates the Essence System. All he needs to do is write toxic chicken soup to cultivate Essence to earn rewards. Isn't that simple? He then frantically writes all sorts of boomerang toxic chicken soup to deceive foreigners: "America, please wait for your people!" "We don't want America to rise! We only want the dignity of the people!" "Why do Chinese people have to wash their dishes seven times!"

The more foreigners you fool, the more buffs the system rewards you. In this magic bombardment version of the United States, the ones standing in front of you now are: environmentalists, transgender women, lesbians, a six-year-old girl with multiple personalities, one-eighth black descent, a Haredi Jewish descent, a super farmer, the god of buffs, King Darcy of the United States, one billion believers around the world, and the honorable American President Mr. Don Darcy!

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.

At this time, a voice came from the sky.

"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"

Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.

The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"

"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."

Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.

Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.

Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!

[Next book is "Be Heartbeat for Me", for the copywriting, see the author's column]

Si Ruochen repeatedly turns into a short-lived cannon fodder in different worlds, riding the wind all the way, soaring up to 90,000 miles, leaving the male and female protagonists behind and breathing exhaust gas...

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As long as I upgrade quickly, the bloody plot can't catch up with me

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World 1: Young Master (Urban)

As everyone knows, Mr. Si, the richest man in City A, has a large family and a large business. His only son is addicted to fun at a young age and is a fool. Every time someone mentions whose children are good at studying, Mr. Si is silent like a stone.

Until one day, Mr. Si and several partners met the legendary "young master" who was unlearned and unskilled at the golf course.

"Hit two shots, it's okay if you don't know, uncles will teach you." Everyone is very kind, wanting to see how foolish this young master is, and by the way, looking forward to Mr. Si's face being unable to hold back.

The boy's posture is casual, and he hits a few shots and each shot goes into the hole.

Casual and casual, he appeared and left lazily.

"I'm showing off my skills."

I thought it was just a coincidence, until people kept seeing him dominating the archery field, the racecourse, and various other places.

Si went from avoiding the topic at first to actively inviting others to go out, patiently explaining: "He hasn't been out recently, don't worry, you won't run into him."

I turned around and heard that a famous school almost had a fight over a student, and the one they were fighting for was the top scorer in the city's college entrance examination - the young master who hadn't been out recently.

World 2: The Dragon at the Bottom of the Well (Modern - Resurrection of Spiritual Energy)

Plants and animals mutate, and demons and ghosts attack.

The old Taoist who firmly believes that he can catch auspicious beasts hooks the well every day.

Si Ruochen, who can't bear it anymore, finally pulls the fishing line and becomes the host.

World 3: Sickly White Moonlight (Cultivation + Fourth Disaster)

In order to save people, the junior master's cultivation was completely destroyed and he was injured.

Players all thought this was a background character, but all the data of this junior master was [? ? ? ], the data is wrong, there must be something hidden, brush up the favor first!

No matter how they flatter the junior master, they can only brush out [confusion value], and when [confusion value] exceeds 100, the junior master will give medicine to cure the brain.

Player: Junior master gives medicine? So good, I'll go for one first!

The sickly junior master Si Ruochen looked at the players who kowtowed in front of him, and the new confusion value increased.

World 4: Big-headed tyrant and small-headed prince (body becomes smaller)

Si Ruochen turned into a three-year-old prince, whose mother died early and was not taken seriously, and almost died of illness. Tyrant father was busy with government affairs, and heard that the little prince was seriously ill, so he rushed to see him for the last time.

After this day, strange things happened!

The little prince would turn into a three-inch little man during the day, and the tyrant father had no choice but to hide the little cub in his sleeves and take him to court, always on guard.

At night, it was the tyrant father's turn to become small. The little prince gave his bed to his tyrant father and tried very hard to cover him up.

The other princes were so jealous that they cried: How could the emperor only favor his younger brother!!!

(Playful, cute and naive young lady x gentle and abstinent financial giant)

Nan Ge has been wanting to replace his Lamborghini recently, but he is short of tens of thousands of yuan. Under her hard work, her brother found her a good job with a sense of mission—Galaxy Stomach Guard Team, referred to as food delivery.

On the first day of work, she was physically and mentally strong all the way, and delivered the takeaway to Shen Yanqing, a boss in the wealthy district.

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Shen Yanqing, a myth in the business world of Huai City, is a low-key person. Those who have worked with him all say that he is a cold banished fairy with a gentle skin. He seems gentle and polite, but in fact he is very unfeeling.

Once by accident, Shen Yanqing met a little girl he liked very much. He thought it would be difficult to see each other again, until he ordered a takeaway on a snowy day, the door opened, and a familiar figure stood at the door:

“Mr. Shen, good evening, I am the takeaway staff of irelyn restaurant, I wish you a pleasant meal!”

Shen Yanqing thought that Nan Ge was a poor little work-study student, and since then, she has been taking care of her work. Until one day his car broke down and he had to go out temporarily——

Nan Ge heard that he was in a hurry: “I have a car!”

When Shen Yanqing was still hesitating how to reject her little electric donkey that was leaking from all directions, she turned around and saw her take out the car key and press it lightly.

Not far away, the lights of a Lamborghini worth three million flashed:

“Why are you standing there, get in the car!”

“…”

(Introduction in one sentence: I drove a Lamborghini to experience life, and I loved me so much after I was the master of self-raiding ￣▽￣)

This is the age of VR games and artificial intelligence.

As an ordinary college student, I finally have my first girlfriend in my life!

Although it is an artificial intelligence in a virtual reality love game, my life has been turned upside down since then...

A Shura field between the virtual two-dimensional "wife" and the "girlfriend" living together in reality? Artificial intelligence with self-awareness?

There seems to be something wrong with my virtual reality...

A secret hidden deep in the heart, a game called the Great Turtle Shell Technique, nine mysterious and strange dice, the heir to the bloodline of God, the mission of rebuilding the Gods... Faced with all this suddenness, what choice will the young man punished by God make?

Remember the Holy Necromancer Ilex from "Throne of Seal of Gods," the man who said, "I hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck the stars. There's no one like me in the world"? The Great Turtle Shell Technique he desperately sought has finally arrived!

Even in "Douluo Continent II: Unrivaled Tang Sect," the divine power he yearned for before his death is about to be revealed. Even gods cannot escape the effects of the Great Turtle Shell Technique!

A young man with extraordinary skills failed to pass the selection to embark on the path of a cultivator. Just when he adjusted his mentality and accepted this fact, several mysterious dice suddenly appeared. He suddenly possessed magical powers and was given the mission of rebuilding the Gods. The boy's life changed from then on.

Starting from the rumors of martial arts.

Young Bao Qingtian, young Zhang Sanfeng, Number One in the World, Fengyun, Snowflake Goddess Dragon, Lotus Lantern, Heaven and Earth Fight for Hegemony Monkey King, Journey to the West: Journey to the West...

Jiang Yi travels through one TV series world after another, stepping up to the peak step by step, and achieving eternity.

“What? You come back from the world of cultivating immortals, can you cultivate? Can you make pills? Can make Qi? Among the martial artists, you are the master? Among the cultivators, you are the gods? I can’t offend you?” Lin Nan raised his mouth, showing a trace of disdain, big hands One shot.

The first person in Southeastern Province, the master of Jiangnan Budo, died!

“Oh, you come from hell, the lives and deaths of other people are between your thoughts? I can’t provoke you?” Lin Nan nodded lightly, eyes full of contempt, and curled his fingers.

Lord Yan’s worship, pawn!

“The king of mercenaries and the king of killers dared to pretend to be forceful in front of me. The immortal cultivation world in front has returned, and the return of hell is dead. Are you too unpretentious?” Lin Nan’s mouth twitched slightly and stared at him.

A certain mercenary king, death!

“Sorry, there is no one in this world that I can’t afford!” Lin Nandao, suddenly his eyes turned, his eyes filled with the smell of petting.

“Good wife, come, come and eat this bowl of chicken soup made with ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, the child in your stomach, but the hope of the whole family!”

[All-oriented] [Most popular]

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The system told me to go and complete the strategy, and I nodded seriously.

Then…

The five cats bristled: "Who gave you permission to treat me like a friend? You're my fiancée!"

The cunning fox sneered, "You think you can just trick me into spending all your money and then walk away? There's no such logic in this world."

The others also blocked the door one by one.

Wei Shenglin cowered in a corner, crying to the system, "Friends after the guide is taken are so scary."

System: ...Speechless at this host who has no feelings for anything.

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Wei Shenglin was born without any romantic feelings. The system's mission to win her over turned into a friend-making simulator, and she embarked on a path of making friends (and courting death) from which there was no turning back.

The first rule of the Salvation Army: you do not talk about the Salvation Army

List of impostors

Issuing authority: ███

Date: ████-██-██

1. ███

2. ██

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366. Fang Yan

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Fang Yan closed the website. Impostors would declare their enemies as impostors too—puppets become targets, sacrificing one to save another

He must start fighting immediately