【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】

[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]

Cultivation calendar: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.

Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."

Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"

Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."

Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."

Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "

The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."

The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"

Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."

The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"

In a land of swords and sorcery, there is a mysterious phantom thief catgirl named Cipher.

She always sends out a theft notice ahead of time, and yet never fails, striking fear into the hearts of nobles and elites.

There is the undying war god Mydeimos, who once stood alone atop a shattered fortress wall, repelling tens of thousands of enemies, a true one-man army.

There is the death saintess Castorice, revered by all followers of the God of Death, who dwells in the ruined Demon King's Castle.

There is the Holy Maiden Tribios, respected by all as the founder of the forgotten a utopia hidden from the world.

All these legendary heroes have carved their names into the lore of the land...

But no one knows they are all the same person.

Just after breaking up, Lin Chen was called to the hospital to sign!

The beautiful school girl is about to give birth!

She was pregnant with her own children, and they were quadruplets!

"It's over. How am I going to feed these four money-eating beasts?"

Fortunately, there is the Nanny System!

"The host's child is born, and he'll be rewarded with one million in childcare funds! And a top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz G-Class!"

"Name your baby and get shares in a listed company as a reward!"

"Teach the baby to speak and get a reward..."

[Blow Up][Daughter Training][Invincible]

A small hill outside Qingshan Town.

Qi Fan lives here alone with his daughter Yan'er.

Seven years have passed, and the baby has grown into a little girl.

Seeing her father without a wife for so many years, Yan'er is worried sick.

In order to find the mysterious mother, Yan'er chooses to run away from home...

Not long after...

Yan'er returns with a group of people.

The big watery eyes blinked slightly, looking at Qi Fan's little face full of expectation:

"Old Deng, this is the queen, this is the empress, this is the female leader, these people are from... Which one of them is my mother?"

Qi Fan was helpless and slapped his forehead:

"Yan'er~ Your father was... Forget it, you should ask them themselves!"

Zhu Kun:

"My daughter's body was still... Are you crazy or am I crazy?"

Gu Yuan:

"Little Yan'er~ How old is my daughter, how could she be your mother?"

Yan'er:

"It's not impossible for them to be the queen!"

Hun Tiandi:

"That... Excuse me, I'd like to ask, Qi Fan, are you a Doudi?"

Qi Fan:

"If you say yes, then that's it!"

………………

[Dad + System + Dog Food + Daily Life]

Four years ago, Wang Chu's heroic act of saving a damsel in distress allowed him to successfully live off her four years later.

"Pah! Shameless! Wang Chu, you are not worthy of our Qingyao at all!"

Despite being condemned by everyone, Wang Chu remained calm.

A cute kid at home, a wife who earns money outside—giving up this kind of life? Impossible!

On what basis is a golden finger or a new life a must once you transmigrate? On what basis should a transmigrated cannon fodder definitely counterattack?

Is peacefully staying as a cannon fodder too much to ask for? Why come out and wreck everything, Slags….. The Male Lead is dead because of you, the world is even collapsing, okay?!

In order to earn Points, every time she enters a new world, Xia Liang expresses that she completes her missions very seriously, face slapping those secondary female characters who wish to counterattack, setting order to all the chaos, restoring the plot, and avoiding the collapse of the worlds.

As for why the Male Leads all fell in love with me, that was actually an accident. Em, it’s just, aren’t these accidents a little bit too many…

【Abstract】+【Funny】+【Crazy】+【Tang San Abused】+【Master Abused】+【Martial Soul Emperor Banner (Ten Thousand Soul Banner)】

Bai Yu traveled through Douluo and awakened the narration system, which can modify the narration and thus affect the plot.

【Plot: Tang San awakened the Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer】

Bai Yu smiled and changed "grass" to "fart" and "hammer" to "dog". The master fell in love at first sight. Tang San is my disciple given by God!

【Plot: Yu Xiaogang is going to use the ten core competitive theories of martial souls to trick you into becoming his apprentice】

Bai Yu waved his hand and changed "ten" to "ten thousand". After that, everyone at Notting College didn't see the master for three months. It is said that the master's beard was bald in order to make up the remaining 9990 theories.

[Plot: Tang San is preparing to recognize Xiao Wu as the boss in the seventh dormitory]

Bai Yu was so crazy that he changed "大" to "妈". Tang San suddenly knelt down, crying and shouting:

"Mom, the unfilial son Tang San will be filial to you!"

(The introduction is weak, the main text is waiting for you)

Traveling through time and space as Naruto's son Uzumaki Boruto, awakening the emotional role-playing system, starting the game as Tendo Pain

At the opening ceremony of the Ninja School, the seventh Hokage Uzumaki Naruto stared at the familiar figure in the sky.

"This... How is this possible!... Is that... Pain?"

Many years later, Boruto confidently said to Naruto: "Dad, your Rasengan is not big enough, and not fierce enough! But don't worry, with me here, the Rasengan of the Uzumaki clan will never be defeated by others again."

Then, he turned to Sasuke and said earnestly: "Uncle Sasuke, for the future happiness of Sarada and me, please put on the name of rebel ninja again."

(Sarada, Sumire, Uchiha Hikaru, only these three are gone...)

After divorcing his wife Xu Na, who was worth 50 million and looked down on him, Jiang Feng gained custody of his daughter and unlocked a max-level human system!

Earn points by making money and unlock various max-level abilities!

Start by signing in at a restaurant and unlock max-level steamed bun skills!

On the first day of business, business was booming, and profits were so huge that people almost ate themselves to death!

In just one week, Jiang Feng's shop became famous in the neighborhood; neighbors would even fight over a steamed bun!

Jiang Feng's ex-wife, Xu Na, came to visit their daughter and also wanted to mock Jiang Feng for not making money, but she was shocked by what she saw!

Jiang Feng opened even more shops along the way!

Food and beverage, apparel, finance, information!

Xu Na went on many blind dates and increasingly felt that Jiang Feng was the most outstanding man; she had missed out on the best man!

However.

When she came to Jiang Yang in the middle of the night, wanting to remarry him, it was Rong Shuang, Jiang Youyou's goddess teacher, who opened the door...

What should I do if [Transformation] + [Marvel] + [HP]

is in the wrong world?

Hermione dressed as an HP world, but appeared in Marvel.

A mysterious magic book that makes Hermione jump back and forth in the worlds of Marvel and Harry Potter.

……

Tony Stark: It's time to study the Anti-Wizard Warframe.

Hermione: Are you talking about your ragged mantling that was torn down by whom?

Hulk: Roar!!

Hermione: Shut up and be careful I remove your pants...... Except for your weapons!

Ancient One: There are no mages on the timeline......

Hermione: Again, I'm a wizard!

Nick Fury: Where exactly are you from?

Hermione raised an eyebrow: I, Hermione, from Hogwarts!

[The protagonist's belly is black, the main world HP and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, there will be other Marvel worlds in the future, but they will not be fused]