Nowadays, even if you travel through time, you still have to work for someone.

Faced with the recruitment of the Space-Time Investigation Bureau, the worker Linton decisively signed the contract to sell himself.

The world is so dangerous, of course you have to cling to someone powerful~ So, a fun person began to make trouble in various worlds with pay.

(Light and joyful, those who want to watch Superman killing everyone without thinking and destroying the world, please enjoy it with caution)

Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

This article is the timeline of Douluo!

[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]

In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...

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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.

Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.

Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.

Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...

"Please respect yourself, Pope~"

Story of: After traveling through time, I taught cultivation in kindergarten

Tang Yifeng, who traveled to the modern world, found himself bound to the "Super Immortal Cultivation System", but the system asked him to open a kindergarten?! The cute kids are good at advanced mathematics, calculus, Tang poetry and Song lyrics, and they also take interest classes.

Parents: Baby, what special classes are there in the kindergarten?

Cute kids: We are learning to cultivate immortals!

After the news spread, everyone flocked to it.

Principal, will you accept a baby of 300 months old?

...

There is an organization, half of which are undercover, a small half are useless, a small half are slacking off, and only a very small number of members are working loyally.

Question: Now you have become a member of that organization, and you are one of the very few.

What should you do now?

Answer: Thank you for the invitation.

I am in Tokyo and just traveled through time.

In this case, you must directly...

put your mind right, continue to be loyal and work hard for the organization until your death.

Seriously.

Three No Protagonists [No Quality] [No Morality] [No Virgin Mary]

At the beginning, Roger was hit by a pain car with great luck, and his soul was transferred to the body of Marvel's Captain America Steve Rogers.

From now on, the righteous Captain America no longer exists, and a decent captain who keeps saying fuck you is about to appear.

Welcome to the new Marvel Universe.

Here you will see a brand new American team.

A teammate cried when he saw it, and the villain saw Captain America bleeding.

Teammate: Damn it, no one told me that the captain was so uncultured before we formed the team!

Enemy: Damn, is this guy sure to be Captain America and not the Ancestor?

Lin Yuan transmigrated into a fantasy world, becoming an outer disciple of the Yunlan Sect.

Right after arriving, his master died, and his martial aunt began imparting her cultivation to him.

"Martial Aunt, why does this cultivation method seem... improper?"

"Yuan’er, don’t ask. Just focus on your cultivation."

As Lin Yuan progressed in the technique, he noticed more and more female cultivators gathering around him... "Martial Aunt!

You still say this isn’t a dual cultivation technique?!"

Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.

When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -

[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]

Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"

When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.

Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."

It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.

It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?

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(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)

[Signed for publication] Jiang Que transmigrated into a vicious female supporting role in a fairy tale. Not only did she have a miserable end, but she was also a pure villain that served as a foil to the heroine.

The heroine is cold and elegant, but she is a woman; the heroine is gifted, but she is very ambitious; the heroine has many suitors, but she has never even held a man's hand.

What's worse is that the day she entered the book was the day she would die, and the four male protagonists gathered in the execution hall to take her life.

Jiang Que did everything he could to survive, including threats, coaxing, and sucking up to others, and he managed to carve out a path for himself in the sect full of saints.

As time went by, I accidentally became the group's favorite.

The four male protagonists all call her "little junior sister" and stick to her wherever they go; the master introduces her to the art of formations and dotes on her like the apple of his eye; the leaders of various sects want to snatch her away to be their personal disciples every day.

Even the original heroine willingly joined her unethical alliance.

Jiang Que led the protagonists in a fierce fight and almost destroyed the world of cultivation!

Finally, Jiang Que became the thigh himself and was ready to part ways with the thigh he had been clinging to for a long time: "Immortal Master, we say goodbye now."

Thigh - the Immortal Lord who is above everyone else under the Heaven, cold and aloof but still as noble as a god. He was so angry when he heard that his wife was going to run away that his character almost collapsed.

"I took the thunder for you, I blocked the sword of destiny for you, I accompanied you into the underworld to snatch souls... Why didn't you just say goodbye to me at that time? Why, you just threw it away after using it?"

Jiang Que: "... Nonsense, I haven't used it."

The Immortal Lord undressed.

Jiang Que: Don’t come over here!

"The Rookie Mage's Journey Against Heaven"

The young man Chen Xuan awakened his magic talent by chance, but his magic was always full of problems in the initial stage, and he was called a "rookie mage" by his peers.

However, a mysterious ruins expedition changed his fate.

In the ruins, he got an ancient magic secret book and a magical wand.

From then on, Chen Xuan embarked on an adventure.

Along the way, he continued to practice and upgrade, and his magic became more and more powerful.

Faced with powerful monsters and evil magicians, he always came up with some strange but amazing ways to deal with them, and also made friends with elves, dwarves, orcs and other fantasy races.