As a gifted and beautiful youth, Chu Mian was unfortunately the unluckiest of his peers. Not only did he contract narcolepsy at the age when he should’ve been most energetic, but after entering high school, he also met Yu Ran, who was infamous throughout the school for being an astoundingly big dumbass. From then on, Chu Mian would faint from anger everyday due to his boyfriend’s ceaselessly stupefying words… and then awaken in his arms.

A look at Yu Ran’s special titles: the little prince of (ruining) romantic talk, god of (weird) flirting, spreader of high(ly inappropriate) spirits, master (abuser) of idioms, expert at scoring (zero) on essays… naturally he’s also a person who has strong (Chu Mian loving) abilities.

After Lü Bu was hung by Cao Cao at White Gate Tower, he travelled to the end of the Qin dynasty. By chance, he was thrown into the camp of the Hegemon-King of Western Chu and helped him conquer north and south, compete for power, and unify the Central Plains.

–Lü Bu was disappointed to discover that although his death was laughable, compared to this person, he could still be regarded as someone sensible.

And the country, New Tokyo.

Higashinohara, who wears his soul, only wants to live a quiet life without being disturbed, but [Crime Manual] accidentally appears in his mind. If you arrest the criminal, you can get attribute points and random rewards.

What? Can't you do it?

According to the criminal star of the prisoner, you can enjoy the free distribution of temporary attribute points (mission Buff) when arresting.

The poorer the prisoner, the more vicious the evil the prisoner is!

The harder my Buff is!

The fruits of mysterious ability, powerful swords, and various sequences of equivalences have all been transformed into magic rewards on the [Cevil Manual]...

Police Department: These extrajudicial maniacs are simply crazy, extremely vicious, full of evil...!!!

Higashinohara:

I mean...

Is there anything worse?!

...

...

The following is the protagonist's self-introduction:

My name is Higashinohara, a 16-year-old high school student. I'm unmarried. I boarded at Aragaki Detective Office, Ogawacho, Edogawa District, New Tokyo. After high school, I worked as a discipline committee member of the Academy City. I cooperated with the Academy City Guard to arrest the offender and didn't go home until 8 p.m.

When I get home, I will exercise with my fingers upside down for an hour and taste different brands of canned coffee before going to bed, just after recalling some subtle differences, just like recalling the criminals who fell into my hands.

I will fall asleep on time at 11 o'clock.

Everyone says that my work and rest is very regular and healthy.

But it's a little ashamed to say.

Recently, in my mind,

It seems that something strange has appeared....

In the invincible world of heroes, street writer Zhu Hao created an ordinary dwarf hero, mainly relying on meticulous in the early stage and roaring in the middle -

Working part-time?

It's impossible to work in your life!

With a group of blue goblins who can only throw snowballs, and a few undesecrate golden Pegasus sky knight sisters, he swam crazily on the edge of all forces.

One day, when all forces in the struggle for hegemony of all races feel exhausted--

Everyone was shocked to find that the power of the dwarf had expanded to the point of horror!

The wheels of the times are rolling forward, and no one on Titan can stop the will of a dwarf!

In the stormy mountains, millions of banners are majestic...

Countless blue goblins, golden Pegasus, black wild boars and copper puppets!

A dwarf wearing a golden crown held high a hammer and a heavy axe and issued a resounding declaration from heaven and earth--

"Angels are pure birds, Titans are not true gods, dragons are just flying lizards, demons are just mutant taurens... We don't need to be afraid, we will eventually win!"

"For Kazlodan!"

"The whole army is attack--"

...

This book is good at micro-operation and is a pure technical flow. Readers are welcome to give me some advice and communication.

[Tribute to Heroes Invincible 3, Warcraft 3, Hearthstone Legend and Diablo]

I don’t know since when, the stalks in this world have gradually become a reality.

The powerhouses of the Dongxuan Kingdom Dragon Group are like clouds.

Someone was dealing with the Tigers with a sliding shovel.

The man named Long Aotian was blessed with luck and looked down upon him.

The teenager who was divorced, as long as he said 30 years of Hedong and 30 years of Hexi, he can get 30 years of luck blessing! !

Understand the applause, and let the person who hears this sentence forcefully clap for ten seconds.

Are you teaching me what to do? Hearing this, the opposite sex will hand over all his belongings to you.

A person with the title of God of War can summon 100,000 retired special forces with a single order.

City soldier king, library grandfather……

All things that have special abilities because of stalks are called stalks.

As an orphan, Lin Qianan also obtained a stalk belonging to him after an accident.

For twenty years, Bai Luo had been thinking that he had been reincarnated in an ordinary world, until one day, a black book appeared in his mind.

“Is there magic in this world?”

Facing Bai Luo’s question, uncle Saros decisively said: “No.”

“But there are miracles.”

“What is a miracle?”

“It can be a sword that can release flames or a pot that can create gold”

“It can be a beautiful girl that was born from a fruit.”

“She can control fog, manipulate storms, and dominate lightning.”

“Magic!”

Bai Luo slapped the table and shouted

“That is definitely magic!”

“No!”

Uncle Saros said,

“This is really a miracle.”

Many years later, Bai Luo looked at the magnificent scenery of the country he had built. He agreed with what uncle Saros said,

“This is a miracle…”

Mysterious recovery, dawn of the gods, must it be a good thing?

Accompanied by the rejuvenation of the aura, there is…the unsolvable horror!

A strange surname, a soul that travels between two worlds, a mysterious epic…

Jiang Mu, who transmigrated into the book, becomes the villain, and after failing to pass the plot set by the system dozens of times, finally gets the goldfinger: a diary.

[It was sunny on March 5th, Ding Nanrong’s body is very explosive, but the clothes are so ugly, ugly, and ugly…]

Ding Nanrong: “Jiang Mu, don’t think I won’t kill you!”

[On the evening of March 5th, Xue Menghan was about to break off the marriage. This nympho is so s*upid, what lines should I say?]

Xue Menghan: “You’re the nympho! You’re the one who’s s*upid! Who do you look down on!”

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I thought I would write a diary to get a reward, play the villain, finish the plot, and live a YOLO life.

But, I didn’t expect that the female protagonists actually had a copy of the diary, and they didn’t play cards according to the routine, and the plot became more and more crooked.

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The more he wrote in the diary, the further the story went from the main story.

The more he wrote to set up the heroine with MC like it’s supposed to be, the closer they got with the villain (Jiang Mu).

The more he wrote in the diary, the stronger he got. (Although happy, but it’s troubling when he had to take a beating. And it doesn’t hurt at all, had to put an extra effort’s in his villain acting skills.)

Nothing ever goes as he wishes.

Wang Yanqing’s father died in battle. She was adopted as an orphan by the Marquis of Zhenyuan. She loved Fu Tingzhou for ten years and would go through fire and water for him. However, this woman carried a family history full of scars, and ultimately, Fu Tingzhou sought another woman to marry.

Ten years of effort turned out to be a joke.

Fu Tingzhou accompanied his fiancé to buy incense outside the city, completely forgetting that it was Wang Yanqing’s birthday. On the road, they encountered an ambush and Fu Tingzhou became busy protecting his fiancée. While defending Fu Tingzhou, Wang Yanqing lost her footing and fell into a cliff.

After waking up, she lost her memory and only knew that she had to repay her gratitude. The man sitting in front of her bed smiled and reached out to touch her head: “Qing Qing, have you forgotten? You were plotted against by the Fu family and lost your memory.” We’ve always known each other; we were childhood sweethearts.

She didn’t know that the man sitting in front of her was the renowned commander of the Imperial Guards, Lu Heng. He was also an old enemy of the Fu family. He was the main culprit of the assassination attempt on Fu Tingzhou that resulted in Wang Yanqing falling off the cliff.

After Wang Yanqing was taken, Fu Tingzhou went crazy. Fu Tingzhou rushed to the imperial guards desperately. Just as he asked Wang Yanqing to leave with him, he was stabbed by her sword.

Fu Tingzhou looked up in shock to see her acting coquettishly with another person: “Older brother, I caught the Fu traitor.”

Wang Yanqing didn’t know that after she walked away, Lu Heng drove the sword deeper and smiled at Fu Tingzhou: “Thanks for taking care of Qing Qing for the past few years. What a pity. Now she is mine.”