Sherlock Forrest, who had just crossed into the world of Harry Potter, did not have a golden finger and did not inherit the memory of the original owner, looked at the Hogwarts letter of appointment in his hand, and pouted.

“Just a Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.”

…

A few years later, the Daily Prophet conducted an interview with Harry Potter, one of the ten outstanding talents in the wizarding world of the 21st century.

“When was the happiest day of your life?”

There was an uncontrollable smile on Harry’s face.

“It’s the day after Professor Forrest cursed me that I would be taken away by You-Know-Who tomorrow.”

“Uh…what about the day you least want to go through?”

Harry suddenly turned gloomy.

“Every Christmas.”

“Why is this?”

He covered his face in pain, and even couldn’t help sobbing.

“Woooooo…because on that day, Professor Forrest will wish me a Merry Christmas!”

……

The book is also known as “Please Shut Up, Professor Forrest! “, “On the matter of defeating the Dark Lord, it only takes a certain professor to open his mouth”, “I’m living a life of stealth at Hogwarts, just to live a healthy and happy life”

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ps: no system

ps2: The main line begins in the secret room chapter

ps3: This is a serious and serious professor essay (probably)

After Luo Chen binds the system, the live broadcast can be put into Teyvat.

The beginning gives a comprehensive review of the characters’ seriousness and irregularity.

Review Lumine!

Nahida: “Knight of honor, friend of the immortals, the first sage… the traveler is really awesome!”

Fu Fu: “Speaking ill of the God of Wind, cheating on the God of Rock, and fighting with the God of Thunder? Death penalty!”

Paimon: “Kamizato Ayaka’s dog? Hehe, Lumine is so arrogant!”

Lumine: “Hey, don’t associate CV with me!”

Review Barbara!

Jean: “The real king who can break the curse in the flesh? This…”

Barbara: “That’s right, studying medicine can’t save Mondstadt! Try my ak!”

Comments on Keqing and Ganyu!

Keqing: “I’m not a beef jerky master, I’m not a civil engineer, and I’m not even a cat! (Crazy)”

Gan Yu: “Everyone in Teyvat knows, it’s over…”

The people who were commented were trembling, and everyone was in danger for a while~

And when he started commenting on the gods of various countries, Teyvat suddenly became a sensation~

In the past, the giants of the heavens and the gods were destroyed after the reincarnation of the world! Cruel curse, eternal hatred, Tan Yun is determined to never sink again! For the sake of loved ones and relatives, from now on, step on the corpse of the enemy step by step to surpass the peak! Defying the sky, killing all worlds, I am the only one!

[Invincible + Cool Article + Marriage Game + Anime]

The magical black tower descended from the sky, and with it came the national destiny matchmaking game.

Each country needs to randomly select a challenger to participate.

As a single nobleman, Jiu Kaibai finally became a landlord at the age of 28 and was preparing to start his life.

He was "lucky" to become the challenger, and at that moment, he collapsed. But he didn't expect that when he randomly selected talents, he got the "noble" talent, and he had the dragon maid Thor and the time-stop maid Sakuya Izayoi at the beginning.

What he didn't expect was that in his first marriage, he met the god of wisdom, "Daci Tree King".

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The Great Compassionate Tree King: "Can you give me more knowledge?"

Lei Dianzhen: "When will you bring my sister here too?"

Jingliu: "Be good and don't move!"

………….

In this regard, Jiu Kaibai suddenly felt that this kind of life was pretty good~.

In this way, challengers from other countries are still struggling, or challengers are replaced one after another.

Jiu Kaibai, accompanied by the girls, has passed the levels in the Black Tower leisurely and calmly.

While improving its own strength, it also makes the Dragon Kingdom great again.

[Academic master + black technology + science and technology to develop the country + anti-terrorism bureau]

High school student Song He obtained the "Student Resentment System". As long as he broke the mentality of the student masters, he could exchange it for various black technologies.

Therefore, Song He continued to let the top students break down their defenses:

"You took first place in the grade, and all the top students fell back in the rankings. Resentment value +10,000!"

"You have received a special allowance for your scientific research achievements. Your salary is higher than that of your teacher. Your resentment value is +1000!"

"When Ding Yangze, the second-best student in the class, learned that the goddess he had a crush on was your lickspittle, his mentality exploded, and his resentment value increased by +800!"

"You declare a technological blockade against unfriendly countries, resentment value +400 million!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded 100,000 points, and you have gained the skill of photographic memory!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded one million points, and you have obtained the longevity gene technology!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded 10 million points, and you have obtained a sample of an interstellar spacecraft!"

Song He was in a state of panic. Are you academic masters so easily defeated? If this continues, I will be invincible...

In the eyes of the public, the spoiled little crybaby daughter of the Gu family who was abandoned and discarded by her fiancé should be living a miserable life but they didn’t expect…

A business tycoon: I’m honored to have dinner with Qing Yu~

A top designer did cartwheels: Qing Yu is wearing the clothes I designed specifically for her!

A technology bigwig: I got the signature of my idol Gu Qing Yu!

Everyone: Is this Gu Qing Yu’s debut? So many bigwigs spoiling her like their own sister.

The bigwigs: We don’t dare treat her like our own sister, “Madam” is our aunt!

After Gu Qing Yu dropped countless vests, people finally knew why the bigwigs called her “Aunt”.

So the question was, if Gu Qing Yu is “Madam”, then who is “Sir”?

A certain person: Madam, going outside to attract bees and butterflies again, sleep by yourself tonight.

Gu Qing Yu: No! I’ll be right back!

The crowd: Huh? Madam, your style doesn’t seem normal.

A certain person smug: What do you know? I am a unique delicacy to my wife~

[Celebrity + Hilarious + Relaxed + Old Sixth] Chu Yunxuan traveled to a parallel world and participated in a talent show called "New Voice Generation".

He never expected that in the beginning, the company would make him perform miserably to gain attention.

All the viewers thought that Chu Yunxuan, like everyone else, was acting cruelly without any thought to make the audience cry...

This guy actually did it in public.

Chu Yunxuan: "My parents have been gone since I was a child. It was an old man from the mountains who adopted me."

"My grandpa is eighty years old. He rides 40 kilometers every day to the county town to pick up waste to support me."

"But one day, my grandfather had a car accident while scavenging, and he passed away..."

Halfway through the ordeal, Chu Yunxuan couldn't stand it any longer.

"Pfft, hahaha, I'm really sorry, I couldn't hold back my laughter. It was my first misfortune because I didn't have much experience."

Chu Yunxuan's laughter stunned everyone.

Just when the director team thought there was an accident during the live broadcast and the manager thought Chu Yunxuan was completely finished...

No one expected...

The popularity of the show actually broke records.

"Hahaha! This guy is so interesting."

"Brother, I made you miserable, but I didn't make you laugh, hahaha!"

"..."

Just when everyone thought Chu Yunxuan was just a funny guy trying to create a show effect...

An original "Our Love" with explosive high notes completely shocked the entire Internet.

This book is also known as "The Playboy Disciple Who Starts by Dominating the Cold and Aloof Master".

[System, rebellious disciple, multiple female characters, invincible among his peers, protagonist with growth potential.]

Gu Chun transmigrates to the world of cultivation and becomes bound to the Supreme Domination System.

The Supreme Domination System can control all things in the world.

Gu Chun bestowed the Subservient System upon his aloof master, and through mission rewards, gradually made his aloof master fall for him.

[Mandatory Task: Engage in Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation with Gu Chun.]

"Gu Chun, I have a favor to ask of you, could you..."

Gu Chun uses the Supreme Domination System to control the heroes of the heavens.

A gentle senior sister?

I will make you an empress who rules the world.

A yandere senior sister?

I will make you a living saint.

A magical herb?

Just obediently farm for me!

A celestial being reincarnated?

Become my vassal.

My dog?

Watch how I train you to become the Supreme Immortal Emperor!

All the heavens and myriad realms are under my control; everything is within my grasp!

Xiao Wanwan transmigrated into a book!

One night, she was lying comfortably in her own soft bed, cursing her way through a brainless web novel. When she woke up, she found herself inside the novel, as a minor cannon fodder character with the same name.

The most critical part?

She’s now a little toddler who can’t even talk!

Heavens, are you messing with me?!

Xiao Wanwan’s greatest wish in this life is simple: to be a lazy rice bug who eats and waits for death.

Her esteemed, peerlessly noble master,

Her gentle and jade-like eldest senior brother,

Her stunningly beautiful and alluring second senior brother,

Her sunny and handsome third senior brother—

All of them, along with the original character she replaced (a timid and pitiful girl), end up as stepping stones for the frail and seemingly delicate “green tea” female protagonist. Dead, crippled—what a tragic fate!

Determined to survive, Xiao Wanwan decided to stay far away from the female lead and live quietly!

But unexpectedly, she overheard the female lead’s conversations with her system. No wonder the female lead kept effortlessly winning and picking up opportunities.

What Xiao Wanwan didn’t know was that her own thoughts were being heard loud and clear by her master and senior brothers!

With her snarky comments exposing the truth, the people of Lingxiao Peak began defying destiny and stopped being the female lead’s stepping stones!

This novel is also known as The Schoolgirl Secret Agent

She is an international ace agent,An amazing doctor, God of Assassination, However due to a box she accidentally rebirthed and became an ordinary junior high school student. Weak and incompetent, That scum woman wants to put her head into the toilet. The gambling father, borrowed a lot of money and now they are being chased by loan sharks for debt? There is also a group annoying people in her life. The reborned Yunxiao sneers: I want to know how to write the dead words! She returned from the wind, high-profile attack, if people dared to bully me, they are courting death!