Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

As everyone knows, without talent and ability, you simply can't survive in the world of crossover anime! Every day you either encounter academic geniuses who easily get perfect scores or "ordinary" high school students with billions in assets; bestselling authors and national idols are constantly blocking your door; musical geniuses are as common as stray dogs on the street! How are ordinary people supposed to live in a world like this?! "Oh, I'm not an ordinary person either? Never mind then!" Although she didn't have a system to help her, Sakura Koji was born with a family background, talent, good looks, and parents that other protagonists could only dream of. The only problem… “What’s with being born with a debuff? Will I even live to be 20?” “There are so many geniuses in crossover anime, why is everyone targeting me?!” He looked at the constantly appearing Yamada Ryo, Hoshino Ai, Kawaharaki Momoka, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Sakurajima Mai with disdain, “Hmph, looking at you is less appealing than looking in a mirror.” “Hmm? Contacting them can cure my illness? Then I have to go!” “You know, I don’t subjectively want to be a scumbag, but objectively, that might be the case.” “A love triangle, huh? That’s a bit dangerous. I wonder if crossdressing and using an alternate account could help me share some of the burden.” “I super, super, super love my XX girlfriends?”

(Another world, a magical continent, elves, dwarves, magic)

It was an ordinary day, an ordinary game, but everything changed after he clicked on the reward for the hidden achievement in the game.

He actually traveled into the game world and unlocked a hidden class.

......

[Hidden Class: Male Succubus]

......

What's going on with this missing system sound?

Never mind, acquiring magic power is the priority.

........

What's going on? These system owners are actually hunting me down...

(All the main characters have illustrations~~)

【Comprehensive anime + school + Shura field + love + light novel】

[Female protagonists: Ichinosae, Sakayanagi, Hiyori, Yukino...]

【Male protagonist: Hikigaya Hachiman】

[I am pursued by two school beauties, but I have become the public enemy of the whole school? 】

Hikigaya transferred to a school where meritocracy comes first. He originally wanted to wait until graduation to become a househusband, but on the first day of school, an outrageous development occurred.

Wheelchair genius girl Arisu Sakayanagi announced in public: "This is my fiancé"

The literary girl Shiina Hiyori actually made a straightforward confession, "I want to be your bookmark"!

I was forced into the campus storm, and from then on became a "scumbag who was two-timing at the beginning of the school term" in the eyes of all the boys in the school.

Faced with a closed campus full of surveillance and secretly surging factional struggles, the ability of self-destruction can sweep away everything.

See through the micro-expressions of a genius girl in a chess match, deduce campus conspiracies from a library endgame, and even use chess moves to break the girls' love offensive!

When Sakayanagi made a fatal move on the chessboard: "If you win me once, you can ask for anything~"

Shiina held up a kimono photo and leaned close to her ear: "Do you need to serve me in the tea ceremony class tonight?"

This elite college directly under the state has hidden secrets:

The strange reward mechanism of the mixed swimming class, the meaningful warning from Mr. Chabashira, the sudden outbreak of the points competition...

And I, a scumbag who is labeled as a "two-timing man", am about to overturn the entire academy in the double game of Shura Field and Chess!

Where there is light, there must be shadow. Use your life to remember the heat of fire. - Hikage Hikaru "Is this invisibility?" "I'm just lucky enough to have mastered the Transparent Release." "Teleportation?" "It's just the Instant Body Technique." "Is this hypnosis?" "It's an illusion. I used an illusion." "Dream Control!?" "Don't panic. This is my Infinite Tsukuyomi." It's just the price of awakening these super powers—

Back in 2002, she started out enjoying the service of Guo Biting, enrolled at the Beijing Film Academy, and became Liu Yifei's classmate.

Li Cunyuan's handsome appearance, like that of a succubus, caused a sensation throughout the school.

He debuted in his freshman year of college with the film "Buried Alive", which sparked a wave of criticism against American war criminals and created a low-budget, high-box-out miracle, raking in tens of millions of dollars at the box office!

The TV series "Chinese Paladin" became a classic for a generation and made the four beauties of the series famous.

He is the director of countless masterpieces, box office miracles, and ratings champions, a shining example of Chinese directors.

When Hong Kong Island was arrogant and looked down on mainland films, his appearance gave Hong Kong Island a slap in the face.

Mature women such as Wang Zuxian, Li Jiaxin, Guan Zhilin, and Zhou Huimin were infatuated with him, and they were like close friends.

Zhang Bozhi, Zhou Xun, Zhao Wei, and Sun Yanzi, who were popular in the early 2000s, were all associated with him for his glib tongue.

When the Chinese entertainment industry was in full swing, Liu Yifei, Yang Mi, Fan Bingbing, Gao Yuanyuan, Huang Shengyi, Liu Tao, and Liu Shishi swayed their hips up and down for him.

Fairy Mom: "Director Li, you've filled it too full... I knew you were incredibly talented from the start..."

Xu Ping, a slovenly, idle little rogue abandoned by his parents since childhood, scrapes by through petty theft and swindling. While squatting in an outhouse, he inexplicably transmigrates to an ancient world resembling the Ming Dynasty—yet distinctly different—and miraculously becomes the only grandson of the reigning emperor.

Ancient-era women are simply the best: obedient to the Three Obediences and Four Virtues (T/N: Confucian code for women—Three Obediences: obey father, husband, and son; Four Virtues: morality, proper speech, modest appearance, and diligent work) , gentle and endlessly accommodating. Witness this modern lecher conquer the realm, slaughtering foes until they shriek in agony and seducing beauties until they moan in ecstasy.

Voluptuous and seductive mature beauties. Mischievous and adorable playful girls . Cunning and alluring Demon Sect fairy masters. Budding maidens on the cusp of bloom. Docile, obedient little maidservants—submissive to a fault.

Xu Ping Xu Ping collected one beauty after another, and lived a life of luxury, debauchery and extravagance as an emperor, Treading the emperor’s path establishing a realm of wine pools and meat forests (T/N: Historical reference to Emperor Zhou of Shang’s legendary depravity—pools of wine and forests of hanging meat for orgiastic feasts) .

[Beast Taming], [Transformation], [Multiple Female Protagonists], [Non-fanfiction], [Pokémon Style]

Li Bo opened the door and found that his school beauty girlfriend was actually with a cat girl - mining!

Li Bo was so angry that he wanted to kill himself by hitting himself with a piece of tofu!

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Li Bo awakened the strongest beast girl system!

You will be given five top-level god-level beast-taming talents at the beginning!

At first, Li Bo didn’t care. After all, as a time traveler, it was normal for his cheats to be a little outrageous!

But gradually, it discovered that the upgrade and evolution tasks on the system were becoming increasingly abstract...

[The White Spirit Snake has been detected to contain a trace of true dragon blood. Kill a pet with the word "dragon" in its name and collect 7 crystal cores to return to your ancestral form and become a White Spirit Dragon!]

Li Bo: A pet with the word "dragon" in its name? Isn't a lobster also a dragon?

Steelhead lobster: ???

[It is detected that the White Spirit Dragon can comprehend the skill Dragon Dance, just dance around the Beastmaster! ]

Li Bo: Hmm? Pole dancing? Also increases attack speed, that makes sense!

[Detecting Phantom Cloud can learn the skill Dark Noose, just complete one binding! ]

Li Bo: No! Is your binding serious?

[It is detected that the Red Crab can learn the extraordinary skill Ten Million Ton Punch. The beast girl can comprehend it by punching the beastmaster in the chest with her small fist! ]

Li Bo: Hiss! I might die if I get hit by this punch!

As the beast girls became stronger, Li Bo found that the way they looked at him became more and more strange!

Hey! Wait! Why are you all looking so dazed? I'm your beastmaster!!!

Yang Qiu, who failed in his first rebirth, was reborn again to the body of Yang Qiu, the emperor of the Sui Dynasty, who was about to perish. Compared with the first time, this time he unexpectedly obtained the system of having many children and many blessings. At the beginning, he was forced by the system to have a relationship with the national saint Xiao Longnu. The queen of the harem was the ruthless Wu Zetian, the concubine was the Baiyue saint Yan Lingji, the personal maid was the Han spy Diao Chan, the beauties in the harem included the Luowang assassin Jing Niu, and Jiang Yuyan, who was killed to the point that only the name of the play was left. There was also a queen mother Xiao Meiniang and the imperial concubine Lu Zhi above him. Because the original emperor Yang Qiu took away Chen Yuanyuan, he angered the border guard of the Great Sui Dynasty, Wu Sangui, and joined forces with Huang Taiji to attack the Great Sui Dynasty. Yang Qiu, who was killed last time when he gave up the throne, decided to fight to the death.

At the start, you unexpectedly find yourself stranded on a deserted island, only to discover that someone there has obtained a system—the Beast Taming System, the Daily Sign-in System, and the Evolution System.

The system… and Lin Ye, having obtained no system whatsoever, was ultimately betrayed and died with resentment. However, who could have imagined that all of this was merely a simulation opportunity he had previously acquired?