Chen Feng traveled through parallel worlds and came to the scene of a program called "Talent Show".
After discovering that there is no such program as sketch cross talk in this world, Chen Feng relied on classic programs to detonate the audience.
A "Eating Noodles", a non-physical performance amazed countless audiences.
A "Protagonist and Supporting Role" completely established his status as the top of the industry.
In the evening of Chun, Chen Feng took out the big move "Selling Abduction Trilogy" and "Not Bad Money", and became a nail household in Chunwan.
When countless people began to imitate the sketch, Chen Feng calmly walked onto the stage:
"Hello everyone, I am your old friend Chen Feng, this is my partner Donkey Whip teacher, who likes to smoke and drink and burn his head!"
Da Mi Mi: "Principal Chen, can you take me to perform a sketch?" ”
Reba: "As long as you can get on the stage of Chunwan, the principal can open it!" ”
Zhao Shan: "I feel like I've been living in his shadow!" ”
Liu Tianwang: "When I arrived in Daxiadong, I had something to find Chen Feng!" Who doesn't know Principal Chen's influence? ”
Bo Ruoyou lost both her parents when she was five. Her uncles and aunts consulted a Taoist priest who predicted that she was a jinx, bringing misfortune to her parents and that she would die young, no more than eighteen. Under the guise of changing her fate, her uncles and aunts drove her out of their home. After she left, her property was seized, her marriage was taken away, and they took everything, waiting for her to die at eighteen. They waited and waited, but before Bo Ruoyou turned eighteen, she became famous throughout Jiangnan for her skill in autopsy and bone analysis. Powerful people asked her to make the dead speak, and princes begged her to seek justice for the living. Behind her stood a man who struck fear into the hearts of all in the Great Zhou Dynasty. Male protagonist: Huo Weilou, who held the positions of Embroidered Robe Envoy and Acting Chief Justice, was ruthless and capricious. Although he wielded immense power, he despised women. Therefore, upon their first meeting, even though Bo Ruoyou came from an official family and possessed unparalleled beauty, he disliked her like trash. Later, seeing her delicate hands examine the red-clad female corpse, break the ghost's deadly attack, and clarify the old injustice... Huo Weilou: So good, so damn good!
By chance, he traveled back to the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty.
Originally, relying on the advantage of being a time traveler, he could easily marry the eldest princess Li Lizhi, and even become a high-ranking official, becoming a model of time travel. However, reality gave Ling Tian a hard slap in the face. His business was snatched away by aristocratic families, and his imperial examination results were replaced by others.
Just when Ling Tian was thinking about whether he should learn from Huang Chao, the golden finger finally arrived.
On this day, Ling Tian pulled over a close friend he had met in the pleasure boat and said, "Old Tang, are you interested in joining me in a rebellion and overthrowing that bastard Li Er?"
In early 1997, Cao Xuan, who was remembered by later generations of senior entertainment editors, participated in "Water Margin", the last of CCTV's four masterpieces.
The most handsome Ximen official in history is revealed...
Death is like the wind, and disaster follows!
When I wear the crown...
Never bow your head!
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Goethe, who traveled across time, was faced with the death of his grandfather from illness, the disappearance of his parents, uncles, aunts and cousins in just one month, his debts were high, and the next one would be his terrible situation... A smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, ready to ruin everything.
Zhai Yuan is reborn in Hong Kong in the 1980s, and through a series of maneuvers, he successfully makes himself a pariah.
"The film industry doesn't welcome you; your new films won't be scheduled for release."
"Everyone knows real estate is the most profitable business now, and you want to go into manufacturing? You're crazy!"
"If you don't even respect them, no one will dare to support you if you continue like this!"
...
Years later, Zhai Yuan looked at the black-and-white portraits of his rivals and couldn't help but sigh:
I can't take anything with me when I die, except my karma.
What a tragedy!
The physical book "Joyful Springtime Every Year" is now available and can be purchased on all platforms.
[Female lead and scumbag male lead both reborn + male lead time-travel + mutual redemption + pretending to be weak while actually being strong]
At the age of seventeen, Shen Jiasui married Lu Yunzheng. Both the Shen and Lu families were military families, making it a powerful alliance.
Two years after their marriage, Lu Yunzheng defeated the enemy and became famous throughout the world, while the Shen family was executed for treason.
Shen Jiasui only learned before her death that the evidence of the Shen family's treason was presented by Lu Yunzheng himself, and that the person Lu Yunzheng wanted to marry was never her, but Gu Xizhi, the adopted daughter of the Shen family whom she regarded as her own sister.
Driven by the hatred of his family's massacre and the resentment of being deceived, Shen Jiasui launched a desperate counterattack in his dying moments, dragging Lu Yunzheng down with him.
When she opened her eyes again, she was back to the day Lu Yunzheng came to propose marriage.
When Shen Jiasui rushed over, Lu Yunzheng was proposing to Gu Xizhi with deep affection.
It turns out, Lu Yunzheng was also reborn...
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The Shen family's treasonous act is shrouded in mystery and involves a wide range of people.
To uncover the truth, Shen Jiasui resolutely entered the game. At that moment, a man in a scarlet official robe stood beside her.
Shen Jiasui vaguely remembered that when she breathed her last in her previous life, a crimson hem of clothing seemed to enter her field of vision...
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Jiang Xun: "My lifelong wish is for the vastness of our land and the peace and prosperity of our nation. Now I add another wish: that the one I love may live without worry and enjoy happiness in Chang'an every year."
In his previous life, he donated his living heart to her, just to let her live a few more years!
After being born again, she will still be his wife.
At the first meeting, she announced affectionately, “I am your future wife.”
A fiancee fell from the sky, Hao Xiansen said: Don’t do it for nothing! Spoil her if you want it!
Two people who have only met for the first time in this life have since started the dog abuse mode that you love my pet.
Hao Xiansen buys what Mrs. Hao wants!
Mrs. Hao was bullied, Hao Xiansen went directly!
Mrs. Hao wanted to make money, and Hao Xiansen offered hundreds of billions of property with both hands!
Mrs. Hao wanted to marry him, but Hao Xiansen said no, “Because I want to marry you more!”
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Mrs. Hao said in this life: “My heart belongs to you in this life. If I change my heart, please kill me.”
Hao Xiansen said in his life: “I will give you what you want, even if you want to destroy the world.”
(1 to 1, super favorite~)
Jiang He, a top tycoon, had reached the end of his life. As death approached, he saw a scene that would haunt him forever: the image of his wife and daughter embracing each other as they jumped from a building when he was 28. That year, he was a complete scoundrel, a homeless wretch. "Daddy, wake up..." his daughter's tender voice called out. He realized he was back, back to when he was 28, in that era known as a golden age!
Genius protagonist + white-robed swordsman + multiple identities + forbidden elements of the Heavenly Dao + single female character with no romantic entanglements + dual-powered redemption + seemingly innocent yet cunning + ensemble cast + no system
"Does Heaven decree that we must kill each other for nine lifetimes?"
"In this life, we will—jointly slay the heavens!"
He was once the virtuous and upright Han Yuan God, a being of both god and demon, imbued with chaos.
She is the Blazing Phoenix Divine Stele forged by destiny, born to be a blade that slays gods.
Through nine lifetimes of reincarnation, Heaven plotted against them, turning them into swords against each other.
But in every lifetime—
His sword was never pointed at her, and her fire never burned him.
In this life, memories awaken.
▶【Rewriting Destiny】
She was no longer the blade of Heaven's will, but a raging fire: "If fate decrees your death, then I will burn fate itself!"
He no longer succumbed to demonic possession alone, but instead took her hand: "Chaos and the Blazing Phoenix are... a perfect match to slay the heavens."
While all the gods and demons still feared the oppressive power of the Heavenly Dao, he stood shoulder to shoulder with her, swords pointing to the sky: "In this life, it is our turn to judge it!"
Memories of nine lifetimes surfaced, and he stroked the phoenix mark between her brows: "You have never hurt me before, but this time... how about we hurt the heavens?"
In the final battle, as chaos and divine flames intertwined and the laws of heaven collapsed, he smiled and sighed, "It should have been like this long ago... You and I should have walked the same path."
"So-called destiny—"
It's nothing but the most laughable lie of Heaven's will.