Character collapse + Konoha + bond + funny + passionate + light-hearted + make up for regrets + no harem (single woman)

Everyone says that there are three holy places in the ninja world, namely Myoboku Mountain, Ryuchi Cave, and Wet Bone Forest...

But who knew that there was a most terrifying holy place above it called Konoha Village? !

"Psychic? Interesting!"

"Konoha Village Sage Mode! Just clap your hands and whatever you shout will come true!"

"I'm sorry... As long as it's the power of the Holy Land, I can possess it!"

"Who else wants to sign a psychic contract with Konoha Village?"

"Senjutsu! Wood Release! True Thousand Hands! Buddha on the Top!!"

Ye Chuan, a senior social phobia patient, traveled through the world of Naruto, and heard an earth-shattering [Ding!] in his mind——[Congratulations to the host for binding the "Chuuni Lines System"! This system is committed to making you the strongest "Chuuni God" in the ninja world!] Ye Chuan: "Wait, let me go to Chuuni alone? And I have to perform in public?"

【System prompts:】

[Main quest: Shout at the entrance of Konoha Village, "I am the shadow that controls everything, tremble, mortal!" Completion reward: Chakra volume increased by 100%, unlocking the initial stage of Sharingan! ] Yechuan was killed on the spot, and he wanted to escape on the spot! However, for the vast chakra that instantly poured into his body and almost broke through the meridians, for the pair of scarlet Sharingans that instantly saw through everything, he gritted his teeth and endured it!

From then on, Konoha Village had a new "weird" landscape. He could be a "middle school apprentice" who suddenly jumped up in class, pointed to the sky and shouted "My power is enough to burn the sky!", but blushed to the root of his neck in shame the next second; he could also be a "middle school rookie" who, during a mission, posed in a weird posture in front of the enemy, shouted "The dark contract has been made, and you will fall into the endless abyss!", but complained in his heart "This posture is too embarrassing!".

But every time he "dies in society", he gets a huge leap in strength! His chakra increases exponentially, his proficiency in taijutsu and ninjutsu soars, and he may even win an S-level forbidden technique or a scroll of immortal technique in the [Chuuni Lottery], or awaken the legendary bloodline limit! When he is given the title of "Chuuni Legend" and descends on the battlefield as the "Chuuni God", the entire ninja world will tremble!

The sweat of hard work is sprinkled on the barren training ground, and new flowers will bloom in the spring of next year. So... young man, it is not because there is hope that you persist, but because only persistence can bring hope

Takeshi Ishikawa traveled to the Conan world and became a member of the organization Bacardi!

But he was found to be a traitor by Gin and was purged!

When he was dying, he awakened the system, turned into a succubus, and was adopted by Eri Kisaki!

After becoming a succubus, in order to accumulate energy and destroy the organization,

Takeshi Ishikawa punched in various scenes, circling between the ladies and girls, and gained abilities!

But, imported sugar! Pear God fell! Bumped into people with a ball! Riding a big horse! ...

What kind of abilities are these?

Can this system still be good?

...

As Takeshi Ishikawa kept punching in, the plot was constantly collapsing!

Eri Kisaki: "Takeshi is only eight years old. It's not safe to take a bath alone. Let me help you!"

Yukiko: "Takeshi, you will definitely miss your mother when you sleep alone. Sister will sleep with you!"

Xiaolan: "What Conan, I'm not familiar with it. I only like Takeshi!"

Xiaoai: "Here, I'll give you imported sugar!"

Sister Bei: "Wuwuwu, I was here first!"

Tang Ye entered the Hanzhou Municipal Party Committee Office with the proud achievement of placing first in the provincial civil service examination, yet was backstabbed by a classmate and exiled to the Bureau for Retired Cadres.

His dim and obscure life took a turn after he saved the “former Deputy Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee” in a major fire…

When faced with the choice between becoming secretary to the Municipal Party Secretary or taking a temporary assignment at the grassroots level, he surprisingly chose to start from a township.

I ask the vast, boundless earth, who rules over the rise and fall?

In the world of officialdom, only political achievements are the hard currency!

Relying on a forward-thinking mindset, a broad perspective, and a flexible and smooth philosophy for navigating the world, Tang Ye battled the vast sky amidst the tide of an era of opportunity, forging a “hundred-billion-yuan town and a trillion-yuan county,” and subsequently rose step by step…

Before crossing over, Ximen Zhen pointed fingers at the ninja world where the theory of bloodline was everywhere. After crossing over, Ximen Zhen, who had no chakra, was hit on the head by a drunken ninja. Leaving the peaceful and orderly modern society, and coming to Konoha where the village was destroyed from time to time, Ximen Zhen's desire for power reached its limit. However, he had no blood power and couldn't even enter the ninja school. At the age of thirteen, his parents died and he could only start his working life early. Just when Ximen Zhen was about to die in obscurity, he came into contact with Tiantian, a beautiful and kind ninja with a sweet smile, and awakened the family simulation system. As long as you successfully leave offspring in the simulation, you will copy the blood power of your offspring as a reward. What are you waiting for? Get started! Ximen Zhen can't wait to have the bloodline of Otsutsuki. As for

When Fang Wuwei woke up, he saw a girl with an eye patch in front of him committing Chuunibyou in public, and checked a noisy system in his mind. Fang Wuwei stopped thinking.

"I am the lottery system of the universe, and now I belong to you, master."

"What should I do?"

"In a distant parallel universe..."

"Briefly, introduce it in 20 words."

"I will assist you in dealing with the time travelers and the remnants of the main god space... Your predecessors have already destroyed the main god space, you just need to clean up their messes, do you understand?"

Main world: Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions!

Keywords: Chuunibyou, time travel, the universe, system, single female protagonist

A convenience store in Seoul at 3 a.m. in 2013.

When Kang Jae-hoon was feeding stray cats with fish cake skewers, he was spotted by actor Hwang Jung-min.

Since then, there has been an "outlier" in the entertainment industry of the Peninsula -

he was the young man who woke up the extras with a real slap in "International Market", the drama geek who secretly learned Yoo Ah-in's micro-expressions on the set of "Veteran", and the Go Hwan who made the audience cry in "Reply 1988".

From the double-layer refrigerator in the shared house to the red carpet in Chungmuro, Kang Jae-hoon's road to advancement is full of absurdity and passion:

the sharp-tongued roommate Lee Sung-kyung hid expired rice cakes while calling him a "defective product";

the nation's first love Bae Suzy anonymously donated her salary to the family of the trainee who committed suicide, but showed him the AA bill;

the perfect goddess Im Yoona knocked on his door late at night just to confirm whether her mascara was smudged during the kissing scene.

Huang Zhengmin sneered with a cigarette in his mouth: "Kid, remember this - actors are either commodities or lunatics."

When Jiang Zaixun held up the Blue Dragon trophy, the camera swept across his yellowed notebook, and the last page read:

"The camera does not lie, but the audience will never know that I learned rock climbing so that I could carry Yoona out of the fire, I took the motorcycle license so that I could carry Suzy away from the illegitimate fans, and I practiced vacuum belly... just because the Bible said I looked like a pregnant raccoon."

This is a story about a "defective product" that became a specimen of the times.

After traveling to the Conferred God World for decades, Zishou, who had worked hard to govern the country but was frustrated every time, accepted his fate.

In the seventh year of Emperor Xin, he tried hard to persuade Wen Zhong not to go north, but Wen Zhong pulled out the golden whip and scolded him.

In the eighth year of Emperor Xin, he sternly rejected the request to burn incense in Nuwa Palace, and Nuwa Palace caught fire at night.

In the ninth year of Emperor Xin, he first killed Fei Zhong and You Hun, and then promoted Su Hu. Unexpectedly, Su Hu was grateful and sent Su Daji into the palace.

In the tenth year of Emperor Xin, he hoped that Yun Zhongzi's pine sword could kill the fox demon, so he hung himself year after year, but the fox demon never died.

In the eleventh year of Emperor Xin, he treated loyal ministers well and never framed loyal officials. Unexpectedly, Bigan pointed at his nose and said that the drought in the world was the fault of the king, and asked him to abdicate and let the wise man live!

...

Only then did Zishou realize that it was difficult to defy fate, so he only wanted to...