This book solemnly promises that you can criticize the author, but please don't criticize me after you've criticized the author!

The protagonist is a transmigrator with a relatively open mind. He suffered some torment, which led him to become a heretical cultivator.

Although his style of doing things was somewhat extreme, at least he cleaned things up thoroughly, leaving no future troubles.

[Beast Taming Transformation + Race Sequence + Forced Contract]

On the blue planet, monsters roam freely.

Su Chen has been in the world of Earth for two and a half years. Just a second before the college entrance examination, he finally awakens his own cheat system – the achievement system.

You can earn various rewards by achieving certain accomplishments.

And his first reward was...

[Forced Contract: The host can forcibly form a contract with any monster they come into contact with; the monster cannot refuse!]

Not only can it forcibly contract wild monsters, but it can even forcibly contract other people's contracted monsters!

The National College Entrance Examination (Gaokao) has begun!

Who would have thought that the school beauty of Yecheng No. 1 High School was actually a demon beast, and a nine-tailed fox demon beast, the seventh in the race sequence!

Su Chen looked at the Forced Contract skill in his hand, and a bold idea immediately popped into his mind.

Such a charming nine-tailed fox, shouldn't we force her into a contract and bring her home?

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As Su Chen's level increased, he encountered more and more transformed monsters, and the situation became increasingly strange.

Azure Phoenix Songstress, Vampire Queen, Snow Maiden Lolita...

All the others could say was, "We told you to tame beasts, not goddesses!"

[Lighthearted Slice of Life] + [Single Female Lead] + [No System] + [No Rebirth]

Jiang Ning is an obscure online novelist who is passionate about romance novels.

Because his parents were going back to their hometown to visit relatives, the task of taking his younger sister to school for registration fell to him.

What I thought was just a regular school registration was actually the beginning of a new chapter in my life.

Jiang Wan: "Brother, do you like Teacher Zhang? I think Teacher Zhang is great, and I want her to be my sister-in-law!"

He refused to let his sister be his wingman, but he couldn't refuse her insistence.

Thanks to her younger sister's tireless efforts, Jiang Ning went to school every few days and her interactions with the homeroom teacher became increasingly close.

Until one day in the future, Jiang Ning received another call from his homeroom teacher, asking him to come to the school.

Jiang Ning: "Teacher, I'm sorry, my sister has gotten into trouble again."

Class teacher: "No, your sister has been behaving very well lately and hasn't caused any trouble."

"So why did you call me to the school?"

"I miss you, is that not allowed?"

After officially getting together with her homeroom teacher, Jiang Ning became increasingly skilled at writing romance novels, which unexpectedly became popular.

Seeing that Jiang Ning's career was on the right track, his mother began to urge him to bring his girlfriend home.

When Jiang Ning brought his girlfriend home, his mother was stunned.

You were asked to take your sister to school, and you started dating the teacher?

Ye Xiao transmigrated to a parallel world and bound himself to the Pokémon Popularization System.

As long as the word "Pokémon" becomes popular enough, he can exchange it for all kinds of advanced technologies.

So, Ye Xiao and his team worked day and night to make an animation, pushing the Pokémon anime to national popularity, and the system’s popularity progress reached 1%.

And just 1% popularity unlocked a complete brain-computer interface technology?

Originally intending to just make animations honestly, Ye Xiao suddenly had a bold idea: Virtual Pokémon!

When he announced his company’s next plan, the fans were all stunned.

Wait, you're making great animations—why are you developing virtual Pokémon?

You're just an animation company—can you even make a game?

Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.

[The new book has just started accepting subscriptions; subscriptions will increase later...]

[New book by a veteran author + fast-paced, satisfying story + multiple female leads + no cuckolding + no rebirth + female lead's intense regret + persistent pursuit of her husband + slow pace]

Three years of love couldn't compare to a single act of kindness and concern from a younger brother.

On Su Jingxi's birthday, his wife Chen Wanqing was completely unaware of his presence and was making excuses to go out and accompany her godbrother. Su Jingxi hadn't been after her money anyway.

She actually forgot her own birthday and rushed out that day to accompany her godbrother to meet her parents.

After he left, his wife desperately tried to persuade him to stay.

Su Jingxi, however, showed no mercy whatsoever.

Are they just waiting to be cheated on if they don't get a divorce?

Even if you're reluctant to part with it, it's none of my business!

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text...

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

After waking up, Han Li found himself traveling to a parallel world.

The neon here clicked on the wrong cultural tree.

The comics industry has lost talent, with only Death, Fire and Ocean left. All the familiar works from previous lives are gone.

There is no JOJO, no Slam Dunk, no Death Note, no Freelian...

But Han Li is just a failed painter?

I am urged by the editor to submit my manuscript every day, but no one reads it when I hand it in.

The only thing he became famous for was when a well-known up-loader on Bilibili analyzed his paintings and found that there was not a single straight line in the entire work, making it a laughing stock on the entire Internet.

[Ding, the emotion value has reached the standard, do you want to redeem the complete collection of original paintings of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" (with Araki's 30-year-old painting skills + Kishimoto's perspective skills)? ]

During an interview ten years later, the reporter looked at this world-class cartoonist and asked respectfully, "Which work are you most proud of?"

Han Li smiled and said, "Next one."

What? This old thief has been creating masterpieces one after another for ten years. He just said Eva was his final work two days ago, but he changed his mind today?

The reporter asked excitedly: "What is the name of your next work?"

Han Li stretched out his fingers and counted carefully: "Fullmetal, Giant, Stone Gate..."

"Forget it, let's just use the giant."

Colleagues who were squatting in front of the TV waiting for Han Li to announce his retirement speech,

The vicious editor who has been trying to ruin Han Li's reputation for ten years,

JO fans who are still looking forward to the sequel of JOJO,

Once again fell into despair.

The Sixth Prince did not want to fight for the throne and decided to be a playboy.

In order to make others believe him, he deliberately married a blind woman and spread the word all over the world that a blind person could not be a queen. Don't worry, I have no bad intentions.

His father, the old emperor, sneered: "I was also a playboy when I was young, and later I seized the throne. Do you think I will believe you?"

His nephew, Taisun, had doubts in his eyes: "Sixth Uncle, you have so many talented people around you, I am really worried!"

The most important thing is that his wife had just given birth and she was looking at him with her bright eyes!!!

The Sixth Prince almost knelt down before her: "Aren't you blind?"

The blind woman smiled gently: "Your Highness, you are talking nonsense. How could someone as good as your Highness be blind?"

The Sixth Prince was about to cry: "My mother, she's going to kill me! What should I do? I can't really rebel!"

The blind woman smiled again: "Your Highness, why not?"

Transmigrating into my own novel? Even as a villain, knowing the plot would make me invincible, right? Turns out, the world I transmigrated into is actually a composite novel world, and I'm destined to be a minor villain in the early stages! No worries~ I get rewards every time I steal an opportunity from a protagonist! Who says novel villains have no future? A medical saint descends the mountain? The Dragon King returns? ...With me here, don't even think about stirring up trouble!