"According to the script, you'll be stabbed by the male lead next, and he'll take out your golden core and give it to his white moonlight." "Really? I don't believe it. As long as I stab faster, the male lead's sword won't catch me." "But you're the female lead in a tragic novel, you should be the one being tortured by the male lead..." "I torture everyone except myself, and that's considered a tragic novel? Go, hang the male lead on the city wall for three days, and see when he cries and calls me 'Dad'."... *The Immortal Hero: Weak Water of Three Thousand*, a famous online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, combines various classic infuriating elements. The female lead is misunderstood, framed, and subjected to emotional and physical torture, being tormented by the male lead and 108 female supporting characters for three hundred chapters, finally achieving a happy ending. Immediately, the comment section erupted in a fierce battle, with the "Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" faction and the "Trash Author Feeds Me Shit" faction clashing.

Shinnosuke Nohara: "I... am the coolest 5-year-old kindergartener in Kasukabe. I have a mischievous younger brother who often tricks me. You could say I'm only alive thanks to my protagonist's halo. But my brother is also very amazing. He always manages to come up with some really fun things. He also has a lot of cookies and takes me to buy lots of toys. Our adventures together are very interesting. I love my brother very much."

When Shen Juan woke up, he found himself a participant in the "prison break game".

Live broadcast around the world, hundreds of people escape, failure means death.

While others were frantically researching escape routes, he was choosing a cell: "This one has good lighting, perfect for sleeping."

While others were plotting a riot, he was basking in the sun: "Well, this rusty nail is nice. I'll take it back as a souvenir."

The teammates suddenly became excited——

"Cell 40? It must be a carefully calculated, optimal entry point!"

"Sunbathing? Must be marking an escape route!"

"A random nail? This is definitely a crucial tool!"

Even the passers-by he casually chatted with were imagined as "professional talents scouted in advance."

Shen Juan: "...I just want to take a nap."

However, as his "unintentional behavior" repeatedly led to him accidentally breaking through the levels, his teammates went completely crazy.

"Boss! Please take me flying!"

The global live broadcast audience laughed like crazy:

#The most outrageous way to win without doing anything#

#On how to become the king of jailbreak by relying on salted fish passively#

[Comfortable and funny + live escape + teammates' crazy imagination + Xianyu accidentally became a god]

(System novel, the system's ability is to summon monsters and characters from Zero Zone to another world) (Yuri romance, succubus from Six Points Street, beloved by the group, popular with everyone)

My name is Shi Ling, and I'm hopelessly addicted to Terminator Zero. In pursuit of an immersive experience, I bought a complete set of VCR playback equipment at a flea market. Unfortunately, I ended up losing the whole set as a secondhand device.

When I woke up again, I wasn't facing the hospital ceiling, but the gaping maw of a monster that I'd only ever seen in fantasy works.

I had already closed my eyes and waited to die, but who knew that the old device that took me away would haunt me and hover in front of me, its screen still flickering faintly:

Dear Rope Maker, we have detected that you have one unused encrypted master tape. Would you like to start tuning?

Upon waking up, Ye Zi found herself in interstellar space. She lay down, ready to be a carefree, lazy bum.

However, the next day they were told that there was a huge amount of debt, but no food.

Leaf seeds: ? ? ?

To survive, Ye Zi had no choice but to use her family's culinary skills to livestream cooking, and incidentally picked up a dog, which unexpectedly made her famous throughout the intergalactic world.

Soon after, Ye Zi stared wide-eyed at the Imperial Blade in front of her, its uniform impeccably tailored and its menacing presence commanding.

Where's her dog?

The man handed her the first button of his military uniform, his eyes filled with expectation.

"Do you have anything to say?"

Unaware of the implications, Ye Zi trembled as she accepted the money, asking, "Give me...give me my meal money back?"

Sonoko: "Ran, you are so mean. You actually had a boyfriend without me knowing."

Xiaolan lowered her head, a little embarrassed, and said weakly, "How about you join us?"

Sonoko: “This is not good.”

Wang Ling: "I think this is a good suggestion. By the way, remember to call Tomoko and Ayako over."

In order to make him look less boring, cases and plots between the red and black sides are interspersed.

boom!

"???"

"Our task is only to clear the suspects hiding in the building, who stepped on the horse and directly blew up the building?!"

"Wait a minute, isn't this a horror survival game where you try to survive for seven days? Why is he killing monsters outside alone?"

"Let me emphasize again, the task of protecting Ms. Sha Ya this time is very difficult. I hope everyone will keep their spirits up... Wait a minute, I will answer the phone... What? Miss Sha Ya ran off with a man?! "

"Damn, who is this person? Can you still play the game well!"

Games, funny, no CP.

A deep-sea mermaid who was ready to take revenge on "humans" because of pollution was kicked out of her home because she ate too much. As a result, she became addicted to milk tea, fried chicken, games, and live broadcasts in the human world, and completely forgot about revenge.

Pink hair, salty fish, but edible!

Until a ship salvaged a mysterious statue, and the survival game began.

She was originally playing badly in the human world, but was caught as a human and put into a "survival game".

Cursing the system: "I'm a mermaid! I'm not a human! You caught the wrong fish!"

The compensation can be obtained to upgrade the "Octopus Puppet". The moment she saw the puppet, she thought, "It's so small that it's not enough to eat!"

Fortunately, the octopus puppet was very capable and saved the fish's life... but it also began a long life of exploitation.

From then on, system announcements became her personal show:

The chat channel went viral: Who the hell is this cheater/lucky guy?!

She was trying hard to survive, but one day she suddenly found that the boss she was going to fight looked a little familiar.

The one yawning in the thundercloud is... her grumpy mother!

The one who was drooling while sleeping with the shipwreck around him was her lazy dad!

The seaweed monster that is grinding its teeth (chewing on the reef) is her foodie brother!

Sitting in the center of the vortex... knitting an oversized sweater? It's her arrogant grandmother!

Pai Xingxing:??? So everyone in my family has a stable job, but I'm the only one who got fired?!

I! Don’t! Give up!

In the end, you are forced to survive and explore the truth of the survival game.

[Two male leads, slow-burning Tom x Abraxas]

'The people I love are destined for misfortune, born from aphrodisiacs, despised beings, haunted by the most vicious curses... Even if I were to merely appear in your sight, I would feel as if I were defiling you, who are like a god... Therefore, I do not love you...'

But I love you...

"Bearing a bad reputation, or being feared and hated, is far better than having an empty heart, fearless of joy or sorrow..."

The introduction is inadequate; please read the main text if you are interested.