"Dear fellow immortals, I have finally had the honor of interviewing the Immortal Emperor Lu An, who reigns supreme and has ruled the world for eternity! Lord Immortal Emperor, I've heard your rise to prominence is truly legendary. Could you please share your journey with us?"

"One word, Gou!"

"My achievements are the result of careful and cautious practice, decisive risk avoidance, and quiet development. Just remember this: if you persevere to the end, you will have everything you need!"

Immortal Emperor Lu An, who had died 9999 times, waved his hand and said so.

[Awakening/Cultivation + Super Admin Bureau + Circuit Board Talisman + Mobile Phone Magic Item]

The world is undergoing dramatic changes, and spiritual energy is surging!

The rich secretly use their money to achieve immortality, while the poor like me are destined to be beaten.

Until the moment I was ganged up on, I used my family's breathing technique to awaken my spiritual energy.

Driven by my product manager's passion, I launched the "Lingxi" app.

The boxing brothers cracked a cement slab with a single punch, while the algorithm genius seemed to have foreseen the future!

The top student and school beauty conjured ice with a wave of her hand, while the hardware geek saw through the talisman's true nature: "Isn't this just an energy circuit board?"

The ancient family was furious, believing that the poor were not worthy of using spiritual energy.

The Super Management Bureau intervened and issued a warning, as the army from the Underworld pressed in.

When the genius of the aristocratic family unleashed the millennium-old talisman, I pulled out the mass-produced "Thunder Pro Max Edition".

The elder opposite sneered: "The number of ants is meaningless in front of a true dragon."

I calmly raised my phone and pushed the awakening algorithm to hundreds of millions of users with a single click!

"Senior, times have changed."

"Now, it is a vast ocean of ants that is judging the true dragon."

[Ratings just released, single female lead] + [Slice of Life Romance] + [Succubus Mature Woman] + [Hilarious and Witty] + [Mutual Redemption] + [1v1 Cohabitation] + [No System] + [No Rebirth] + [No Harem]

"Hey beautiful, my brother thinks the woman next to you has great legs and wants to get a closer look."

"Are you trying to mess with me like I'm Japanese?!"

...

Xiao Chenze stumbled upon some great legs and, intending to mess with his leg-obsessed best friend, ended up chatting up a gentle and virtuous senior.

After the farce, I thought that apologizing would be the end of it, but little did I expect that I would be renting a room with my senior the very next day!

My fairy-like senior became my roommate!

"Senior, you live here too?"

"Yes, 520, the house I live in."

...

"Xiao Chenze, what do you want to eat today?"

"Anything is fine, senior girls are all delicious..."

"Um?"

"No, no, no! All the food my senior cooks is delicious!"

...

"Senior, I think... I like you, um... I'm not sure."

"I... I think I have a crush on you too, but I'm not really sure."

"Want to be unsure or to be sure?"

...

Lin Feng's terrifying escape room is on the verge of bankruptcy, and his mother has suddenly fallen seriously ill, urgently needing a huge amount of medical expenses!

Just when he was in despair, he was unexpectedly bound to the [Yin Yang Secret Chamber Space]!

Welcome to the Asylum: Ward 13! First-time completion reward: 10,000 RMB in cash!

[Nine-and-a-half-story apartment: Are you sure you can survive to the end?]

[Ghost School Tales: Beware, your "classmates" might not be human!]

"Holy crap! This escape room scene is so realistic! I feel like I'm going to die!"

"My god! These props, these sound effects, these NPCs, it's an absolutely hellish experience!"

When one long-forgotten mystery after another is "reappeared" in the locked room...

"This scene, these props, how come they're exactly the same as the sensational 'Dean's Disappearance Case' from ten years ago?!"

"...

[This book features multiple female protagonists; please refrain from negative comments if you dislike this genre.]

Question: What is the best way to prevent a building from collapsing?

Xu Xiyu: "Naturally, I'll start by making it a ruin. As long as I don't have a house, my house will never collapse."

This book is also known as "How Can I Debut Without Getting Caught in the Crossfire After Having 11 Ex-Girls?", "What Should I Do When a Female Celebrity Sues Me for Fraud After I Used Fake Information to Go on a Blind Date?", "I Really Wanted to Be a Plagiarist, So Why Did I End Up Behind the Scenes?", and "Why Do You All Want to Create Romance Between Us?"

(Empress + basement + master and sister + rice bowl + multiple heroines + no system)

Yue Qingling, the youngest immortal in Sijingzhou, a master of heavenly cultivation respected by thousands of people, and the most beautiful high mountain flower in Yunlin Mountain.

At this time, I was in the basement of the Demon Empress, thinking hard about how to escape.

Little Immortal Lord has been transformed into a little maid, all his cultivation has been sealed, and the flower of the high mountain has fallen into the quagmire.

The Yandere Demon Cult Empress said: "Immortal Lord? You are just a rebel disciple."

Why? Drawing a Motor Duck is supposed to be a very happy thing. It is a good thing. It is the best way to show your luck to your friends in the group.

But why, you evil group leader, treat me like this! Other people also show off, why do you bully me?

Turn me into Bronya of Lili? !

How come you can't draw a duck when you are so awesome?

The heavy-armored bunny made a sound, and the

front of the car outside the Yaemura adopted by Cocolia Bai was raised. I vaguely saw Jizi laughing.

A person lay down, a cloth was covered, and a white-haired ball

was waiting on the table. The wind blew, and the red and blue twins came to offer flowers.

The wine was opened, and the dishes were served. The cute dean began to grab

the music. The gong sounded, and Xier cried like a fool.

The pit was dug, the coffin was covered, and Meiyi Fuhua knelt down to

spend a year. The paper was burned, and the cherry blossoms on the grave were three meters high.

[Leisure article + golden dragon appears in the Year of the Dragon, auspicious + fufu + sweet + good-looking]

"Ah, Villette, please help me!"

In the sky above Fengdan, with the surge of energy, a golden meteor struck from nowhere, and the impact point was directed at Momang Palace.

Villette went to stop him but was blocked by a golden dragon that rushed out.

Paimon: Ying...did you just draw the lottery? But why didn't it end up here?

Ying: What? Are there any gold ones in the lottery? !

Funina: You are the secretary of this water god, I can do whatever I want to you!

Qianzhi: Yixi is a pretty good person, but it’s a pity that he has a long mouth.

Villette: It's a little more worry-free than Fonina, but only a little.

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, what you said above is right.

Hutao: Zhongli, please leave us alone. I’m going to play with Yixi first~

Clolinde: What, the original water god of Fontaine was actually you? !

Navia: He is such a reliable person and very gentle.

Arecino: Mysterious, elegant and unpredictable.

Yi Xi: Low-key, everyone is low-key, who are you asking me? Descendants of the Dragon!

[Single female lead + everyday romance + sweet moments + comedy + girl pursuing boy]

Friendly reminder: Walking home alone on secluded side streets after get off work can make you vulnerable to being followed by perverts.

A concerned citizen, Jiang Ziming, said: "Officer, I've been followed by a pervert on my way home from get off work for a week straight. She's practically ready to burst into my house, hug me, and do some weird things!!"

Police officer: "Are you referring to this 22-year-old female college student from a prestigious university, an excellent student, and who was voted the most beautiful girl on the campus beauty list of her graduating class?!"

Jiang Ziming: "Yes, it's her! She follows me for blocks every day!"

Police officer: "..."

Who's following whom?!

————

[Funny slice-of-life romance novel]

When wandering on the edge of light and darkness, the chaotic existence in the universe, disguised as a shining Ultraman, mixed in the light camp.

He began his journey to pit the human bodies of Ultraman.

Daiko: "The bone soup is actually quite delicious, but I suspect that Mr. Zhui Yu's motive for making soup is not right."

Himeya Jun: "Yu seems to want me to become Noah..."

Mirai: "(Waving flags and shouting) Yu-san is actually a good person!!"

Asuka Shin: "Heh, I'm the only one getting beaten."

The long journey will never end.

Finally, remember-the extremely evil forces hidden in the darkness will always belong to the light camp!