I, Lin You, have transmigrated into a stitched-together world where all the female anime characters are crying.

The good news is that I have awakened the [Emotional Bank System], which specializes in treating all kinds of psychological trauma.

The bad news is that my first client is Saeko Busujima—her wooden sword is pressed against my throat, and the system displays: [Debt of lust for killing -5000, will turn evil in three minutes].

I took a deep breath: "Senior, your kendo isn't a sin, it's..."

What is it?

"—It's the VIP ward with the most expensive registration fee."

From then on, I became the strongest psychologist across anime and manga. I cure tsundere characters, soothe icebergs, and soothe yanderes. Healing one allows me to inherit their core abilities. When I can use the Electrifier's lightning to grill skewers, use the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception to find the weakness of Wi-Fi, and use Conqueror's Haki to scare away editors chasing deadlines—

I've discovered that all the goddesses' pain seems to point to the same source.

The first page of my medical record reads: [Patient: Lin You, Condition: In his past life, he was a scumbag god burdened with a mountain of romantic debts.]

Now, they've come to us for a "follow-up visit."

System, can I get a discount? I need an answer urgently.

Li Lie woke up one morning to find himself the Third Prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace in the Journey to the West world. He declared he didn't want to be someone's mount, eating grass every day. Fortunately, he carried a narration system with him, which he initially thought was a cheat code, but it turned out the system only knew how to criticize him. [On your wedding night, Princess Wansheng abandoned your handsome appearance and fell for the ugly Nine-Headed Insect.] [Your cultivation is inferior to the Nine-Headed Insect's, and you don't have your own weapon. You can't defeat the Nine-Headed Insect with his crescent shovel. No, even if the Nine-Headed Insect had no weapon, you still couldn't defeat him.] [You were furious and wanted to beat the Nine-Headed Insect, but you were beaten up by him instead.] [Princess Wansheng]

The Tower of Babel. A mysterious force calling itself the "Savior Organization" suddenly appears before the world. They capture the followers of evil gods and research mutation technology. They resolve various terrifying natural disasters. They forcibly control powerful figures—hunters, psychics, night watchmen, sinners, witches, dragonborn, vampire queens… forcing them to join the organization as agents. "As expected, everything is under the Savior's control." "I am the vampire queen, I will never submit to you… Damn it! My body won't obey me!" "No! Let me… [Not Wandering]"

My name is Guanglin.

The strongest demon king from another world, as prophesied.

I will roam the world with the power to overturn everything, overthrow the current Demon King's rule, bring all of humanity's kingdoms under my control, and end all conflict...

At least, that's what my family says.

...

Looking at his all-powerful companions who had signed a contract with him, now able to fly and escape anywhere, Hirobayashi, who was weak and breathless after just a few steps, fell into deep thought.

So...

Where exactly does your power come from?!

Stranded on a deserted island, suffering from hunger and cold.

In order to survive, Lin Yi was forced to learn survival skills and began to live a secluded life on the island.

Three years later, Lin Yi became familiar with everything on the island and discovered that it was incredibly vast and rich in resources, enough to provide him with enough to live comfortably for hundreds of lifetimes.

"It's a pity that I'm still alone, and it gets a bit boring after a while."

I never expected that one day...

The legendary emperors Qin Shi Huang, Tang Taizong with his strategic brilliance, Empress Wu Zetian, the alluring Su Daji, and the stunning Yang Guifei, all ended up stranded on the island…

[Genshin Impact + Diary + Movie Viewing + Redemption + No Angry Strike + Fou Start]

Jiang Chen, who transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat, settled in Fontaine and awakened the Diary Prayer System.

Her diary entries revealed that Funina had been carrying the loneliness of five hundred years all by herself.

In an instant, the entire Teyvat was shocked and moved to tears!

Wendy: "It wouldn't be surprising if someone with such artistic talent saved the whole world, would it?"

Zhongli: "By signing the contract herself and upholding it for five hundred years, even if the divine throne no longer exists, she is still a righteous goddess worthy of recognition!"

Lei Movie: "Having endured five hundred years of solitude alone, I acknowledge her eternity. Such willpower can be described as divine!"

Nasita: "Even though the prophecy had already been written, she still shouldered the responsibility of saving Fontaine. You and I both know that she is smart enough to change the fate of the world."

The Teyvat people: "The strategist is putting himself in the game, hoping to gain a decisive advantage over fate!"

Jiang Chen: "Fufu's legs, Fontainebleau's water!!!"

[Lighthearted Slice of Life + Farming + Management + Humor + Weak System] Lin Tian, ​​an agricultural college student, travels to Bear Ridge. All he wants is to farm, fish, and enjoy a carefree retirement. But then… Bald Qiang (a character from Journey to the West) comes to him every day to discuss "technology and ruthless work"… and they become business partners. The two bears, Xiong Da and Xiong Er, work tirelessly for a bowl of sweet and sour pork… becoming a "golden construction team." When Bear Ridge's agricultural products sell out, when orders for organic pork are booked until next year, and when his beautiful boss starts booking "weekend home-cooked meals"… Lin Tian lies on a recliner, looking at the paradise he's created, and sighs deeply: "My damn talent has nowhere to go!"

[OOC warning + slow pace]

(Friendly reminder: if you want to watch the game, you should rest for a while first, as the groundwork laid beforehand is very important. Also, regarding the gay content, those who are concerned can move on.)

Karasuno High School, once a powerhouse, is now striving to return to its former glory.

When Bai Muchen joined this passionate team, everything began to change.

He not only possesses a delicate appearance that rivals that of women, but also amazing ball skills capable of changing the course of a game.

Follow the growth of the "weird duo" Hinata Shoyo and Kageyama Tobio, witness Higashimine Asahi overcome his inner fears, and feel Tsukishima Kei's transformation from indifference to dedication.

Under Bai Muchen's influence, each team member is constantly pushing their limits.

However, the road to the national tournament is fraught with difficulties. Facing formidable opponents like Otoko, Furutani, and Omodai, can Karasuno soar to new heights?

...................

Niu Ruo: Mu Chen should come to Bai Niao Ze.

Oikawa Tetsu: Huh? I don't want to go to Shiratorizawa, Mokuchen is coming to Aoba! (Just to annoy Ushiwaka)

Grinding: Muchen.... He's really good at playing games.

Wood Rabbit: As expected of our Amu! So you'll definitely come to Owl Valley, right?

Miya Yu: Come to Inarisaki, Mokujin (smiles)

Xiao Xian, the capital's number one lazybones, was mistakenly identified as a "national genius" and forcibly made crown prince by the old emperor after a drunken outburst. Shattered from his dreams of a life of wandering the martial world, Xiao Xian angrily decided to remain lazy to the end, determined to ruin his own position as crown prince and regain his freedom. However, the more he tried to "disrupt" the system, the more unexpectedly he solved court problems, eliminated treacherous officials, won the hearts of the people, and even inadvertently embarked on the path of cultivation. The court officials went from initial heartbreak to astonishment, and finally, a complete "wow!" In the process of "dismantling the empire," Xiao Xian unexpectedly discovered a shocking game of chess between immortal sects and demons hidden behind the scenes, and his seemingly "useless" lazybones physique turned out to be the key to breaking the deadlock. Ultimately, this lazy crown prince, who was only interested in escaping, was forced into a corner by various forces (including his father), gradually transforming from a "national scourge" into a true protector, but his yearning for freedom in the martial world never wavered.

The game features a blended world view, a significantly altered timeline, and adjustments to some character settings. Captain America's shield fragment? Swallowed, gaining vibranium resistance!

Iron Man's discarded armor? Dismantle it, unlock energy conversion!

The floor tiles cracked by Thor's hammer? I'll take them and get some of the Uru metal's properties!

Even Thanos's spaceship wreckage, the Dark Elves' invisibility coating, and experimental waste from the Extremis virus... all of these are "ingredients"!