In his twenties, a post-2000s youth with no house, no car, no savings—but with parents and plenty of time.

Just as he was prepared to lie flat and struggle through life, he found himself transmigrated into his junior high self in a parallel world called Blue Star, right before the entrance exams—without knowing anything.

At his moment of despair, the Immortality System activated.

When he carelessly tossed a textbook into it, he discovered that the once indecipherable knowledge started to become understandable.

Ding! Math maxed out!

Ding! Physics maxed out!

...

After dominating the exams for a month, Li Yan smiled faintly.

If immortals are gods, then academic gods are too.

Later, when he mastered music, fine arts, and calligraphy, he had an epiphany.

Anything can be divine.

But when he accidentally put the Dao De Jing into the system, he realized his enlightenment came a bit early...

So immortality is real after all?!

He thought: in his past life he already lay flat, and now that he’s transmigrated, why keep struggling?

The leisurely daily life of a peerless immortal is exactly what he longs for.

He created the sky with Pangu and fought against three thousand gods and demons!

He is Lingbao Tianzun Li Jiuxuan!

Setting up a stall just to sell Chaos Treasures!

Nuwa: I stole my brother's Fuxiqin? What's the price?

Li Jiuxuan: It’s not enough, adding you will be enough.

Hongjun: Can you give me a few more eons? Wait until I finish my sermon before moving out of Zixiao Palace?

Li Jiuxuan: Fellow Daoist Hongjun, please mortgage the Jade Disc of Creation.

Taiyi: Can the Chaos Bell be used to buy Chaos Treasures?

Li Taixuan: Give me the Sun Star.

Hou Tu: Can I use Pangu's bones, Pangu's brain and Pangu's Palace to buy the Chaos Treasure?

Li Jiuxuan: Just add you and Xuanming.

What is beyond the primitive world?

Hongmeng Universe, Void Space, Daluo Heaven?

The Ruthless Emperor: Not to become an immortal in the mortal world, only to establish the reincarnation underworld and resurrect my brother!

Li Jiuxuan: Give me the Heaven-Devouring Demon Pot and buy my Chaos Treasure. You can resurrect your brother as you wish!

Ye Tiandi: Master, give me back my Mercedes Benz!

Li Jiuxuan: Ye Hei, your master has been a security guard at Mount Tai for 10,000 years, just to wait for you to come back and pay the parking fee in the mortal world! The Mother Qi of All Things...

Emperor Huang Tian: One sword decides the eternity, he is free, he is in eternity...

Li Jiuxuan: Little one, where is the Willow God? Give me your Daluo Sword Embryo.

Emperor Yan: Emperor Hun Tian and Heavenly Evil God are no match for me. I have the Hongmeng Fire!

Li Jiuxuan: The strange fire belongs to the master. Where are your master's wife Yun Yun and Queen Medusa?

...From the ancient times to the chaotic world, the Hongmeng universe (all the heavens and worlds), and then to the void space, Daluotian?

What is the Daluotian in the mythical Daluo?

[Invincible + Sword God + System Abuse + Fast-Paced]

Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but due to a screw-up by a dumb system, he ended up in a cultivation realm instead.

To prevent its host from getting killed, the dumb system forcefully locked Lu Chuan away for 100,000 years.

Unable to adapt to the cultivation realm’s template, the system could only have Lu Chuan practice sword techniques from the high-martial world.

100,000 years—an entire hundred thousand years—later, Lu Chuan had become the ultimate Sword God...

…and also a complete lunatic.

Kuhe traveled to the world of pirates.

The system asked him to build the strongest female pirate group.

The more members the pirate group has, the stronger it is, the greater its influence, and the higher the benefits Kuhe will get. At

the beginning, he kidnapped Hancock and persuaded the navy Momotogi Gion to rebel.

He began to look for crew members all over the world.

Momotogi Gion, Empress Hancock, Queen Stussy of Happy Street, Shaqi, Yamato, Charlotte Smoothie, Belo Betty, Runti, Makino, Nico Robin... formed a hundred-man pirate group.

Until the pirate group surpassed the four emperors.

When Kuhe saw the demon king Ivankov, he discovered a bug in the system.

[Online game + front row meat shield + invincibility + decisive killing + funny + mid-term integration of reality + data flow]

Lu Feng, who had just graduated from university, suffered the double blow of being fired from his internship and his girlfriend cheating on him.

In order to survive in this cruel world, Lu Feng accidentally started playing a cross-era virtual online game called "Paradise".

I originally thought that I could make a little money from the game, but I never expected that this game "Paradise" would change the whole world.

At the beginning of the game, Lu Feng chose the warrior profession, but when he awakened his professional talent, he obtained the SSSR-level talent [Blood Cutting and God Killing]!

The effect of this talent is relatively simple, that is, each attack can reduce the target's health by an additional 10%.

And this talent can be upgraded!

However, there are also intrigues in the game world. Lu Feng not only has to face the pursuit of monsters, but also the attacks of other players.

But all of this will become Lu Feng's trial stone, and the real test is still to come.

Out of sheer pride, Chen Yu would rather be a deadbeat for over twenty years than return home to be a rich young master!

It wasn't until his ex-girlfriend dumped him that he finally woke up, pulled himself together, and vowed never to be a loser again!

He originally planned to just drift along with his good buddy Li Fan, who had become an outstanding and successful youth—

But unexpectedly, a twist of fate caused him to awaken a heaven-defying system.

He got turned on at the sight of a seductive diva he fell in love with at first glance—

She misunderstood something his bro said and threw herself into Chen Yu’s arms on her own.

Chen Yu: "I mean... you’re this pretty, and you show up asking for favors in private... I’m kinda finding it hard to say no!"

What?! The sexy and seductive CEO bestie of the diva also fits the profile of a money-farming tool?

Why is the favorability of that goblin-like streamer girl rising so fast?!

That top-tier agent who manipulated his ex into breaking up with him now wants to apply as his secretary, crushed by real life? Should he reject or get revenge?

And that famous pure and innocent actress—turns out she's secretly a little green tea girl who calls him “Big Brother” all day?

Damn system, stop with this nonsense!

Brother Hao said it best: I just want to make money! Build an empire! And flex online now and then.

Suqing from the main world will go to other anime worlds to be the sneaky one (to snatch the heroine).

Chen Ziheng (showing his card): "I am the legendary strongest hero candidate - the Swift Wind Swordsman! Death is like the wind, always by my side!"

Sato Kazuma: "Boss! Stop showing your sign! I need help urgently!"

Aqua: "Help! I knew there would be all kinds of accidents when I was doing a commission with you guys!"

Darkness: “Wow! So many monsters are rushing towards us? What if I get captured by them ‘accidentally’?”

Youyou: "So... why did you trick me into joining the team? I knew that you were all "Meiyi Pavilion Poets"!"

Huihui: "Hurry up and move back! My explosion magic is about to explode automatically!"

Everyone: "Idiot! We are still within your skill set!"

…

…

Worlds visited: "So Young", "Date A Live"

Zhang Chao traveled through time,

He found out that he had obtained a marriage certificate with the female anchor Dai Xiaomei!

Marriage is not allowed, why should we destroy the entire forest for a big tree?

Divorce!

Must divorce!

Then he got the live broadcast sign-in system.

"You stay in the live broadcast room of anchor Dai Xiaomei for one minute, sign in successfully, and get a reward of 100,000 shark fins! Get ten times the rebate after consumption!"

"You stay in the live broadcast room of anchor Nanboer for one minute, sign in successfully, and get a reward of a Tomson Yipin villa!"

"You stay in the live broadcast room of anchor Baoge for one minute, sign in successfully, and get a reward of a Gulfstream aircraft!"

"You stay in the live broadcast room of anchor Zhoujie for one minute, sign in successfully, and get a reward of 100 million in cash!"

Wow...

Marriage is so sweet! ...

In order to activate the system as soon as possible and gain the power of immortality and invincibility, Yu Le decided to plan a passive suicide.

He practiced the most dangerous martial arts, entered the most bizarre secret realms, and fought the most powerful enemies.

Once he saw someone trapped in a killing situation, he would immediately go over to protect her from disaster.

As a result, many years later, he did not die, but instead caused a lot of trouble.

"When I was being hunted by the demons, Yu Le, who was still a mortal, stood up and fought against a group of demon monks for me regardless of his own safety. At that time, I secretly made up my mind that I would never let him down."

"I was born in the righteous way, grew up in the demon sect, and experienced many ups and downs. I have seen through this world since I was a child. I know that the righteous way is hypocritical, the demon way is cruel, selfish desires are rampant, the weak are preyed on, and the world is cold. It was

not until I met Yu Lang that I knew it was not the case. To me, Yu Lang is the only warmth in this world." "I have a special physique and can attract disasters. My parents are afraid of me, and the world hates me. There is no place for me in this big world. I wanted to die. But I didn't expect to meet Brother Yu. He hugged me and said he wanted to be with me. Well! We will be together forever!"

...

Yu Le: Enough. Don't flirt with me anymore... and don't protect me. You all misunderstood, I just want to die.

[Welcome to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Roguelike World.]

[In this world, awakened from an ancient slumber, the Dragon of Creation has thrown all existence into chaos. As an alchemist, you must journey across the land to find a way to save the world.]

[Along the way, you will borrow the power of past Duel Kings to gather materials, forge them into cards through alchemy, and ultimately build your own deck. Your final mission? Defeat the Dragon of Creation in a climactic duel and restore balance!]

Yudou: "So, uh, question—why the hell did you send me to the Fate universe to fight in a Holy Grail War?!"

Sure, the system—based on the game’s mechanics—had granted him alchemy to forge Yu-Gi-Oh! cards from gathered materials.

But he was just an ordinary, physically unremarkable card game nerd! How was he supposed to compete with a bunch of cheaters who nuked battlefields with beams of light?!

Simple. He’d pivot into a Summoner and swarm the enemy with Duel Monsters while bombarding them with Spells and Traps!

"Oh, by the way—did you just summon five Skeletons?"

WOO—!

"METEOR’S COMING, BABY!"