"Clan Chief, something terrible has happened! Uchiha Itachi has been beaten to death in the street by the clan members!" "Huh? Nonsense! I just pulled him out this morning." "Then I must be mistaken. Maybe Uchiha Obito is dead." "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Clan Chief, I'm not lying to you! Anyway, one of them is dead! I can't tell if it's Itachi or Obito." Uchiha Tetsu rushed to the scene. That brat was indeed talking nonsense; both of them were clearly dead. "Sasuke, I need your 'pretending to be cool' for this mission." "Itachi, Obito, I'm the clan leader and you're sweeping the streets, it's all for the clan's benefit~" "Madara, just unleash your ultimate move!" "Shisui, use your Kotoamatsukami to make her fall in love with me! Wait, what do you mean she already loves me?" "Sarazana, Hikari, I don't offer pineapple heads here." "Uchiha Ban? Nice name, you should practice your elbow strikes more!" "Tajima! Madara! Fugaku! I'm the Uchiha clan leader, not you!" (Various anime, multiverse, ensemble cast, farming, slice-of-life, comedy) (First world: Demon Slayer) (Subsequent worlds: Type-Moon's Fate series, Overlord, Attack on Titan, Mushoku Tensei)

Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.

In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.

On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.

"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."

Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.

This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!

Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.

Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.

So, the art style changed.

At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.

During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.

On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.

Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.

......

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Ning Chaoyang rose to the rank of a fourth-grade female official, but she still couldn't escape the fate of being forced into a marriage of convenience.

She resolved to take a mistress as a form of resistance.

The mistress should be of low social status, have a decent appearance, and preferably be weak and unable to take care of herself.

With a sidelong glance, she spotted a young doctor dressed in flowing white robes.

Transmigrated Ye Ning acquires a cheat-like ability: he can become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Thus, he begins a reckless and dangerous path. However, he soon discovers this world is poisonous. The Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty declares, "Meeting Ye Ning is the beginning of my demise; if he dies, I will not live on alone." A Celestial Lord from the Upper Realm says, "Most people in this world are indifferent, but only Lord Ye has never rejected me, so I will protect him with my life." Billions of humans think, "Everyone in this world needs..."</p>

(No system + villainous protagonist + ensemble cast) (PS: Several million-word HP novels already exist, feel free to read) Kong En, Chinese. He entered Hogwarts in 1971 and, after graduating from Slytherin, joined the Ministry of Magic as an outstanding graduate. Using his memories, he helped Fudge become the thirty-second Minister for Magic, earning him a close confidant. To counterbalance Dumbledore, Fudge sent him to Hogwarts as a "Senior Investigator," while Kong En, seeking further advancement within the Ministry, chose to use extreme exam-oriented education methods to rapidly improve student grades, thus enhancing his own political standing. "Now, I will issue the Ministry of Magic's 'Education Order No. 23'!" "Hogwarts will be under closed, centralized management." "Boys will have buzz cuts, girls will have short, shoulder-length hair, uniform hairstyles, uniform clothing." "Timers will be installed in the toilets." "Male..."

[Interstellar + Healing Team + Beloved Member + Lucky Charm + Orcs + Family Bonds]

Fufu was abandoned by her uncle and became an unwanted child, but it didn't matter, she found her uncle again!

The uncle was a bit strange, though. To be honest, Fufu couldn't understand what he was saying, and there was a long tail standing behind her.

"You are a robot, you need to replenish your energy, you can't just eat nutrient solution."

Uncle is saying strange things again, but it's okay, Fufu likes Uncle!

I heard that a home needs a pet to make it a warm and cozy place, so Fufu picked up another cat. But this cat was different from what she had imagined. It could not only talk, but also change size.

Fufu worked hard again and found many animals. The mermaid who came out of the water turned into a beautiful older sister, and the little snake that could automatically change color turned into a handsome aunt in the blink of an eye! Even the cat turned into a big brother!

"Uncle, there are so many people in our family now! Are you happy?"

Coente gritted his teeth as he looked at the room full of orcs fighting him for the cubs.

"I'm so happy, I'm absolutely thrilled!"

(The score will increase later after the initial release)

Minecraft, anime/manga crossover, multiple modules, equivalent exchange, electricity generation. Invincible protagonist (but will evolve), chaotic neutrality, interdimensional trade, a fun character, no female lead but has maids. I've read almost all the Minecraft books on Tomato, so I'm writing this one for fun.

Every male protagonist has a "white moonlight" he loves but can't have. If the male protagonist has a cynical and dark personality, then if he can't have her, he'll destroy her. Unfortunately, Qin Yue transmigrated into the book and became this "white moonlight." Qin Yue: Being targeted by the male protagonist is too terrible! Enough said, let's run! As she fled into a small alley, a surge of Alpha pheromones hit her, and Qin Yue's legs...

Wen Tian, ​​a popular food blogger, has transmigrated. The good news is that she has transmigrated to a technologically advanced future interstellar space. The bad news is that she is now the same height and weight as her current one, and this interstellar space can be described as a food wasteland.

In order to make a living, Wen Tian decided to return to her old profession, starting a food livestream while losing weight. Unexpectedly, her excellent cooking skills attracted ridicule.

"If I can make ramen myself, the streamer is my dad!"

In the video, Wen Tian obediently subdues a piece of dough, and the aroma of beef noodles fills the air—and just like that, a child is born out of thin air!

"Squirrel-shaped mandarin fish? If the fish the streamer makes doesn't have a fishy smell, I'll be the first to send him a virtual gift."

Half an hour later, the spaceships were flying around wildly in the live stream.

"The streamers are just doing what other bloggers have done. If you're so capable, why don't you recreate something that no one else on the internet has ever done!"

So, imperial delicacies like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall took turns appearing, and Wen Tian used food livestreams to deflate people's faces online, gradually becoming the darling of the interstellar community.

Meanwhile, a major general was sending virtual spaceships to Wen Tian's live stream while pondering how to win over his delicious fiancée.