When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
Wen Zilong regenerates a small mosquito, but has a dragon dream.
By swallowing other creatures, they continue to evolve and gain the ability of these creatures.
Gecko genes can be extracted to regenerate limbs; Viper genes can be extracted to obtain venom capability; bat genes can be extracted to obtain ultrasonic attack; dinosaur egg genes can be obtained to obtain the power of Tyrannosaurus rex; dragon genes can be extracted to grow into a master-level dragon.
The whole world will be dominated by me!
This is an invincible sect, this is the strongest sect in the ages!
Chen Xi, the strongest cudgel, travels across another continent and obtains the Heaven-defying System.
You said you are the Profound Sage? Be a casual disciple.
Emperor Huangquan? Make a living, you will be responsible for cleaning the pit in the future.
The first empress of the nine days? The strongest demon god in the wild?
Sorry, there are many people like our sect.
He’s the dream guy of women world wide, the CEO of a formidable mega-corporation. But, he’s absolutely powerless against her, resorting to all kinds of methods to force her into a marriage, tying her to his side with a certficiate.
“Remember, from now on, you’re not allowed to enter unclean entertainment venues, not allowed to accept drinks from other men, not allowed to have physical contact with men other than me. If not, bear the consenquences.”
Ling Tianya felt that she was just like a girl undergoing puberty, under strict supervision of her parents, shackling her down with restrictions upon restrictions.
“Your requests are ridiculous, I have meetings and obligations, I… …”
The man held tightly onto her, as though wanting nothing more than to absorb her into himself. “Ling Tianya, this is not a discussion.” Therefore, the CEO had became a complete slave to his wife.
“My love for you is your perogative. Use me to your heart’s wishes, I am more than willing!”
But all he got in exchange was an eye roll, “Keep it for yourself, I don’t need it!”
The aura recovered, and the spirits ran rampant.
Qiao Yuan picked up “Eternal Dragon Slayer”
【Simplified system loading】
【Scan to “Lion’s Roar”】
【Simplifying…】
[Simplify success… lion’s roar = big roar]
ha~
Qiao Yuan opened his mouth and yawned
[Lion Roar Skill Proficiency +1]
………………
In the distance, a lurking seventh-order Variant Spirit is slowly approaching.
Roar!
The Variant Spirit made a roar!
Qiao Yuan opened his eyes and looked directly at the alien spirit.
“What are you calling!”
“I ask you, what’s your dog’s name!”
………………
The oppression of death strikes
The alien spirit shivered and knelt on the ground.
“Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons have been warmed…”
[The Golden Snake Sword was successfully strengthened, and the Snake Queen was summoned. ]. ?Snake Queen: Master, please tell me what you want!
[The skill ‘Evil Light Ghost Slash’ was successfully strengthened, and after summoning the ghost ghost. ]. what! female ghost? Then I’ll put you on maternity leave!
[The Yao soul suit has been strengthened successfully! ]. Um? Is this the Yao princess? Princess Yaoyao! Don’t get on me!
Zhou Han was surprised to find that the only SSS-level talent in the universe that he had awakened: infinite enhancement, was so awesome.
Come to the world of One Piece with the game panel!
Take the ghost fruit as the foundation to become the death god!
If it weren’t for the panel to remind the game’s public beta to officially start in three years, Adrian would think this is the stand-alone text!
In 1498 of the Haiyuan calendar, the execution of the One Piece, accompanied by the great nautical era, and the legendary fourth natural disaster…
Hey wait, why don’t these players know the plot?
Isn’t that a moving leek?
She has space in her body and has excellent medical skills. Accidentally reborn in the 1990s, she became a weak and incompetent, bullied little poor. Open your eyes again, “Little Pitiful” rewrites her life, creates her own glorious life in this era of nothing, and joins hands with Mr. Li, who has always escorted her along the way, to stand on the top of the world together!
[age + space + cool text + sweet pet]
Dressed as the five scumbags who turned from genius to waste in the future world?
I’m sorry, making mechas, dispensing potions, cooking food, high medical skills, and being a god of learning are all trivial things.
Embroidery, calligraphy, painting, musical instruments, dance, master everything, just come!
Want to eat her worms? Turn it into food!
Someone who wants to trick her? Step on the soles of your feet and slap him in the face!
However, a certain school tyrant put the goddess on the corner wall: Xia Ruo, I like you!
Xia Ruo: I treat you as a brother, but you want to chase me?
Since Guan Shan got the horror game simulator in his head, everything in his eyes became horrifying.
A meat restaurant with human corpses hanging in the kitchen, an abandoned apartment building with a phone ringing at midnight, a psychiatric hospital full of murderers…
[Only by killing the final BOSS can this simulation be ended! ]
As an ordinary person, Guan Shan was scared.
In the face of these terrifyingly powerful Bosses, he could only try his best to kill monsters and get some equipment in order to survive.
He was barely able to survive each simulation.
However, in the eyes of others, Guan Shan was a horror and anomaly himself!
“Captain, the S-class dangerous psychic has been killed by him, and the entire base was destroyed by him, but why is he crying for help with a look of fear? Should we save him or not?”
“Are you s*upid? He is coming towards us! Let’s run!”