"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"
The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]
Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"
The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]
When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"
Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...
The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]
Emperor Yantai traveled through the ninja world and became the least favored prince of the Fire Nation's Daimyo. With ruthless ruthlessness, he eliminated all his competitors and ascended to power. One country, two regimes. Isn't this a betrayal of the nation and its people? He first destroyed Konoha Village to strengthen central power. He successively annihilated the five major ninja villages. He launched a war of annexation, unifying the ninja world. He proclaimed himself emperor, pioneering a new era of unification. The protagonist gained access to the Deep Communication Copy System. By communicating deeply with female ninjas, they could copy and upgrade their abilities. He drugged Uchiha Mikoto to copy her Sharingan. He forced his love for Yuhi Kurenai to become a master of illusion. He investigated Hyuga Hinata and acquired the Byakugan. He captured Tsunade in a secret chamber and gained Wood Release, capable of unleashing powerful magic. He tricked Mei Terumi into mastering Melting Release and Boiling Release. He and Konan achieved their goal, mastering Paper Release. He trained Kaguya to replicate the Ōtsutsuki's physique. Ino, Kurotsuchi, Hanabi, Haruno Sakura, Shizune, Samui, Yukito... Akatsuki: Compared to him, who is the villain! Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama: Can the ninja world still be unified?
[Era + Military Marriage in a Book + Slapping and Abusing the Scumbag + Raising a Baby with a Group Pet + Female Supporting Agent’s Counterattack + Medical Skills]
Yu Li became the male protagonist’s fiancee in the era novel who committed suicide after being caught having an affair.
She opened her eyes and realized that she had worked so hard to take care of the male protagonist’s family, and the male protagonist had already hooked up with her bestie
In order to get rid of her, the male protagonist’s family designed Yu Li to sleep with her comrade-in-arms, caught her in bed, and ruined her reputation!
Yu Li couldn’t bear it anymore, beat up the male protagonist’s mother, exposed the true face of the scumbag, and turned around to marry the innocent soldier brother-in-arms comrade-in-arms!
I didn’t expect that the handsome and gentle soldier brother would change his appearance when the light was turned on. He would work like a cow and a horse to pamper his wife during the day, and get back the money with interest at night...
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Xia Yuying was jealous of her bestie Yu Li’s good marriage, so she secretly hooked up with Yu Li’s fiance.
I didn’t expect that Yu Li would break off the engagement and marry the comrade-in-arms Lu Guanshan who would die early.
Xia Yuying, who knew the future plot well, waited for Lu Guanshan to die early and Yu Li to become a widow.
But she waited and waited, only to see Lu Guanshan rise all the way, recognize his father and mother as the chief, and the whole family spoiled Yu Li, while Yu Li became rich in business, gave birth to twins, and became famous nationwide for being the top scorer in the college entrance examination!
The husband she had deliberately robbed had a broken leg, was injured, and had nothing...
Xia Yuying was jealous to the point of going crazy. She was obviously the heroine, why did Yu Li live so well? !
A story of farming in a beast world + 1V N + daily life + mind reading + system + transmigrating into a book. The painter Xia Qingying raises a glass to the bright moon, singing and painting. After five handsome men accompany her, she transmigrates into a beast world as the early-dying cannon fodder fiancée of a villainous boss. She opens her eyes to find herself caught using love potion, and on the verge of exile, she faces a villainous boss with an otherworldly good looks, a perfect figure, and eyes filled with disgust. Xia Qingying screams inwardly: This isn't about being handsome anymore, this is about losing my life! The cold-blooded silver wolf Ye Si coldly looks at her: You wicked female, using such despicable means, you're asking for death! The other bosses also look at her like she's already dead. Her survival instinct is extremely strong; she outwardly sincerely admits her mistakes: It's all my fault, I'm willing to break off the engagement! Inwardly, she screams: I've already proactively admitted my mistakes and broken off the engagement, can't you still send me to the desolate wilderness?! Break off the engagement now! These villains are all crazy, whoever associates with them is doomed! It's such a waste of those perfect eight-pack abs, you can only look but not touch! Suddenly, the five big shots who heard the voices in their hearts blushed bright red: Shameless! Xia Qingying was full of question marks. These people were all sick. "Silver Wolf Ye Si is cold and bloodthirsty, and loves to crush the hearts of his enemies. Feng Chi, that tiger, is arrogant and irritable, and punches people at the drop of a hat. Si Yao, that fox spirit, is a pure young man on the surface but actually cunning and scheming. That eagle is also outrageous, seemingly rational but actually paranoid. And that pitch-black snake is indifferent and sinister. I want to stay away from them and find a gentle and kind love-struck beast husband! Life is different with whom you live." But who knew that all the villains changed their tune: Want to change partners? Dream on! Locked in!
[Apocalyptic space stockpiling + revenge and face-slapping cool story + space female strongman]
In his previous life, Zhong Ning was the owner of a safe house and took in and rescued countless people. However, his safe house was coveted by his scumbag family, and he was backstabbed by everyone and burned to death by the sun.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back to three days before the end of the world.
This time, she wants to take revenge for her grievances and not let any enemy go. Her breast ducts are unobstructed and she feels great!
After beating up the green tea girl, he discovered that the safe house had also returned, and he used his enemy's money to stock up on goods.
She stockpiled everything: food, drink, clothing, daily necessities, and even things to protect herself from murder.
Others mocked her for reading too many apocalyptic novels, but she was stockpiling them.
Green Tea led netizens to cyberbully her while she was hoarding goods.
When the end of the world really comes, she will empty all their warehouses and move into a safe house with a constant temperature of 26 degrees alone.
They were sweating profusely from the heat, and she was eating ice cream in the safe house.
They fought over a sip of water and were bleeding, and she was scalding the hot pot.
They finally found her and begged her to take them in, but she covered her mouth and nose and drove them away as if they were beggars.
【Fantasy + Romance + Shura Field + Simulated Future + Battle of Wits and Courage + Raising a Yandere】
Anzu is reincarnated into the game world and is brainwashed by the villain [World-Destroying Witch] right from the start.
In order to control Ansu, the witch hypnotizes him every day and imposes psychological suggestion on him, making him gradually become a tool loyal to her.
But fortunately, the problem is not big. Ansu has cheated and can simulate all unfavorable outcomes in the future.
So he pretended to be hypnotized by the witch and secretly waited for the opportunity to escape.
Since the hypnotized person cannot lie, everything he says will be considered by the witch as his true thoughts.
Hmm... maybe I can use this to improve her favorability and make her more and more reluctant to kill me?
So, Ansu started his operation.
Good news: The witch's attitude towards him became better and better after that.
The bad news: It seems a bit too good...
Totally spicy!
There is no way to escape!
Celia's inner transformation:
[This guy is very interesting and fits my philosophy very well. I decided to keep him and observe him.]
[He actually called me cute? I'm a subhuman. How could someone like someone with such filthy bloodline like me?]
[This is the first time I've been recognized, respected, and admired by others. I love this feeling...]
I gradually began to look forward to spending time alone with him. My dull and boring life seemed to be becoming full of hope...
What? He wants to escape?
[Hmph! I'm going to catch him! Lock him up! He'll never leave my sight again!]
An Su was on the run and wanted to cry but had no tears...
No, why did you change me into a yandere?
...
(The boss behind the information gap and multiple identities)
Xu Beijin is an extra in the game ‘Escape.’ His usual role is to lie on the floor to be the corpse, while observing how the Missiontakers scratch their heads to figure out a way to survive.
All the other extras work extremely hard as if trying to win the next Oscar’s in order to leave this cruel, despairing world; while Xu Beijin has a simple, monotonous, tedious life.
Until one day, he picked up a streaming system…
Xu Beijin’s life has been entirely upended.
While lying on the floor as a corpse, the audience goes “AAAAAAAH Host what’s that behind you uwuwu…”
While he’s reading the script out loud, the audience goes “Hehehe Beibei’s so cute acting all serious! I want to lick!”
While he’s working hard to figure out the truth about this world, the audience goes “Today our Bei is also the hardworking Bei!”
While he’s… he’s working hard dating Lin Qin, the audience goes “?!?! This isn’t the horror game stream I signed up for!”
When he was four years old, Si Xun's past life memories inexplicably awakened, and he realized that he was reborn in a world where women were superior.
He didn't have a good family background, and the worst thing was that his own situation was extremely worrying at this time.
The dynasty he was in was defeated in a war with another dynasty, and he, a civilian, was taken away as a prisoner for no reason. If there was a reason, it seemed to be because of his appearance.
Although Si Xun was young, he was a beautiful, and he would definitely be a beauty when he grew up.
In this feudal world where women were superior and men were as poor as roadside grass, being a prisoner, one can imagine what life would be like in the future.
Many years later, Si Xun met a woman he should and shouldn't have met, approached her, and used her, just to get rid of the shackles.
Little did he know that what he did was like just getting out of the wolf's claws and into the tiger's mouth... But Si Xun slowly realized that the tiger's mouth didn't seem to bite him.
What was it like to be a small county official in ancient times?
Fictional/farming/infrastructure/no CP
Meng Changqing traveled through ancient times and dressed as a man since she was a child to protect her family property.
Because she beat the prince and offended the concubines, she was exiled to the northernmost place to be a small official.
The emperor felt so guilty that he could not sleep because of the punishment he had to do.
Meng Changqing was so happy that he packed up his things overnight and left Beijing before dawn.
That's great, it's so great! After being a grandson in Kyoto for thirteen years, I was finally liberated!
From now on, Meng Changqing is free!
She is going to Beishan County to be a local emperor!
But the moment the carriage entered the county, she was dumbfounded.
What's the situation?
Is this a county town or a gathering place for refugees?
The people were so hungry that they ate soil and most of them froze to death.
She had no choice but to put aside the idea of being a local emperor and collect things for the people under her rule bit by bit.
Lead them to grow sweet potatoes, teach them to build earthen kangs, and slowly pull them to the line of food and clothing.
Su Luo transmigrated to a parallel world. A video of him modeling before his debut went viral, making him the fastest top celebrity ever to crash and burn. But unexpectedly, he activated the [Resentment Collection System] —as long as he triggered someone emotionally, he could trade their rage for entertainment works!
Well then.
Su Luo decided to go all out and offend everyone equally!
Fan: “Got any recommendations for harem power-trip novels? The kind where the guy keeps collecting girls and slaps faces all the way!”
Su Luo: “Absolutely, bro. Try My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant. Perfect for reading alone at night. Guaranteed satisfaction!”
After reading:
Fan: “All the female leads are gone by the end, and the guy dies alone?!”
Fan: “What the h*ll?! Who wrote this crap?!”
Fan: “Lured the dog in just to kill it?!”
Su Luo: “Not to brag, but that would be yours truly. ^^”
[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]
Fan: “Got any recommendations for an action-packed, hot-blooded battle manga?”
Su Luo: “Try Attack on Titan! Totally epic fight scenes—teens slashing titans, insane comeback arcs, Wings of Freedom is ridiculously cool!!”
After reading:
Fan: “Don’t tell me… the author of this manga is also…”
Su Luo: “Bingo. That’s me too, hehe ^^.”
[+99,999 Resentment Points from Fans]
“Want to hear something soothing and healing?”
“Let me see~ To Ease Sorrow, Mercury Records, The Lonely Patient… How’s that? Depressing enough for ya?”
…
When a reporter asked Su Luo if he wasn’t worried about pissing everyone off and getting blacklisted in the entertainment industry, Su Luo was overjoyed:
“Blacklisted? That’s amazing! Honestly, I wrote my resume backwards—celebrity on the side, full-time male model.”
So!
Worst case, he’d just quit the scene and go back to being a male model~