Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?
You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?
You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?
You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?
Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?
Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?
Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?
Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?
How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?
And then all my subordinates surrendered!
When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”
Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”
And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”
Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,
“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”
You’re so cute!
The craziest part?
When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,
“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)
What the h*ll?!
He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?
I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!
I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!
Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.
“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”
“No! I was just kidding… hubby
This book involves many anime, and the latest series are added in real time. You can choose your favorite chapters to watch according to the title, and the plot is not greatly affected.
Related worlds: "Chuunibyou ga Kouichi", Space-Time 382, "Black Bullet", "Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma", "Rascal Doesn't Dream of a Pretty Girl", "Date A Live", "My Teen Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", "Noragami", "How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend", "Natsume's Book of Friends",
"Anohana", "High School of the Dead",
"March Comes in like a Lion", "The Ryuo's Work is Never Done", "Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World",
Became the clown king Viego in the plot of the League of Legends event planner, and then traveled to a Terra continent full of beast-eared girls?
Isolde followed the travel, and then died again, breaking into countless pieces, scattered on beast-eared girls all over the continent?
There is no curse of ruin in the world of Terra, so if you want to survive, you must collect fragments?
As a last resort, Viego, who was full of disgust for the bad woman Isolde, embarked on a journey to collect fragments. After
going through untold hardships to find all the fragments and ensure that he would not die suddenly, Isolde, who had backstabbed him and was indifferent to him, was moved at this moment: "Viego, you actually did this for me..."
"Who asked you?" Viego looked puzzled, called W and Mudstone who were guarding the gate, and blasted Isolde out. "Bad woman, get out!"
How can women be more interesting than conquering the world?
I, Viego, don't want to be a licker!
Since Isolde was driven away, the attitudes of the beast-eared girls around Viego who had met him because of the fragments have changed.
Viego: "I treated you as my loyal subjects and led you to conquer the world. But you actually want to sleep with me???"
After crossing, Roger has no system and is mediocre. But I am the golden finger myself! One Roger is a little mediocre, but countless Rogers are all-rounders! It is not cheating to rely on yourself. "Danzo Laodeng, who is born evil, I will personally..." "Roger, what did you do? Without Principal Dumbledore, how can we fight Voldemort?" "Quack! It's the Star Absorbing Technique, everyone quickly back off!" "It's so beautiful, Beika Town, oh, isn't this Conan?" "I encountered the devil Jinniu Rin who is as strong as a monster. I tried my best but couldn't defeat him." "You are finished, the Supreme Sorcerer is narrow-minded, he will come to your dream tonight to deal with you, and pull all your hair to the ground." As the number of Rogers increases, the nature of abstract fun becomes more and more difficult to conceal. One day, I was already standing above the heavens. Roger sighed, "I can have...
What era is this? Still using traditional magical instruments? Peach wood swords and talismans are outdated. We need firearms! The compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, the AK Immortal will stroke your head, the Glock Buddha will crack your skull. Of course, if you don't like being killed by firearms, you can also choose to be killed by thunder magic. I also know a little about magic.
What? You're talking about human rights? You're a demon, how can you talk about human rights?
I just use firearms for fun. You don't really think I don't know magic, do you?
"Tags: harem, romance, campus, hot-blooded, pure love"
"Introduction: (This book is relatively popular, even those who have not watched Uma Musume or played the Uma Musume mobile game can watch it without any impact!)
Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Lin Mo, your teamLord is full of top-notch G1 horse girls who have swept all major competitions."
"These include Rice Shower, Tokai Teio, McQueen, Silent Suzuka, Special Week, Gold Ship, etc. How do you usually train them?"
Lin Mo: "Oh, you don't even know this?"
"For the escaping horse, we have speed and endurance. For the first horse, we have speed and endurance. For the inferior horse, we have strength, speed and endurance for the chasing horse. Isn't this a random win?"
Reporter: "??? "
"Uh, I heard that you once rejected the Golden Ship player's application to join the team, so why did she join teamLord?"
Lin Mo: "I want to know too! She wanted to join the team and I rejected her!"
"As a result, I saw a tall beauty I had never seen before in school the next day! "
I immediately responded, and quickly, I had her sign the application to join the team."
"Then I saw the name, Golden Ship!"
"When I turned around, I saw that she had put on the hat, and then I realized that I had been deceived."
"Fuck!"
(Pre-stacked nails: This article is not a systematic article, please carefully identify it)
Kazdel has disappeared, the doctor is at a loss, and someone's traces have changed the trajectory...
In fact, he didn't care much. He just wanted to settle his own destiny, whether it was going home or settling down. He was unwilling to give up his will.
You'll meet a lot of people and a lot of things will happen on your journey, right?
The diary under the title page is getting thicker and thicker... Hello, Arknights!
Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))
Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"
A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?
His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.
So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!
【Relaxed + Daily + Funny +】
Because Lin Xuan's face was too dark, he was bound to the system and gained the ability to invite the original god character to visit the real world.
Funina: I want to play Genshin Impact, let me play Genshin Impact quickly!
Hu Tao: Huh? I see your forehead is black, you must be dying soon. Become my client!
Ying: Is it really okay for me to cook?
Klee: Brother Lin Xuan, Klee still wants to go to the park to fry fish, please~
From then on, Lin Xuan lived a ridiculous but happy life!
I, Haruno Sakura, the woman at the pinnacle of ninjas in the ninja world.
Half a day ago, these words appeared before me.
[You have been reborn]
[At thirty-three, facing an alien invasion, you, feeling powerless, have made the decision to walk your ninja career again! Reverse the tide and carve out a brilliant golden path!]
[Re-refining chakra: Claim the 'Rebirth Privilege']
- 'I have been reborn?'
- 'But I'm only 7 years old! Have I really been reborn? Is this real or fake? o.0'
- 'The problem is, I don't have any memories of being reborn!!'
- 'And this system, I'm not an old lady!'
- 'What is this "Collection of Famous Scenes"? Why is it all me getting killed?'
- 'Hey, wait, this scene is... eh heh heh heh...'
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Naruto fan fiction, not a time traveler.