【Lighthearted + No CP + Comedy + Showbiz】
Xiao He obtained a “Crime System” golden finger that allows him to learn various criminal skills.
— But the only way to survive is to keep killing people.
Xiao He: …I’m just a regular college student, who wants to become a criminal?!
Wait, there is another way?!
Due to a freak accident, Xiao He exploits a bug in the system — by using acting to replace real crimes, he steps into the entertainment industry and becomes a professional villain actor!
He can play a refined yet depraved serial killer, wielding a chainsaw and becoming everyone’s nightmare.
Or a heartless fugitive scumbag whose infamy makes the entire country cry for justice.
He’s a romance scammer, a cold-blooded assassin, a mass murderer…
He is — Actor Xiao He!
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At first, Xiao He took villain roles just to survive, but he unexpectedly shot to fame with his seemingly non-existent “acting skills” and became a top-tier movie star!
Everyone in the industry knows: the more people a character kills, the faster Xiao He accepts the script.
But the public says: “This guy doesn’t look like he’s acting. He needs to be investigated!”
Even fans plead: “Bro, stop killing people, we’re afraid you’ll actually go to jail!”
But as the real “toxins” of the industry keep getting exposed and arrested, Xiao He — who looks like the biggest villain — keeps rising in popularity and racking up awards.
Eventually, everyone just gives up: “Fine, let him keep ‘killing’ for us to watch. Just make way for the King of Villains.”
[Pathological obsessive love, wife-chasing crematorium, forced pregnancy — a brooding, unhinged older woman VS a proud, unyielding younger woman]
Amid the swirling steam of the hot spring pool, Jiang Tinglan asked,
"Sheng Huairou, have you ever considered me?"
Sheng Huairou didn’t even glance at her.
"Sorry, Miss Jiang, I don’t like women — especially arrogant women like you."
Two years later, Sheng Huairou looked at the lover closing in step by step, her pair of stubborn black eyes brimming with hatred.
"Jiang Tinglan, our entire relationship from start to finish was a trap you carefully laid. I hate you."
"Sheng Huairou, you never should have left me."
Jiang Tinglan’s grip on her chin tightened with growing force, a chill filling her gaze.
"We’ve already got the marriage certificate. The next step… is to have a child."
In the cold winter of 1854, the small workshop in Genoa was on the verge of bankruptcy.
A mechanical engineer disguised himself as a fatherless military cadet, faced with a mountain of burlap, predatory loan sharks, and a mother with swollen eyes.
He grabbed a piece of war news from The Times and gambled his family's lives:
"I'll make the Brits' winter clothes!"
► 【The sewing machine is my Gatling gun! 】
★ Improved cotton fluffing machine? The Widow's Assembly Line boosts productivity!
Bribing Russian POWs? Confessions from Black Sea corpses become a deadly bargaining chip!
★ Gambling against the British Consul? The Ladder Agreement contains a sinister clause!
When the first pot of gold came into his pocket, he blatantly tore off his merchant coat——
► [From Bronze Ledger to Iron Throne]
❗ Newspaper predicts war: signed article ignites Turin, Cavour personally recruits!
❗ Private army surprise attack on the fortress: Nitroglycerin shatters the Bourbon dynasty, and thousands of black shirts are crowned knights on a bloody journey!
❗ Monopoly of sulfur hegemony: "One ton of sulfur for ten tons of grain", harvesting Sicily during famine!
In the turbulent times of roaring steam engines, he grasped the magic of bonds with his left hand and manipulated the struggle for supremacy among the great powers with his right hand:
Prussian-Austrian battlefield pits Austrian ships: sulfur-mixed coal explodes boiler, and Veneto is taken!
The Pope's Treasury moves gold: 50-year bonds to redeem the Holy City, and the Vatican is furious!
Suez secretly seizes shares: bottom-fishing at the window of France's defeat and strangling the throat of Europe and Asia!
When the Italian crown was crowned, he looked out over the Mediterranean:
"The so-called Caesar is nothing more than making the world believe—
The shadow that sits upon the Iron Throne is a god!"
Without wisdom and bravery, without decisiveness in killing, without numerous schemes, what kind of transformation will happen to an ordinary reborn person with the help of the bronze door and golden finger that travels through time and space?
Will he release his nature without bottom line like a free demon, or will he go on step by step with the wisdom of a mortal.
Be a daimyo in Japan, seek the truth in the Central Plains, be a hamster in the end of the world...
Different worlds and different lives, there is always one that suits you.
A country boy, relying on an ancestral jade pendant that strengthens his physique, gradually improves his talent and embarks on the path to immortality. On the long road of life, the boy wields a sword and escapes the abyss.
Life cannot exist without light, but the curtains are too thick, blocking the windows. The light can't penetrate the room, so let's venture into another unknown world. A new life begins to crumble; perhaps we should change the status quo with our friends. The cherry blossoms of this crumbling world are a blossom that will never fade. A heads-up: this book features a pure female protagonist and no transformations.
Steadfast and unmoving like the earth, profound and secret like a hidden treasure! The scroll of Ksitigarbha suddenly appears in the world, the golden phoenix descends upon heaven and earth once more, north and south vie for supremacy, amidst heavy clouds. Intrigue rages within the palace, bloodshed rages on the battlefield. With heaven and earth as the chessboard, and all living beings as the pieces, heroes and beauties alike enact an epic game of chess!
When Lu Shi returned to England in 1900, he unintentionally swept the literary world, and at the same time left behind that proverb——
Daying has always been inappropriate in the aspect of inappropriate people.
Every time the British people in later generations think of it, they are all very moved, and they sigh with emotion what kind of international spirit it is that can make a Chinese feel so sad for Britain and leave such a prophecy...
Good news: He is about to inherit the hereditary earl title, his ancestral castle, and many servants.
Bad news: If he can't pay the huge inheritance tax, everything will be gone from him.
...
I, Alan Hill, am loyal to Great Britain, and I can tell you from the sun and the moon!
The empire is my home. If you don’t take care of me, I won’t take care of you. When will the empire regain its glory?
【Daily】【Business】【Entertainment】
【Different world! Substitution is prohibited, purely fictitious]
After living a new life, Lin Chuchu realized that she was the vicious female supporting role in the book!
Influenced by the halo of the female supporting character in the book, she foolishly competed with the heroine for a man, and accidentally slept with the villain. She hated the villain and abused the four little villains all day long, and finally ended up with a miserable fate of being torn into pieces.
After rebirth, Lin Chuchu has hundreds of billions of resources in his hands. He breaks the halo of reduced intelligence, changes his ways and becomes a good person, and pampers the four villain cubs.
As they were pampered, the little villain cubs awakened their super powers one by one, and Lin Chuchu was pampered to the sky by them.
Later, seeing that Lin Chuchu's romantic life was becoming more and more prosperous, a certain villain with a gloomy face pulled her into his arms and said, "Marry a chicken, follow the chicken; marry a dog, follow the dog. Want to run? No way."