Balotelli, do you want to regain your glory?

Adriano, do you still want to play football?

Dong Fangzhuo, are you unwilling to retire?

Bolt, do you want to play football too?

And who else... do you want to play football too?

OK! Sign this contract. I have a system to make your dream come true.

Those talented players, come to me! I will make you the best players in the world!

I will lead you to beat Paris Saint-Germain!

Not only will we beat Paris Saint-Germain, but we will also go to the Premier League to beat Manchester City and other giants. Don't worry, Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​you are the next one!

[Leisure, many women, longevity, brain storage] [You know the speed]

Jiangchuan obtains the wife and concubine system, and can get a lot of life rewards by consummating the marriage.

Wife and concubine practice, can get practice experience feedback, and can also get blind box lottery for favorability.

Gentle and good woman: "Husband, this is the concubine I found for you."

Noble princess: "This princess married you, what else do you want?"

Weak brothel prostitute "Please have mercy on me, sir."

The charming fox demon: "Hehe, don't be too gentle."

The arrogant dragon clan: "Human, you have ideas."

The cold goddess: "As long as you can beat me, I can do whatever I want. "

I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.

That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.

"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"

After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.

The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.

The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.

The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.

"Wait!"

"Something's off about these demonesses!"

However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!

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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]

A 21st century master's degree holder, his soul traveled to ancient times.

No ring, no system, no white-bearded grandfather, no memory of this world...

My God, I have nothing at the beginning, I don't even know who I am, how can I play this?

Hungry and depressed, Tang Ning couldn't help but raise his head and raised his middle finger: "Thief..."

Something flew from the sky and hit his forehead.

Holding a big red hydrangea, before fainting, he only wanted to ask: "Who the hell stuffed a stone into the hydrangea!"

When he opened his eyes again...

A maid smiled like a flower: "Sir, the young lady invites you!"

A woman with beautiful eyebrows and eyes: "My husband, I am polite!"

Chen Lu traveled to a fairy world, in which there are Heavenly Edicts, panelized "Tianjiao Rankings", and countless entries.

...

Each cultivator can obtain an entry every time he breaks through a major realm.

Different entries form the upper limit and development direction of this cultivator.

Some cultivators rely on the combination of "Nine Bull Strength" + "Hundred Hundred Hit" + "Ignore Barriers"

entries to marry the dragon clan and become the first beastmaster in history.

Some cultivators rely on the combination of "Non-speaking" + "Deceiving the Lower and Deceiving the Upper" + "Death Advice" entries to become the first national teacher in history.

And the first entry Chen Lu obtained, "Step by Step", can choose one of the three random entries every time he breaks through a small realm.

So far...

Various entry fusion skills have appeared in the world!

...

When everyone in this world has a golden finger, then it can only be a fight to see who has a harder life!

"Science is the primary productive force, so, Leo, all the pain you are experiencing now is contributing to the technological progress of the Kingdom of Light!"

Taro and Zoffy nodded silently, and at the same time, they were glad that they were not the lucky ones chosen this time.

Who doesn't know that Univos' inventions were "torture instruments" before they were improved?

Su Wei traveled through time with a bragging system...

Awesomeness 2: "I am a martial arts master with eighty years of internal strength." Trust: 0/50000

Awesomeness 3: "I have three million on my card." Trust: 0/30

"I have more than three million in pocket money on my card, isn't this a small amount of money?"

"Why are you pretending? V me 50 and see my strength."

"Tsk~ I'll give you five hundred! Line up, everyone has one!"

"Fuck, really rich guy!"

[Three million has been credited. 】

Su Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally it's done!"

What? You ask why there is no awesomeness 1?

"I was young and ignorant... Forget it, let's not talk about this."

The new book "Sports Medicine: Starting from the Trail Blazers Veterinarian" has been released~

Jiang Hao returned to become an NBA player in 2011 and tied to the opponent's CBA system. Since then, the level of players who played against him has gradually become outrageous...

Howard pushed Jiang Hao away, turned an empty basket into a layup, and transformed into Zhe Ling to eat cross-bridge rice noodles!

Thompson Thompson is always possessed by Jay, dribbling on a fast break and hitting his foot out of bounds.

Ray Allen missed three consecutive free throws? ? He looks very much like a Polish center.

Curry pays tribute to the hand emperor and passes to the opponent?

Irving layup butter hands....

James dunked on a fast break and missed the buzzer-beater to pay tribute to Zhang Zhenling?

The first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in the NBA: Stars who play against rookie Jiang Hao will definitely suck! !

Fans: All beings are equal, Mr. Jiang, he is not strong, but he can pull opponents to the same starting line!

Digital fans: What do you know, this is called a defensive stalwart!

Kobe: This guy is cheating!

Curry and Harden visited Mr. Jiang three times: Mr. Jiang!! Can you teach us defense? ?

Jiang Hao: I am the Waterloo of all superstars!

A generation of emperor father was born!