【No Reincarnation】【No System】【School】【Daily Life】

Lin Qiuyue: “Teacher, Jiang Yu is cheating!”

Jiang Yu: “Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted!”

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Lin Qiuyue: “Jiang Yu, my parents aren’t home, and I’m a bit scared being alone. Can I stay over at your place tonight?”

Being hit by a truck that ran a red light was like ancient times.

Qin Yang, a 996 worker, is very satisfied with his ancient identity as the younger brother of the current Emperor Dawu.

I won’t roll up my sleeves in this life, I’ll just lie back and enjoy myself, partying every night, listening to music in brothels, and having three wives and four concubines is the way to go…

But who knew that there were treacherous ministers and princes at home and powerful enemies and barbarians outside, all of whom wanted him dead.

…

Many years later.

Qin Yang looked at the 200,000 Iron Pagodas behind him, the 3,000 airships flying in the sky, and the Gatling guns in his hands that were emitting blue flames. He scratched his ears and said, "Everyone saw it. They were the first to attack."

Zhang Huaidan has cultivated at the Celestial Master's Mansion for twenty years and has some spiritual attainments, but others don't seem to think so.

Zhuge Qing: "I'm truly impressed! I used all my strength but couldn't even scratch a hair on his head. Alas! Why was Dan born if Qing was already here!"

Wang Ye: "The unadorned Golden Light Mantra, the unadorned Huai Dan Zhenren, instantly defeated me with a single move. I really don't know how he trained?"

Ma Xianhong: "That night, I brought twelve top-tier disciples from the village, intending to beat him until he knelt down, but... we beat him until he knelt down."

Zhang Chulan: "Our Xiao Zhang is incredibly lucky, the champion of the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony is none other than me... What? I beat up Brother Dan? Really?!"

"You've all praised me. I'm really not as amazing as you all say."

The crowd exclaimed: "You're too modest!" "I won't allow you to be so humble!" "Exactly! A person should be proud..."

Upon waking up, they're on a plane beside a dreamy girl holding a world map, saying she wants to search for treasure—and she invites him to explore the world together!

Gu Yifan: "What kind of new scam is this?"

[As a newcomer to the Ancient Immortal Realm, you encounter the daughter of the Lin family's Divine King. She has fled to avoid an arranged marriage with a stranger and invites you to roam the prehistoric world together.]

[After weighing your options, you make a choice—]

[Reject and plan to report her]

[The Lin family issues a huge bounty—anyone who provides information on the Lin family’s saintess will receive 500,000 source stones! But her favorability toward you will permanently decrease.]

[Agree to help her evade pursuit]

[You obtain a fragment of the Dao Scripture and can share her physique]

Gu Yifan looks at her.

—"Innate Chaos Physique"

“...”

“Wait, what did you just say?”

“You invited me to search for treasure, right?”

“I agree.”

[The unknown you somehow succeeds in inviting the Lin family's saintess into your team! A true miracle!]

[Keep going and recruit more teammates...]

Ai Qian, a street-crazy author who wakes up every day because of her own poverty, is bound by the system!

The system is obedient: Host, you are the daughter of a rich family, you are a billionaire female president, you are a superstar… Are you happy?

Ai Qian: Hehe, I might be happier if there is no hero who can kill me at any time.

[Ironclad + Minimal Naruto + Not Brainless + System + Not Invincible + Meme-Based + Abstract + Funny + Slice of Life] Alternative Title: "Death Titan as a Pet, I'm the Reverse Butterfly, Remember Me..."

A college student on Earth, while watching Naruto, inexplicably transmigrated into the body of Xia Die on the Starry Sky Railway and awakened the strongest Naruto system. She started with the Sharingan and earned gold coins simply by defeating monsters. Upon learning that she was destined to forever remain in the Underworld, bearing that heavy fate and suffering, she simply kicked away this shoddy script. "Let whoever wants to do it do it. Rather than wronging myself, I'd rather kill someone else. Me, stuck in the Underworld serving those bastards? Don't even think about it." Just as she awakened her Mangekyou Sharingan and felt invincible, a little gray-haired creature appeared out of nowhere, and then Ohma was attacked... "Wait, am I really fighting the Titan of Conflict?" Watching the others running away with their buckets, she fell into deep thought. Could she win? It's a guaranteed death sentence!!!

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PS: Even if you haven't watched Naruto, it's not very intense.

This book focuses on lighthearted, entertaining, and humorous content. The beginning might not be as serious, and some parts could be a little awkward. Please bear with it; the author will continue to revise, supplement, and improve it, striving to produce relatively high-quality content.

Secondly, the author is just an ordinary gamer, writing a novel for the first time, writing whatever comes to mind (whatever he dreams of). Please don't criticize if you don't like it.

Feel free to suggest any new memes, ideas, or memorable scenes. The author will incorporate anything suitable; they really love their fans!

(Note: This book has undergone a major revision, and most of the problematic parts in the early chapters have been corrected. Please feel free to read it.)

Shangguan Beichen, having transmigrated over a decade into the world of "The Detective," lives with the three Cat's Eye sisters, becoming the youngest police inspector in the nation's history. Revered as the pride of the Metropolitan Police Department and a nemesis of detectives, he single-handedly reverses the Metropolitan Police Department's reputation and standing among the public. Of course, beautiful women are also by his side throughout...

Having transmigrated to the Star Iron Universe and become a Walker of Order, Rhine initially intended to live out his days on the Black Tower space station. However, after encountering the Star Core, his life was turned upside down. He discovered that his connection to the destiny of Order was deeper than he had imagined. Fortunately, along with it came a bronze book known as the Book of Oneness.

Two talents propelled Rhine to new heights!

[Unlimited Exploration: As a player behind the fourth wall, you possess limitless possibilities. There is no limit to the number of jobs you can take, and you can preview the job advancement paths for all jobs. Each month, you can travel to other worlds, establish beacons, and connect all realms—this is the will of "Exploration."]

[Immortality: The boundless dragons grant you an immortality unlike any other, your lifespan will extend to the ends of the universe (but what is the price?)]

And so, a new order emerged! We sought common ground while reserving differences, and we united as one.

May the magic from the world of Frilian dissolve the ice that has lingered in Arilo for millennia, may the radiance of order shine upon Ender's Demon King's Castle, and may the most perfect hero become a pure and beautiful traveler.

Let the wicked Shin from Konosuba become Aha's new source of amusement, and let the goddess from another world and the immortal boat work together to research a way to eliminate the demonic spirit.

Let those hiding gods and men have nowhere to hide, let that chaotic world return to order. Rhine traveled through all the heavens, connecting the worlds. He reinterpreted order, he expanded the boundaries of order, until his order spread throughout all the heavens. Looking back, Rhine realized that the so-called Star God was just a pitiful creature bound by fate. Let whoever wants to be the Star God be it. I will become the order of all the heavens and worlds!

(The Big Bang Theory×HP. Warning to otome fans, especially those with a special madness ⚠️) Penny suddenly discovered that her bed had become a passage to another world. Every night it was connected to the beds of people from other worlds. There was always a stuffy old man who called himself "Professor" sharing her bed.

This guy had a terrible temper and a sharp tongue, and he always said things to her that she couldn't understand. And then, after an accident, she was able to see him? What's more, she could enter and exit his world?

Snape's perspective: At first he thought it was the Death Eaters who were causing trouble, but later he found out it was a curse and a calamity for him. He was the only one who could sense the damn stupid woman. No matter how many times he changed beds in the room, he could still feel her body approaching like a gorilla when he slept at night, and magic was ineffective on her. Later he could see her, and she was even more shameless to threaten him with this, the woman who only knew how to drink and eat, and blackmailed him with "beauty" magic.

He was a fool with only a pretty face, so he wouldn't fall for her trick. But as time went by, when everyone could see her, Snape always felt like he had lost something...