When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

[Multiple Heroines] [No Saintly Virgin] [Genius Stream] A single atlas documents the world, evolving the talents of all things—harvesting the essence and blood of living beings, extracting bloodline talents, special constitutions, and innate magical powers from them, transforming them for your own benefit...—Traveling across the Dou Qi Continent, expecting a scenario like a loser's counterattack or Nalan's broken engagement, you're gearing up to face your protagonist's fate, only to be surprised... Xiao Qing: I didn't expect the Dou Emperor bloodline to awaken on its own! Gu Xun'er: Brother Xiao Qing, come and enjoy the gigolo! Zi Yan: How come you, a human, are even better at manipulating space than I am? Void Devouring Flame: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!! Why is your devouring power even more terrifying than mine? A mere trick of controlling fire? No problem, just wait a moment while I add some to complete the evolution... Xiao Qing: Grab it and refine it instantly! ……………………Also known as: "In Dou Po, Xun'er Wants Me to Lay Down and Enjoy the Gigolo!" ", "Awakening the power of the law at the beginning, I am going to become the man of the Doudi!"

"High-level mages often only need the simplest operations." This is what the weapon master, the perfect assassin, the outlier among spellcasters, the promoter of the enhancement school, and the founder of melee mages said.

[Multiple Heroines][No Mary Sue][Genius Flow] A book records the world, evolving the talents of all things — obtaining the essence of living beings, extracting bloodline talents, special physiques, and innate supernatural abilities, and turning them into one's own... — transmigrating to the Dou Qi Continent, I thought I had a script of a useless person's counterattack and Nalan's annulment of the engagement, and I was just preparing to meet the destiny of the protagonist, but I didn't expect... Xiao Qing: I didn't expect the Dou Di bloodline to awaken on its own! Gu Xun'er: Brother Xiao Qing, come and eat my rice~ Zi Yan: Why are you, a human, better at playing with spatial power than me? Void Devouring Flame: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!! Why is your devouring power more terrifying than mine? ———— A little bit of fire control technique? It's okay, just wait a moment, let me add some points to complete the evolution... Xiao Qing: Grab it, instantly refine...

This book is also known as "Naruto: My Unbeatable System" and "Naruto: My God-Level Choice System".

Chen transmigrates to the Naruto world and awakens a god-level choice system. He receives rewards for every choice he makes, and he also receives a month-end sign-in reward for every time he jumps to the "Chicken You're So Beautiful" game at the end of the month.

Dust: I'm really not a black-hearted person.

[Chicken, skilled in knife work]

Dust: Alright, my physical skills are unparalleled, the Demon Blade Thousand Blades is all about offense and no defense, it's unmatched in the world.

[Chicken, gained 1% of the Ten-Tails' chakra share]

Dust: The path to invincibility begins here. From now on, infinite chakra will be at your fingertips.

The story begins with the genius of the Uchiha clan founding the "Night" organization. Stay tuned for the next installment!

[Invincible and exhilarating story + subversion of Douluo Continent + decisive killing + physical salvation] Transmigrating to Douluo Continent, I awaken the Gatling Bodhisattva at the start! While others wield Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammers, a majestic six-armed Bodhisattva appears behind Lin Xie, wielding a six-barreled Gatling gun! The master's theories are impressive? But within my range, truth abounds! Tang San's hidden weapon techniques are exquisite? Sorry, I rotate 3600 times in a single breath, and all beings are equal under the barrage of bullets! What Spirit Hall, what two great empires—before the profound meaning of my physical salvation, they all kneel! The Bodhisattva lowers his brows in compassion. The Gatling gun cleanses the earth in salvation! My name is Lin Xie, a man who believes "firepower is justice," and I will forge an invincible path to godhood through guns and cannons on Douluo Continent!

"After countless hours of deduction, we've finally found the only one who can save the world!" "Great! Where is he now?" "Manchester, running a trading company." "That world-renowned pioneering city? No wonder, he must be working tirelessly for the fate of humanity!" "No... his main business is fleecing various powerful forces, and incidentally, recruiting their elite talent as employees, then fleecing even more." "Huh?"... This is the Victorian era, a time of unprecedented prosperity for steam civilization. Difference engines transmit divine whispers, heraldic magic and mobile armor intertwine across this land. The Holy Flame Church, the Mystic Society, the Clock Tower, the Golden Dawn, the End-Man Association... various powerful forces engage in open and covert struggles, vying for the lost legacy of the divine age. Rean arrives in Manchester, to uncover his brother's...

When the game invades reality, Link, possessing god-like talents surpassing SSS level, is reborn from the apocalypse.

It can integrate anything you can imagine!

Not strong enough in your current class? Synthesize hidden special classes!

Not high enough BOSS tier? Gold BOSS + Silver BOSS - synthesize into Dark Gold BOSS...

Obtain the SSS-level talent, Greedy Devourer, which allows you to devour the skills and talents of monsters and other players.

Your talent is great, but it's mine now! The BOSS's skills are strong? Now those are mine too!

Obtain an SSS-level Super Lucky Star, with maximum luck; defeating monsters and stealing items will guarantee the best drops...

Gain SSS-level talent: Infinite Charm, maximum charm, unlimited hidden quests, and easy romance with goddess NPCs...

(Tomato already has a million-word completed novel, so he won't easily abandon it with a bad ending.)

#Brainstorming# #WhatIf# #Suppose# #LiveStreamingAcrossWorlds#

Transmigrator Su Mu awakens the "What If in All Realms" system, which allows him to create and play various "what if" parallel universes of anime and novels, with audiences spanning countless worlds.

First broadcast: "What if Minato and Namikaze hadn't died?"

Seeing Naruto enjoying his father's and mother's love since childhood, while Kurama was treated like a "power bank," viewers from all realms smiled like doting aunts.

Second broadcast: "What if Itachi had killed all the Uchiha, but Sasuke chose to forgive him?"

Third playback: ...

Just as viewers across the universe were immersed in various heartwarming or regrettable endings, Su Mu unleashed his trump card.

What if... Naruto was killed by the villagers and was reborn, only to become completely corrupted?

The entire ninja world went mad when they saw the corrupted Naruto who controlled the Nine-Tails, treated human life like dirt, and regarded Konoha as his enemy!

The Third Hokage: "Quick! Go protect Naruto! At all costs!"

The world was shaken; it turns out that a single choice can truly overturn the entire world!

Transmigrating to Douluo Continent is the good news that my surname is Tang, the bad news is that my name is Tang Shan; the good news is that my martial soul body has innate full soul power, the bad news is that it's not the answer from Douluo Continent 1; ...Master, your theory is flawed. Blue Silver Grass can definitely absorb the soul rings of animal soul beasts. I didn't say it couldn't, I just said it's not suitable. You should know that I am the master, you will definitely regret it. Yu Xiaogang angrily slammed the door and left... Tang Shan, the founder of the Body Sect, the number one person on the continent, and the theoretical master of the martial soul world, how does he solve the battle of the three gods? Tang Shan: My astonishing wisdom tells me that I should use my astonishing power. In an instant, his body swelled up, reaching the sky and standing tall, holding the God Realm in one hand, with a smile on his face: Can we negotiate? This is an ordinary story of a transmigrator who got the wrong answer and researched martial souls with his knowledge from his previous life and a little bit of imagination. ...