Ronaldo's slam dunk card? Buy it! Son Heung-min's one-man-goal card? Buy it! Bale's cornering pass card? No, I'll do it myself! Not enough money? Then I'm going to start the show!
This book is also known as: "Self-Exiled from Qingcheng Mountain, First Tricking Li Hanyi"
Traveling through a hodgepodge world of martial arts, Zhao Yuchen, who owns a diary, is speechless: "Who's a serious person who writes a diary?"
"What? There's a reward? Well, I'm not a serious person even though I own so many life-size figures. You're really good at judging people."
"What? Someone will see the diary?" Zhao Yuchen showed a disgusted expression: "You have to pay more!"
Knowing that people will see it, watching the film, ugh, I can't make up a short story after reading countless books?
As a result, the entire martial arts world was in chaos.
Yao Yue: "You said my sister and I fell in love with you at first sight and insisted on taking you back to Yihua Palace? I will bring you back with my own hands... right now!"
Yan Lingji: "We love and hate each other, and I sacrificed myself to help you detoxify?"
Li Hanyi: "Holding the Peach Blossom Sword, are you and I destined to be together?"
Huang Rong: "You like the dishes I cook the most?"
Wanwan: "I can't beat my master nun in bed? Cihang Jingzhai is really a high-end place~"
Zhao Min: "Come back to Yuan Dynasty with me and become the consort of the Golden Sword."
Ying Yin Man: "Get lost, my father is Qin Shi Huang!"
A rainy night falls, and Bai Yu travels through time, penniless but armed with the incredible [Knight Item System]! Dials, memory sticks, full bottles, silver coins, cassettes... Isn't this the Digimon world? What use do I have for all these knight items? The [Space-Time Driver] buckles around his waist, and the Supreme Emperor... oh no, the God General inserts the dial! "Henshin!" "Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog, pig!" "Digital Time! Zodiac God General!" From this moment on, the Digital World has a "Demon Lord" who can absorb the power of Digimon, transform at will, and defeat everything! Of course, it can also be more than just "Demon Lord"...
Chen Feng travels through a parallel world, Hollywood, and discovers that all the horror films from that world have appeared in reality.
All sorts of terrifying ghosts, with their fangs bared and claws bared, are invading the world with impunity.
At the critical moment, Chen Feng activates his system and gains Taoist magic. With a single talisman, he can break all spells and with a single sword, he slays all evil spirits in Hollywood.
Mary Shaw, the Dead Silence:
"Eastern Exorcist, please spare my life. I'll be your puppet."
Jigsaw: "Young man, I see you have great talent. Would you like to inherit my legacy?" Sadako: "This Eastern Exorcist is too fierce. He killed me with a single sword strike."
The Grim Reaper: "No one can protect the people I want to kill. I said so. Uh... wait, except Master Chen Feng."
Hollywood male stars: "Chinese Taoism is amazing. Master Chen Feng makes me want to learn Chinese."
Hollywood female stars: "Master Chen Feng is so handsome. He's the man who makes me feel most secure."
Gran: "Weiss, I have the most delicious food in the universe. Do you want to try it?"
Weiss: "Trying to trick me into saving you? Don't be silly... It smells so good!!"
Gran: "Mr. Weiss, I want to learn how to break the rules. I want to learn Ultra..."
Weiss: "Don't be silly, how could you possibly learn... What, how did you comprehend the second level of selflessness so quickly? What, you learned to break the rules again??"
Beerus: "Boy, you have good talent, so I'll make you my candidate!"
Xiangpa: "How outrageous! That skinny rib has such a talented candidate!"
Bardos: "This little guy is amazing, he even learned angel control techniques!"
High Priest: "Will Gran surpass me one day?"
...
A programmer who died from overwork traveled to another world and became a young wizard. He happily promoted Earth culture and learned magic. In this other world, he could finally be called a top student. He lived a relaxed and leisurely life.
[School Life] + [No System] + [Light Novel] + [Slice of Life] + [Humorous Commentary] + [Passionate/Blood-boiling]
Lin Zhi was meant to live a life of glory, effortlessly mastering various skills and becoming a genius that captured everyone’s attention.
But why would he be content with mediocrity, fading into the crowd as just an ordinary high school student?
Sometimes, even he couldn’t figure it out.
As sunlight streamed onto the windowsill, he slowly opened his eyes, and that girl’s smile bloomed like a flower.
Qin Xuan traveled to North America in a parallel world.
Bind with the Book of Destiny and your fortune telling will become stronger.
Thus, the fortune-telling anchor who shocked the entire Internet was born.
"Hmph, Mr. Dong, stop trying to cheat me. I don't..." said a white man arrogantly.
Qin Xuan: "Don't mind your own business, you've been poisoned! Come to me for a 20% discount!"
"Master, I am a bodyguard..."
Qin Xuan: "Brother, you are about to lose your job. The next time you go on a mission, your employer will be finished!"
The bodyguard was horrified: "Master, what should we do?"
Qin Xuan: "After you get out of the car, move 50 centimeters south and raise the muzzle of your gun 5 centimeters before shooting."
bodyguard:???
A girl: "Master, my boyfriend is disobedient. Should I call the police to scare him?"
Qin Xuan: "...
(Succubus + Husband Chasing + Multiple Female Protagonists + No System + No Rebirth + Lighthearted and Funny) Cui Li woke up and was forced to divorce his wife by the agreement. Cui Li let go without hesitation! This is how a man should divorce!
Good news, I traveled through time and became Saifeier, and I also gained a 50,000-year-old ancestor.
Bad news, there is another Saifei in this world.
"So who can tell me why Kevin the Savior became my grandfather?!"
What? There's also a system!
Achievement system...
Unlocking achievements and getting corresponding rewards sounds pretty good...
[Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement, Taixu No. 8 Fat Kite]: Reward: the complete guide to Taixu Sword Qi, from entry level to mastery.
"Huh?"
[Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement, Gray Flash]: Reward: Gray Thunder God Mark drawing tutorial, from beginner to mastery.
"ah?"
[Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement, Cyber Succubus]: Increases attraction to the same sex by 1000%.
“Huh~?!”
When the destinies of two different souls intertwine with each other.
That day, the Fire Thief fell into deep thought as he looked at the figure in front of him holding a giant sword.
That day, Bai'e couldn't help feeling confused when he saw the devil trying to save the world.
That day, people listened to the declaration of the Savior:
"Brahma's hundreds of beasts have been inflicted upon this body, the demons of karma have entered the abyss, [to save the world]... draw the sword!"
That same year, a certain cat returned to Ohema to find the sky had fallen.
Sai Fei'er: "Why are you looking at me like that? What salvation? What karma demon? I don't know how to unleash the Heavenly Fire! Someone is ruining my reputation!"
In response to this, Ze Xin said: It’s not me, I don’t have it, and I don’t want to, but who can blame me for having a 50,000-year-old ancestor to play for me?
He said...
"To live or to die, choose."
(Dual Souls in One Body + Vest Saifeier + System + Omfalos Start)