[Villain] [Hell Starts] [Behind the Scenes] [The Money-Giving Monk] [No Female Lead] My name is Lone Star. I am naturally heartless and a lonely star. A good assassin must know how to take advantage of other people's weaknesses, and the greatest weakness of human beings is emotion. The third rule of the assassin's code: Never intervene in other people's affairs outside of the mission. After fifteen years of killing and scheming in the other world, Lone Star established the world's strongest assassination organization and became the king of the underground in the other world. As long as the price is right, even if it is the ceiling of combat power, Lone Star will calculate and take action. Until this day, Lone Star received the task of assassinating Emilia, and the gears of fate began to turn, but with the intervention of Lone Star, will the plot be the same as before?

When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".

The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.

The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."

But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.

“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

"Only after you have endured seven layers of solitude can you become a true strongman, and our world is born from this!"

"This is the law of the universe: the strong rule over the weak!"

Beauty is but a fleeting feeling; only truth is eternal, and truth can never be beautiful!

He transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and becomes Xue Qinghe, starting as the King of the Underworld.

In this life, Xue Qinghe, drunk on the lap of a beauty, awakens to wield power over the world!

[A random female protagonist + a changing doll + a loser female protagonist + my little sister + ...]

The moment I close my eyes and open them again, a non-existent memory suddenly appears in my mind.

Rebirth or reincarnation?

Kazama Tetsuya doesn't want to think about those things right now. After his parents' divorce, he became self-destructive and had no source of income.

And those works that popped into my memory are completely absent in this world!

Kazama Tetsuya went completely mad, determined to use the works from his memories to make money and support his family, resulting in: "Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend", "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected"...

As a result, just three days after submitting the first volume of the light novel, there was a sudden knock on the door of Tetsuya Kazama's house.

Are editors these days so dedicated? They're actually going door-to-door to sign contracts?

...

What? I traveled through time? And I got the system?

That’s great!

Playing the system? Want me to use all kinds of aliases?

Easy Home

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Sengoku: “Where did these guys come from!”

Kaido: “What? All these monsters are that kid?”

Big Mom: “Tell me! Which of my daughters do you want to marry? Or do you want them all?”

Shanks: “This era is going to be in chaos”

[Film and Television Fusion + Decisive Ruthlessness + Multiple Women] Evan Cross, who transmigrated to this world with a system, carved a bloody path through this land rife with crime, his corpses forging a fearsome reputation. ...Years later, "Don't ask me who I serve; my loyalty is only directed towards myself," Evan declared.

Yuan Qing traveled to the prehistoric world and became the world tree Tongtian Jianmu. He discovered that he had taken root in the Buzhou Mountains and Yujing Mountain. As the prehistoric world's most powerful henchman, Yuan Qing naturally aspired to achieve great things. He set a small goal: to attain the Dao of Hunyuan before Hongjun. The first step was to intercept Hongjun's opportunity and create the Jade Disc.

After his inexplicable death, he traveled to the wizard's world and was reborn. God gave him a chance to be reborn, but he became a demon hunter by accident. He thought he could reach the pinnacle of life with superb swordsmanship like the White Wolf, but he never thought that the real world was far from as beautiful as in the game. Even with the power of the twelve talismans of the original world, he still had a hard time. All he could do was to keep getting stronger, just to see tomorrow's sun...

(Respect the original novel. If there is anything wrong, please point it out in time. It is not a cruel novel. The talisman is not strong in the early stage, and after some changes, it will show its due strength later.)