A letter from Grandpa arrived from afar, saying there was a farm for me to inherit. So Matthew went and started planting parsnip. But what's with this owl? Hogwarts? Ah, of course, of course, I love Hogwarts' greenhouses! I'm a peaceful farming enthusiast! But, Mr. Voldemort, why are you stepping on my land?

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

He is a former sixth-ranking executive officer of the Fools, now a wandering dark general under the command of the god of wisdom, Buyer, who failed to eliminate himself by jumping into the World Tree and was left to labor reform in Sumeru. He is currently in the midst of a great journey.

Even without the Vision in the New World, the Wanderer, as a god-created doll, was practically invincible; anything but an Elite Four member was a piece of cake. The doll, already free of any ties, had no obsession with returning to Teyvat, though he didn't know when he would ever repay the historical sins he owed. The Wanderer sighed; he certainly didn't want that little white thing constantly yelling at him about "escaping from prison."

The New World is very small. Apart from the country that is similar to the Inazuma culture, there are only a few other remote places similar to Mondstadt Fontaine that can be visited. Moreover, the number of murders in this world in a day is more than the number of experimental subjects consumed by Dottore in a day!

A wanderer who inadvertently thwarted a murder attracted the attention of a strange organization whose members all used codenames and had no official name. As the organization approached him for recruitment, the wanderer had a premonition that if he stayed with them and waited for their destruction, he could return to Teyvat. Looking at the black box emitting electronic sounds before him, the wanderer agreed to the invitation from the man who called himself "Rum."

The wanderer had assumed this lousy organization couldn't be worse than the Fatui, but he was wrong... he'd overestimated them. At least the Fatui weren't useless!

P.S.: Brother Liu will absolutely not become a test subject, absolutely not! Brother Liu belongs to neither the black nor the red side, Brother Liu is free!

[Includes daily life scenes + not entirely on the ship (somewhat different from the main story)]

Mo Bai, who transmigrated to the world of Collapse Iron, was noticed by the erudite Venerable and became a new genius.

In pursuit of excitement, he came to the Black Tower space station, where he spent his days bickering with the Black Tower to cultivate his mind.

Until one day, he gave Lady Black Tower a gift, which awakened the belated system, resulting in a gift-giving multiplier.

The system immediately gifted him a more detailed Black Tower doll, except this doll...

"Holy crap! You're Master?!"

"No? System, why is it a Henan Black Tower?"

Just as Mo Bai was thinking about how to hide her, Hei Ta knocked on his door.

...

"Mo Bai! Tear her apart today! Or I'll tear you apart!"

"An accident! Let me explain!"

And so, a new day begins for these geniuses.

[Quick Transmigration + Healing and Redemption + Gentle Little Sun vs. Yandere Forced Love] Did it all make the original heroine regret it? Xia Mu directly became the heroine and fell in love with the yanderes. She just wanted to give all the forced yandere male protagonists a home. Xia Mu is a veteran online novel reader, and she has a special love for the male protagonists in forced novels. She feels sorry for them, helplessly watching them recklessly in their relationships, and really wants to love them on the heroine's behalf. Finally, one day, God gave her the opportunity. World One [Good Girl and Bad Student School Prince] Xia Mu vs. Shen Yan. The man's eyes are bloodshot, "Afraid of me?" Xia Mu's eyes are bright, "How could it be?" World Two [An exotic prince falls in love at first sight with a time-traveling girl]... World Three [Childhood sweetheart with autism]...

Transmigrating to the DC Universe, Russo became a background character in the final showdown between Batman and the Joker. Fortunately, his "Fourth Wall Eye" arrived on time. From then on, the multiverse gained a cheerful "director." During the Battle of New York, he had the Avengers film "off-duty" memes. In the Black Robe World, he turned the Civil War into a global live-action show. When the God of Order descended upon the DC main universe, attempting to format everything, Russo cleared his throat, faced the audience across the universe, and raised the microphone: "Don't panic, now please welcome our debaters—100 Batmen who have been spoiled, and a Superman who has learned 'Serious Punch'!" "In this multiverse, I will be responsible for the humor, and I will also define—what is called the true ending!"

Qieqiong, who has traveled through the Devouring World for ten thousand epochs, finally got his golden finger. When you reach a certain realm, you can choose a chance to travel through time and space, and randomly reincarnate in the heavens. If you achieve a certain goal in reincarnation, you will get a reward. With repeated breakthrough simulations, Qieqiong finally stood on the top of the heavens on his own. PS: This book may only write about Tomato's novel world. The previous part may be a bit detailed. Since it is my first time writing a book, even those who have not read it can understand it. I will find a balance later. Thank you all.

[Bungo Stray Dogs fanfiction + short story + romance + OOC warning + immature writing style, free-flowing, slice-of-life plot, the protagonist will not be part of the original story, it's a fanfiction with many original characters, please don't read if you mind, and you can get the general style from the synopsis] Self-introduction: I am an assassin. After all, in a dangerous world overflowing with superpowers and guns, isn't it normal to be an assassin? By the way, my performance is 100%, and I still have the professional ethics of an assassin. I can't call myself the number one assassin, but I can barely be the number two? After all, my main job can't support my living expenses, so I can only occasionally do side jobs to maintain my precarious life. Serious synopsis: Me (without blushing or skipping a beat): "I'm a law-abiding citizen." "..." Would a normal person introduce themselves like that? After several years of assassin experience, I unexpectedly joined the Armed Detective Agency after a day trip to the military and police, becoming a member. It feels good, except my wallet hurts. Everyone: "Isn't this your own fault?" I can't refute it: I'm overwhelmed with sadness. Later, the conspiracy known as "The Book" fell on my head. I'm so annoyed: I've already told you I have nothing to do with the book, but you just won't believe me. Thumbs up, six. And then… I can't spoil any more!!! Attention!!! This isn't a fictional story; the main character is female. CP: Hmm, forget it, I'm too incompetent to write romance. (Originally it was Dazai.) Let's go with a friendship story. Also, proceed with caution before jumping in.

"Anime crossover, fun-loving heroine, heartthrob"

Numb, the true god Yu Jiang Chaluo created a system in order to find some fun. She originally wanted to experience an idol drama, but she accidentally turned it into a two-dimensional world.

Please, Yu Jiang Chaluo, who is born without emotions, has captured the hearts of countless handsome men here. System? Not at all! Use your looks if you have them, use your intelligence if you have it, and you can take any man you want!

Yu Jiang Cha Luo: Wow, you guys really cried?

Even a wicked woman can easily kill everyone using the "white moonlight" tactic!

(I don't even know what I'm writing in this introduction. It's not very convincing. Please move on to the main text.)