[Lighthearted, silly, slice-of-life, double transformation, and lots of sweet moments]

What's it like when an ordinary guy turns into a cute girl?

At the beginning, the school beauty and I accidentally swapped identities...

He's an orphan, abandoned by his parents and forced to work outside the orphanage to support himself. He's a 2.5-dimensional, pseudo-otaku. One day, a dramatic event takes his own life. He's chosen by a ruthless system to become its master, or simply the Lord God. From then on, he enters a different world, a different life, and a different experience. Embarking on a journey to become the Lord God—a girl? A daughter? A dimension?

It's all possible...

"Asuna! Yui took our panties again!!!"

"Mikoto...are these black ones...chickens?"

"Ram! You can't wash that dress! Rem! That's our sword, not trash!"

"Saeko-senpai, quickly grab Minami Rika and Shizuka-sensei, these two women are drunk again!!!"

"Hyori, Saten, Suguha... Damn it, blow her up!!!"

"Ikaros...can you give me this watermelon?"

"Uh... Tohka, um... it seems like there's nothing to cook... Hey hey hey, don't cry, don't cry, let's do it right away!!!"

“…”

However, it doesn't seem as serious as we imagined.

The system fainted in the toilet!

(Western fantasy + sword and magic + magical civilization + mysticism + original dungeons + underworld magic + the nascent dawn of the East + single female protagonist + grand world view)

[I've been transported into this lousy game, and even the uninstall button isn't working! What do I do? I need help urgently!]

Su En transmigrates to a Western fantasy game world and faces a luxurious "survival package" of twelve gods and seventy-two divine monsters. He discovers that he is a magical failure—the only skill he can learn is the [Counter Magic], which has no offensive power.

Being passively attacked and unable to deflect melee attacks? What kind of ridiculous SSR-level talent is this!

Until he unexpectedly triggered a "master-servant contract"...

From that day on, Suen's path to survival embarked on a railway of no return, and along the way, he also ran over some brilliant but futile attempts to stop him.

The twelve deities—Sichen, Siming, Zhijin, and others—have already manipulated the entire world for their own purposes.

Magical technology, new gods and old gods, the resurgence of the remnants of the divine era, the unprecedented prosperity of magical power... A new era, in harmony with history and the future, is rolling in. What the gods did not expect was that what would come head to head was Suen, who held the ultimate Flash Spell.

"Look me in the eye! You bastard! I'll make you look me in the eye!"

"Are gods really that good at fighting? What good is it if you can't even fight? If you're blind, how are you supposed to monitor this world?"

The silver-haired angel, an old enemy, came to kill him with gritted teeth, but was forced to stand there, his face flushed and unable to move.

"What...what are you going to do!"

"Kneel down! Do it for me!"

"Waaaaah, no..."

The whole school is waiting for them to come back, while Suen is at home, forcing the angel who lost her...

Answers to "Five Years of Magic, Three Years of Simulation".

[Nonsense] + [System] + [Funny] + [Supernatural] + [Special Forces Plot] + [Single Female Lead] I am a great fisherman! I go up mountains and down seas, in streams and seas, in wind and rain, ignoring the Shudao Mountain, but unexpectedly! Unexpectedly!! I can’t catch any fish!!! I have become a big… nouveau riche in the fishing world! Hmm? You ask me why I became a nouveau riche? Please listen to my detailed explanation in the book (crooked smile)

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

I've transmigrated. My surname is Luo, and I'm a scholar who writes vernacular stories. Since that's the case, I definitely have to write *Romance of the Three Kingdoms*, and I also have to consider *Water Margin*, *Journey to the West*, *Dream of the Red Chamber*, *Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio*, and even *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*.

Yang Zhi: "I want to compare him to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too far away, and my love cannot reach such a far place. I want to entrust my thoughts to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too clean, and my thoughts are not worthy of it."

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"You are always better than others, at least in my heart."

Because of the kindness of his family, the boy suddenly had a gentle, intellectual and super caring big sister by his side.

To be honest, the feeling of having someone accompany him is really a bit unusual.

[Daily, relaxed, funny, dog food, single female protagonist]

[More warm and healing]

And the country, New Tokyo.

Higashinohara, who wears his soul, only wants to live a quiet life without being disturbed, but [Crime Manual] accidentally appears in his mind. If you arrest the criminal, you can get attribute points and random rewards.

What? Can't you do it?

According to the criminal star of the prisoner, you can enjoy the free distribution of temporary attribute points (mission Buff) when arresting.

The poorer the prisoner, the more vicious the evil the prisoner is!

The harder my Buff is!

The fruits of mysterious ability, powerful swords, and various sequences of equivalences have all been transformed into magic rewards on the [Cevil Manual]...

Police Department: These extrajudicial maniacs are simply crazy, extremely vicious, full of evil...!!!

Higashinohara:

I mean...

Is there anything worse?!

...

...

The following is the protagonist's self-introduction:

My name is Higashinohara, a 16-year-old high school student. I'm unmarried. I boarded at Aragaki Detective Office, Ogawacho, Edogawa District, New Tokyo. After high school, I worked as a discipline committee member of the Academy City. I cooperated with the Academy City Guard to arrest the offender and didn't go home until 8 p.m.

When I get home, I will exercise with my fingers upside down for an hour and taste different brands of canned coffee before going to bed, just after recalling some subtle differences, just like recalling the criminals who fell into my hands.

I will fall asleep on time at 11 o'clock.

Everyone says that my work and rest is very regular and healthy.

But it's a little ashamed to say.

Recently, in my mind,

It seems that something strange has appeared....