Inexplicably came to the world of Journey to the West, and finally became a god after a lot of hard work, but it was the god of the toilet. You make a big fuss in the heavenly palace, learn from scriptures, fight for hegemony, and calculate, and I just want to guard my toilet. Our saga begins with a ninth-rank toilet god who vows to occupy all the toilets of the Three Realms.

Heian era.

The night is dark and windy, in an ancient Japanese house.

A young man wearing loose brown robes, with a pair of dead fish eyes hanging from his front, sat in front of a pale and weak child with a stiff smile.

"Ubuyashiki-sama."

The young man called the child in front of him this way.

The child, who has long hair and a pale and sickly complexion, and is known as "Obashiki" looks at the young man with a ferocious face.

The moonlight shines into the house through the courtyard, illuminating the child's eyes that are gradually becoming more and more demonic, like red Higanbana flowers.

Although the young man in brown robe turned a blind eye and looked calm.

But his hands, which were hidden under his sleeves and couldn't stop shaking, exposed his thoughts.

Cold sweat broke out on the young man's back.

Something is wrong in this peaceful era! !

An urban legend with a lighthearted atmosphere, well... this is a good introduction, but writing it is the same as not writing it.

The second book "Crime Trafficking" has been completed

The new book "Horror Paradise" has been released, ISBN: 2597043

The adventure team that Ouyang Liu was in was brought under an extremely strange curse.

The strongest people in the open died one after another due to various reasons.

Ouyang Liu originally wanted to live forever.

But the old team members died one after another.

Seeing that he was about to passively become the strongest in the team.

Ouyang Liu had to be brilliant and innovative in order to survive.

Thus, strong men were pulled into this cursed team one by one with various purposes.

The new book "Evolution, Starting from the Siberian Tiger" has been published

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Cultivators must survive nine levels of thunder tribulation, warriors must break through the shackles of their physical bodies, and magicians must build elemental temples. The protagonist's system can enhance three abilities regardless of the rules.

Is this normal cultivation? No, no, no, it's all about quirkiness, nonsensical antics, and dry humor!

Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.

In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.

After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”

Thus…

On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”

Hu Lai, an ordinary office worker, interviewed at a weird company.

It seems that the company has nothing, and even the employee benefits are not fully known until after joining the company. (Isn’t this nothing?)

On the day I started work, there was no one here in the afternoon?

Run, what are you waiting for?

A galaxy far, far away has an idea to upend the feminist world.

It is normal for women there to marry men, work part-time to support their families, and to be wary of Sister Wang from the next door.

In this world, men are weak, they are vassals, and they are often bullied by women.

One day, the male god Lin Qing’s company came out, and when every well-known product was used by people everywhere, socializing, shopping, games…

The women suddenly found out, how much dowry is Lao Lin planning to earn?

If she married him, wouldn’t it mean that she would save a few lifetimes of struggle and directly reach the pinnacle of life, earning both money and sex?

PS: Lin Qing is very calm, I will not marry a wealthy family, because I am a real wealthy family!

(Ladies)

Zhao Dezhu was reborn.

He doesn't know how to trade treasury bills, doesn't know how to trade stocks, doesn't remember winning lottery numbers, and doesn't know how to make money in business...

He has only one thought: I want to be self-reliant!

[Sweet pet~] Dai sister married, she became the young grandmother of T city’s most powerful family from an orphan.

On the wedding night, he was cold and cold, “Even if you marry into Mu’s house by tricks, it is nothing in my eyes!”

She was calm and ruthless, “Mu Shaobie takes herself too seriously, I look down on your people and your money!”

After marriage-Young Master Mu spends money like earth during the day and works hard at night, “You said you don’t like me, huh?”

Luo Chenxi couldn’t bear the harassment, and angrily threw out the divorce agreement, “I can’t get through this day, divorce!”

The next second, the little princess ran over with the hello kitty suitcase and embraced her thigh excitedly, “Ma Ma, are we going to play the game of running away again?”