Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.
[The new book has just started accepting subscriptions; subscriptions will increase later...]
[New book by a veteran author + fast-paced, satisfying story + multiple female leads + no cuckolding + no rebirth + female lead's intense regret + persistent pursuit of her husband + slow pace]
Three years of love couldn't compare to a single act of kindness and concern from a younger brother.
On Su Jingxi's birthday, his wife Chen Wanqing was completely unaware of his presence and was making excuses to go out and accompany her godbrother. Su Jingxi hadn't been after her money anyway.
She actually forgot her own birthday and rushed out that day to accompany her godbrother to meet her parents.
After he left, his wife desperately tried to persuade him to stay.
Su Jingxi, however, showed no mercy whatsoever.
Are they just waiting to be cheated on if they don't get a divorce?
Even if you're reluctant to part with it, it's none of my business!
The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text...
【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】
[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]
To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...
[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]
Ye Fei: I traveled through time?
Where is the gold finger?
none!
What about the system?
none!
Where are the original owner’s memories?
none!
I should be a handsome guy, right?
So ugly!
How the hell can I survive three episodes?
Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?
Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?
Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?
Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.
Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?
Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!
Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?
Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?
Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?
Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!
Ye Fei: ...
After waking up, Han Li found himself traveling to a parallel world.
The neon here clicked on the wrong cultural tree.
The comics industry has lost talent, with only Death, Fire and Ocean left. All the familiar works from previous lives are gone.
There is no JOJO, no Slam Dunk, no Death Note, no Freelian...
But Han Li is just a failed painter?
I am urged by the editor to submit my manuscript every day, but no one reads it when I hand it in.
The only thing he became famous for was when a well-known up-loader on Bilibili analyzed his paintings and found that there was not a single straight line in the entire work, making it a laughing stock on the entire Internet.
[Ding, the emotion value has reached the standard, do you want to redeem the complete collection of original paintings of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" (with Araki's 30-year-old painting skills + Kishimoto's perspective skills)? ]
During an interview ten years later, the reporter looked at this world-class cartoonist and asked respectfully, "Which work are you most proud of?"
Han Li smiled and said, "Next one."
What? This old thief has been creating masterpieces one after another for ten years. He just said Eva was his final work two days ago, but he changed his mind today?
The reporter asked excitedly: "What is the name of your next work?"
Han Li stretched out his fingers and counted carefully: "Fullmetal, Giant, Stone Gate..."
"Forget it, let's just use the giant."
Colleagues who were squatting in front of the TV waiting for Han Li to announce his retirement speech,
The vicious editor who has been trying to ruin Han Li's reputation for ten years,
JO fans who are still looking forward to the sequel of JOJO,
Once again fell into despair.
The Sixth Prince did not want to fight for the throne and decided to be a playboy.
In order to make others believe him, he deliberately married a blind woman and spread the word all over the world that a blind person could not be a queen. Don't worry, I have no bad intentions.
His father, the old emperor, sneered: "I was also a playboy when I was young, and later I seized the throne. Do you think I will believe you?"
His nephew, Taisun, had doubts in his eyes: "Sixth Uncle, you have so many talented people around you, I am really worried!"
The most important thing is that his wife had just given birth and she was looking at him with her bright eyes!!!
The Sixth Prince almost knelt down before her: "Aren't you blind?"
The blind woman smiled gently: "Your Highness, you are talking nonsense. How could someone as good as your Highness be blind?"
The Sixth Prince was about to cry: "My mother, she's going to kill me! What should I do? I can't really rebel!"
The blind woman smiled again: "Your Highness, why not?"
Many years later, Qingyu, who has become a battle legend, a master champion, and the only big anchor on Poké TV, faced an interview with a reporter with a serious face:
"Some people always say that the current hellish battle environment is all my fault."
"Then let me ask you, what is Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds? Did I also teach Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard?"
"Answer me! Looking my eyes!"
The next day.
"The current hellish battle environment is all my fault."
"Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds, Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard were also taught by me."
Excerpted from Qingyu's original words.
——"Qishu Qishu Channel"
Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?
Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.
But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!
[Magical Masked Meow]
[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)
[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)
[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!
[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...
Five years ago, Su Jing traveled to a parallel world where monsters were rampant.
He transformed into Kamen Rider Zero-One, suppressed monsters and other knights, became the strongest knight, and maintained peace and order!
But because of the use of the hastily made Zero-One Driver, his body was already broken and he could no longer fight.
After two years of recuperation, he returned again, but was identified as the suspect of killing Kamen Rider Saber and would be tried! He
knew that this was just an unfounded excuse.
The real purpose was that his childhood sweetheart Yan Qingxue, who had co-founded the Knights Association with him, didn't want him to go back to fight for power, so he killed the donkey after he had done his work, and the bow was put away after the bird was gone!
Faced with an unfounded trial, Su Jing decisively chose to load the World Destroyer System and became the World Destroyer Decade!
"Judge me?"
"I am the founder of the Knights Association! Who can judge me, who dares to judge me...
Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?
Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!
Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?
Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!
Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?
Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!
By chance, Qi Tian traveled to a new world and fell in love online with Leng Qingbai, a second-generation military officer from this world.
Having lived two lives, he knew very well that if he did nothing, he would never be able to have a happy ending with Leng Qingbai.
So Qi Tian resolutely agreed to the request of his family elders and embarked on a military career.
After joining the army, Qi Tian started from the training base, fought back all the way and became a legend!
Leng Qiangguo: Who says this son-in-law is bad? This son-in-law is amazing!
Qi Dafa: My son is just a little yellow-haired boy, why do we have to open a family tree for him?!