"He's already dead. Just send him to the crematorium." Ye Xi, the post-apocalyptic powerhouse, had barely opened his eyes when he was presented with a crematorium gift package. The original owner of this body was handsome, rich, and owned a house, yet he was infatuated with love, determined to hang himself on Mu Zhige's big tree. To avoid another crematorium visit, Ye Xi quickly signed the annulment agreement prepared by the domineering CEO, preparing to live a leisurely life of farming and retirement. Who knew that retirement would be so difficult? A breach of contract penalty blocked his way, and a ferocious star beast was eyeing him menacingly from behind. The mutated star beast, now a "delicious dessert," chuckled, rolled up his sleeves, and charged forward. "You unfilial son, kneel down and call me father!"

What?! I'll die if I don't date?! I confessed to seven senior sisters, and none of them said yes! I'm going to turn around and force my demonic master to leave this hellhole. But, Master, are you crazy? Why did you agree to date me? I really didn't want to date you! And senior sisters, you're all abnormal! You didn't agree when I confessed, so why are you all clinging to me now? Senior sisters, fairies, saintesses, princesses… please be more reserved, my master will get jealous!

[Live streaming + exciting story + food + fortune telling + metaphysics + wealthy family + ghost hunting]

The true young master of the Jiang family, who had been living away from home, has returned. Everyone thought he was ignorant, timid, and unfit for public life.

However, one day while browsing the internet, they discovered that the blogger with millions of followers who became an internet sensation through mukbang and fortune telling was actually Jiang Xingnian, whom they had looked down upon.

A person called in saying they wanted to find their girlfriend. Jiang Xingnian glanced at the photo and immediately said:

What girlfriend? That's a man, and an old man at that.

One person said that the takoyaki downstairs was particularly delicious, and suspected that it was made with some special seasoning.

Jiang Xingnian calculated for a moment and raised an eyebrow: The boss cut off his own octopus legs as raw materials, so of course the ingredients are fresh and delicious.

One person said that his grandmother lived a long life, with four generations living under one roof and her hair remaining black.

Jiang Xingnian told him to leave immediately...

Ye Mo traveled through time. She actually traveled to an interstellar storybook and ended up in the body of a useless cannon fodder named Yu Mo.

Being poor is fine, and she can accept being cannon fodder, but why is this good-for-nothing pregnant before marriage? What's going on?

But who could tell her, wasn't Yu Mo in the book pregnant with the male protagonist's child? Why wasn't it the same for her? Whose child was this?

She had no worries about raising a cub, but what the hell was this nutritional supplement? Why was it so unpalatable? Aren't the people here a little too pitiful?

Fortunately, she has space, a farm, and delicious food, so she has no worries about food and drink! Taking her cubs to explore the stars, well, she loves it!

After a woman who was bound to an auxiliary salvation system failed in her mission, the salvation system consumed all its energy and allowed her to rewind to before the end of the world.

The system earnestly advised a certain woman who had rewound and started over: "Host, only by working together with the protagonists can we leverage the protagonists' halo and complete the mission of saving the world."

A certain woman: "Bullshit, I listened to you in my previous life, and we all died together."

System: "The host is the female supporting role, but you killed the female lead."

A woman: "Then why don't you bind to the male or female protagonist, but bind to me, the female supporting role?"

Then a certain woman heard again: "The host's level is too low, and there is no access permission."

A woman commented: "This system is even worse after rewinding. No wonder they call it a support system. They don't even know who the Destroyer is, and can't explain anything clearly...."

The world only knows that Xiao Yang and Qin Fei fought over the position of Sect Master of the Azure Sun Sword Sect for a thousand years. Yet, only Xiao Yang truly understands just how despicable, shameless, insidious, and ruthless Qin Fei is.

Why? Because Qin Fei is the young master of the Demonic Sect, a spy planted by them.

However, no one, not even his master, parents, junior martial sister, younger sister, or any of his fellow disciples, believed Xiao Yang. Everyone chose to believe Qin Fei.

Everyone condemned Xiao Yang, claiming he was jealous of Qin Fei, accusing him of slandering and framing Qin Fei.

Qin Fei was simply too good at pretending. He feigned a pitiful background, acted weak, and staged being bullied, gaining people’s pity, sympathy, and protection. With his innate Dao physique, he was hailed as the chosen one of the heavens.

Fine, in this second life, Xiao Yang resolved to show the world how this so-called “chosen one” would massacre the Azure Sun Sword Sect, use the blood of cultivators across the world to break the seal of the Abyss of Demons, and plunge the entire world into a living hell for the demon race!

Holy crap! This alchemy furnace is an incredible, heaven-defying artifact!

Chu Yifan, a modern-day office worker, unexpectedly transmigrates and becomes the lowest-ranking menial disciple of the Zixiao Sect. With no background or talent, he is unable to awaken his spiritual power for a long time, is frequently beaten and bullied, and cannot even gather enough of the lowest-grade pills for cultivation. He is in danger of being eliminated by the sect at any time.

In a desperate situation, the original owner's ancestral jade pendant was activated, and an ancient and weathered alchemy furnace suddenly appeared in the world.

Lacking elixirs for cultivation? The alchemy furnace opens its mouth to swallow spiritual herbs, instantly refining divine pills, making breakthroughs in cultivation as easy as drinking water!

No magic weapon to kill enemies? Throw in scrap metal and instantly forge a god-slaying weapon that can cleave through three thousand worlds with a single strike!

Is your cultivation technique incomplete and difficult to improve? Refine the Heavenly Dao in the alchemy furnace, and even without ancient inheritance, you can still comprehend the supreme laws!

Hunted by enemies with nowhere to escape? Forge a nebula as a shield, forge a galaxy as a retreat route, and you can go anywhere in the heavens!

One day, Chu Yifan looked at the empty cave and suddenly had a whimsical idea: "Everything can be refined, so... how about refining a beautiful woman to warm my feet?"

As the alchemy furnace shone brightly, and Daoist energy flowed, a goddess of unparalleled beauty, possessing a primordial Daoist body, emerged from the light!

From then on, Chu Yifan rose against the heavens with the divine furnace, refining pills, divine weapons, cultivation techniques, gods and demons, and all the myriad worlds!

From a sect servant to sweeping across the three realms, from being ignored to being subdued by all paths, watch as he uses his furnace as a foundation to refine all the injustices of the world, shatter the cycle of reincarnation in the nine heavens, and finally prove himself to be the Eternal Emperor!

Also known as [After Rebirth, the Entire Sect Was Filled with Regret]

Wen Wan didn't die in the beast tide, but she died by the swords of her fellow disciples. To make their junior sister happy, one of them cut off her golden core, and the other ended her life.

Just before her rebirth, Wen Wan transformed into a ghost and flew to her master's window, only to discover that few of her fellow disciples were good people.

Even her once respected and beloved master was an absolute scumbag and ingrate.

Wen Wan felt wronged. She vowed that if she could live her life again, she would never come to Qingyun Peak again. If she did come, she would find a way to escape.

Unexpectedly, heaven had eyes, and Wen Wan's wish came true.

1.

Reborn, Wen Wan decisively left her master's sect and joined a small alchemy sect, becoming a carefree and happy alchemy cultivator.

Refining pills, making money, and leveling up by fighting monsters—Wen Wan, a pill cultivator, is blessed with divine assistance, her luck maximizing all the way. She becomes the darling of the Pill Sect, leading the sect to make a fortune.

As for that scumbag and that black-hearted little lotus? They can all step aside!

2.

One day, the anonymous discussion group of Lingjue, the communication tool in the cultivation world, suddenly exploded.

It all started with an anonymous question:

After I left my sect, all my former masters, senior brothers, and junior brothers who had hurt me and abandoned me regretted it. What should I do?

Hehuan Sect Senior Sister: Of course we'll lie to him, coax him, and then kill them after we've swindled all their spirit stones!

Everyone: Oh dear, the most poisonous heart is that of a woman!

When Wen Wan saw this reply, her eyes lit up instantly. It was the senior sister from the Hehuan Sect who had the best idea!

P.S.: The original sect boy band is reborn, except for the eldest brother, the rest of them are cremated.

There is a male lead, but he appears less in the early stages. He is Wanwan's cheat code, helping his little wife gain advantages in a higher plane.

[Rebirth in a parallel time and space + mind reading + crematorium for chasing wife + group pet + vest]

Jiang Wan cheated on her husband after getting married, and the person who framed her was the housekeeper Qiao who stole his pants?

When Zhan Tingxiao heard Jiang Wan's thoughts, a wave of turmoil rose in his heart.

The 1 billion compensation was just to keep her and find out the mastermind behind the bankruptcy of the Zhan family.

But how come, as he was checking, his eyes were fixed on her and he couldn't move them away?

Everyone said that the Zhan family's newly married second wife was a wild girl from the countryside, uneducated, arrogant and unreasonable, and the Zhan family hated her to the extreme.

Unexpectedly, the dandy fifth young master jumped out and said, "Sister-in-law is my goddess. If anyone dares to slander her, I will tear her mouth apart."

The sickly young master said: "My sister-in-law is the most gentle and intellectual female doctor I have ever seen. The future of the Zhan family cannot be without her."

The top-tier young lady said: "My sister-in-law is very fashionable and I want to be her spokesperson."

Zhan Tingxiao: "My wife is the strongest, my wife is the best, honey, let's not get divorced, okay?"