In the daily life of people in the comics, they awaken the listening system:

they can get rewards by listening to the advice of others and executing it according to their suggestions.

So, Su Li flew wildly.

[Question: How to improve painting skills]

Eriri: Created erotic comics, sold one million copies, and her painting skills surpassed Van Gogh.

A few days later, countless erotic masterpieces were born on the Internet, and Eriri's books couldn't be sold at all, and she cried like a sandbitch.

[Question: How to become a rich man]

Kaguya Shinomiya: Confess your love to a certain rich girl, and I guarantee that you can drive a BMW and live in a big house that night.

Su Li decisively confessed his love to Chitanda Eru, and Shinomiya Kaguya turned evil on the spot .

[Question: How to get the Sharingan]

Rikka Takanashi: Signed a contract with the evil king's true eye user, and had all kinds of eyes .

Su Li kissed him on the spot and gained the eternal mangekyo.

With all kinds of unreliable suggestions, Su Li's ability became stronger and stronger. Unknowingly, he was omniscient and omnipotent, invincible in all the heavens and worlds.

Rikka Takanashi cried angrily: We agreed to suffer from the second disease together, are you serious?

Involving Oregairu, passers-by, chuunibyou, can't learn, Shinomiya, Hyouka...

Qin Dong traveled through the end of the world and became the president of a small shelter.

It coincided with a zombie riot, food depletion, people's morale was low, and the situation was extremely critical.

In desperation, he linked to the disaster relief system mall, and everything consumed on the refugees can be purchased at a super low price!

Qin Dong raised his arm and called out:

"As long as you join the East Territory Shelter, you will be my brother! All food will be provided at a fair price, with no limit on quantity!"

The refugees burst into tears:

"One zombie crystal core can be exchanged for ten buckets of instant noodles? Oh my god, Brother Dong won't go bankrupt, right?".

"As long as you work twelve hours a day, you can have three full meals? Impossible! How can there be such a philanthropist!"

"Brother Dong is like our second parent, and he is like our second parent. If one day he shot me in the chest with a gun, I would also believe that the gun went off accidentally."

"I have never seen a saint like Qin Dong! In this dark end of the world, he is like a ray of light, allowing me to see the brilliance and splendor of human nature."

"He is the savior of this end-time, a God walking on earth. He works tirelessly without asking for anything in return, and his purpose in life has long transcended worldly life."

……

Qin Dong was dumbfounded: "I did all this just to make a little profit!"

"The first rule of the art of hiding: stay one kilometer away from Uzumaki Naruto!

The second essence of hiding: pretend to be dead immediately when you encounter the Akatsuki organization!

The third essence of the Way of Survival: Never admit that you know ninjutsu!

Kitano Hideichi strictly enforced the above principles, but the system rewards became more and more outrageous——

[Ninja Tool·Pearl Milk Tea Launcher] made Tsunade quit drinking;

[Summoning Jutsu: Delivery Boy] He was treated as the illegitimate son of Flying Thunder God by the Fourth Hokage;

Developed [Earth Style: Sofa Barrier Technique] and was asked by Orochimaru: "How to lie down gracefully?"

Finally, looking at himself begging for retirement on his knees and the people in the ninja world behind him shouting "Master Kitano", he sighed to the sky:

"I just want to be a salted fish, but you force me to become a god!"

Commenting on Itachi's plan to exterminate the clan as being too crude, he actually received an offer from the Akatsuki organization: "The Moon Eye Project needs your sharp tongue!"

Uchiha Madara: Do you want to dance too?

Me: No, I want to get off work. "

Seeking the scriptures does not exist.

It is impossible to seek the scriptures in this life.

If you want me to seek the scriptures properly, there is no way.

Tang Xiaobai, who carries the negative energy system, travels through time and space to become Tang Sanzang.

He refuses to seek the scriptures, refuses to be a pawn, disrupts the three realms, and madly attacks the heavens.

All immortals, Buddhas, demons, and ghosts, all have to crawl around!

What is the most important thing in the small garden?

Is it the invincible strength? Or the wisdom of calculation? Or the wealth that rivals the country?

No, none of them, it is the thighs!!!

As a poor, weak and helpless planeswalker, Su Nian knows this very well.

As long as there are enough thighs behind me, I will be invincible in the small garden!!

"Boss Bai Yasha, I respect your teeth!!"

"Your Majesty the Queen of Halloween, you are the only sun in my heart."

"Al-chan's beauty is unparalleled in the world!!!"

"Your Highness Goddess Athena, I am your most loyal Saint, the sharpest spear and the strongest pair of cards in your hand."

"Gai Ma Ma~~, E E~~, Fan Fan~~"

·······

"Tell me, who else have you hooked up with behind my back?" xN

looked at the "thighs" who appeared behind him at some point.

Su Nian was sweating profusely.

"Can you leave a whole body?"

[Dragon Ball Masterpiece] Sun Yu, who traveled to the Dragon Ball world, not only became a Saiyan, but also accidentally opened a Sharingan that can be infinitely strengthened.

In terms of talent, Sun Yu is not a super genius, but the terrifying potential of Saiyans, plus the Sharingan evolved into the Eternal Eye after absorbing the power of God.

Susanoo transformed into a golden ape, infinite moon reading, and controlled the power of reincarnation...

"If I just look at you, Amaterasu's divine fire may burn you to ashes!" Sun Yu looked at the God of Destruction Beerus and said seriously.

“Erhan, you know the Greater Khingan Mountains these days are a place where ‘you club a deer, scoop a fish, and pheasants fly into your cooking pot.’”

“As long as we work hard, why worry about going hungry?”

Dai Song pats the giant bear head beside him, sending clouds of dust flying from its fur.

“Rawr~ rawr!”

“Don’t rush, don’t rush! I haven’t forgotten your grudge! But you know, those poachers up north all have guns! We're not strong enough yet, so we need to lay low for now. Once I’ve saved up enough money for a Type 56 rifle, then what’s there to fear?!”

“Rawr! Rawr!”

“See? That’s the spirit! So you need to work harder. If you don’t help me hunt, how am I supposed to make money? And without money for a gun, how can I avenge you?”

...

Somehow, the second son of the Dai family has changed.

Once idle and aimless, now his eyes shine with purpose and care.

Hunting, farming, running the hills.

Villagers all say when they see Old Dai:

“A prodigal son returning home is worth more than gold! Old Dai, you’ve finally caught a break—your second son’s out in the mountains again today!”

But only Dai Song himself knows how difficult his original life path would’ve been.

Now, reborn in 1985, he finds a clever little brown bear cub and names it Erhan.

Raising it bit by bit, he relies on it to hunt wild boars, pick mushrooms, dig for ginseng...

With a second chance at life, all he wants is to strangle misfortune in its cradle, make up for past regrets, and give his family the good life they deserve.

Tags: Modern Life, Quirky Characters, Unconventional Thinking, Laid-back, Hunter, Dad, Comedy

[Villain + Empress + Seizing Opportunities + Life Script + Ruthless + Stealing Fortune]

After transmigrating into a Xuanhuan world, Su Xunge became a hedonistic young master from a villainous aristocratic family—and even had a flawless, stunning fiancée.

By all appearances, he was a winner in life.

But unexpectedly, with the awakening of his cheat—his Life Script—

he discovered that he was merely a minor villain, and even his fiancée was actually the fated confidante of the native protagonist!

[Name: Su Xunge]

[Fate: Great disaster imminent]

[Luck Value: -5]

[Life Script: “The Path of the Heavenly Emperor” – Minor Villain A. Will be publicly executed by the protagonist in one month after using despicable means to force the female lead into marriage.]

Getting killed right at the start?

Su Xunge immediately clung to the Empress’s thigh, went to propose marriage, and began crushing protagonists left and right.

Heavenly Emperor’s wife?

No—that’s my wife!

With the help of his Life Script:

—The future Heavenly Emperor turned into a leek that grows with the wind.

—The esteemed Origin Celestial Master became nothing more than a treasure-hunting rat.

—And that fallen emperor?

Well, for the Empress Dowager’s sake, we’ll just agree to disagree.

Even as a villain, I, Su Xunge, will become the supreme, destiny-favored villain of all time.

Years later, a group of protagonists who had all been defeated gathered in the afterlife and shouted in unison:

“Su Xunge, you’ve done every wicked deed imaginable!”

Jiang Huai was reborn as a mosquito and awakened various talents.

[Zombie Virus]: Humans bitten by you will become zombies!

[Strengthen Body]: Your body will become harder than diamond!

【Weather Control】: You can create natural disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis, rainstorms, mountain torrents, avalanches, etc.!

When a black army of mosquitoes hovered over the island nation of Tokyo, blocking out the sun...

At that moment, the world was quiet!