When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".
The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.
The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."
But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.
“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.
Suizhu lived in a wasteland in his last life, working diligently to raise two children for his sister.
But he died in the hands of these two children.
After returning from rebirth, she wants to find her biological daughter and make those who have enslaved her her whole life worse than death.
The younger sister cried: "Sister, if there are no wild vegetables, the baby and Beibei will starve."
Scumbag: "Sui Zhu, no matter how hard it is, we can't hurt the child, we have to chew the bark to let the baby Beibei eat the cake."
Suizhu nodded with a look of reluctance, turned around to enjoy the spicy food, and watched the scumbag bitch digging wild vegetables and chewing tree bark. Life in the apocalypse should not be too comfortable.
But, that base commander not far away, why are you always staring at me with a red face?
The base commander replied shyly: There is a man and a child here, and I need you to claim them!
This is a world of elves, magic, machines, and gods. This is the world of Warhammer 40,000. As a lucky transmigrator, he is the heir to a kingdom, but at the same time, he is the expensive currency of the Old Man, a Primarch with the essence of the Warp.
Now his old man Huang has arrived.
Su Chen unexpectedly arrives in a parallel world and becomes a young teacher.
But they found themselves participating in a live broadcast, or perhaps more accurately, a social experiment.
Su Chen, who was preparing for the teacher qualification exam, was about to teach his first class.
With the arrow already on the bowstring, Su Chen had no choice but to bite the bullet and go on stage.
The theme of the first class meeting was patriotism.
There are very few ways to explore this topic.
Most people's first thought is to tell the stories of their ancestors and tell students that the life they have today is hard-won.
However, Su Chen did not play by the rules.
They're clearly trying to talk about patriotism, but they start with "romance," which leaves people confused.
Su Chen: "Is romance only about love and affection? Your perspective is too narrow!"
Today, let's talk about Chinese-style romance!
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An Lan was originally giving a boastful speech in a beer hall. When he was excited, he lost his balance and fell to the ground. After waking up, he traveled to a feudal dynasty in another world.
The good news is that he became the legitimate son of General Pingbei, not an ordinary citizen.
The bad news is that those who are left as hostages in the capital, as a general holding military power, have to leave some of his family members in the capital so that the emperor can sleep peacefully.
Fortunately, there is a sign-in system, and I got a hundred death warriors on the first day!
Opening: Let you be proud for a few days. Today's move is just a temporary measure.
Mid-term: If you want to conquer the world, now is the time! The time has come, start your army today!
Ending: I want to conquer the world, who can compete with me?
[Marvel + DC + Superman] Lin Yi, a young man, opens his eyes to find himself in a bank in Marvel's Queens. Skull-masked thugs are using assault rifles to control hostages, and blonde, blue-eyed Gwen Stacy is being held against a safe. Suddenly, a system voice rings in his ear: [Superman Evolution System successfully bound. Current gene awakening level 1%. Shock value can unlock Superman skills!]
This is an absurd hybrid universe where Bruce Wayne's vehicle and Iron Man's armor collide on the street, Scarlet Witch's magic and Magneto's metal torrent simultaneously overturn Times Square, and Wolverine battles Wonder Woman...
Lin Yi: "This time, we should say that New York City is known for its simple and honest people, and Queens is a cradle of talent..."
[Unknown creature UMA + mastermind + cheat code + invincibility + creation + god + containment]
When three unknown dimensions collide, the rules of the real world crumble, ancient evils awaken from the earth, and grotesque otherworldly monsters flood the city like a tidal wave.
Even the phantoms of the gods cast a shadow of fear across the heavens.
What's even more terrifying is that creatures once considered legendary by humans—mermaids, dwarves, elves, Slender Man (Skinny Guy), etc.—suddenly appear in the streets and alleys, becoming both enemies and friends in this disaster.
An ordinary boy named Lin Zhi transmigrates to this world and unexpectedly awakens the [God's System], gaining the power to create things and overturn the rules.
He uses his boundless imagination as a pen and fragments of memory as ink, creating with a mere touch of his fingertips.
When the forbidden "Fruit of Origin" and "Void Mask" appear in the world at the same time, those who devour the fruit will transform their flesh and blood into an elemental torrent, while those who wear the mask will be able to command the twisted creatures that emerge from the void rifts.
In this frenzied feast with the world as its altar, the awakened ones gradually discover that so-called "creation" is nothing more than opening Pandora's box, which even the gods fear.
However, Lin Zhi was not content with controlling these forces alone. He knew that true order needed followers to maintain it.
So he began to select the best among mortals, grant them some authority, and make them his faithful retinue.
When the roars of evil gods shattered the stars, and the tentacles of the ancient rulers entangled the continent, this newly ascended deity simply watched with a smile.
Reborn as the youngest son of a tycoon family, he lived a boring life for eighteen years before discovering that life in the entertainment industry was the most exciting. With his looks, he had to bravely venture into the entertainment world.
Prosecutor Jono: "Your Honor, my witness may now speak." Defense Attorney: "I object! The witness hasn't sworn an oath yet!" *Bang!* The witness transforms into a blue-faced, fanged demon! Prosecutor Jono: "Your Honor, my witness has become a demon, so he's no longer a witness and doesn't need to swear an oath. He can speak directly." Defense Attorney: "You son of a bitch!" This is a world where demons coexist, and demons can be used by humans as resources. "Demon Hibernation Chambers," "Succubus Brothels," "Troll Engineering Companies," "Demon Contract Printing Companies," and so on. Jono Schultz, serving as both state prosecutor and exorcist, bears the responsibility of maintaining harmony between humans and demons. He initially thought he could handle demon cases with ease, but unexpectedly, the "Twelve Pillars of Demon Law" collapsed one by one, and the demons began...
There was a guy named Lin Mo, a modern-day "expert" familiar with the plot of *Game of Thrones*, who somehow transmigrated to the world of *The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim*, becoming a Dragonborn with power, wealth, and an incredibly long lifespan. But after a while, he got utterly bored. Then, fate played another trick on him, throwing him onto the continent of Westeros. Alright, Lin Mo slapped his forehead and decided to stir things up in this grand game of power, embarking on a crazy and hilarious legendary journey.
P.S.: The main character has definitely been weakened; it would be difficult to write without weakening him.