[Farming + Village + Hegemony + Violent Joy + Military Generals + No Revenge Left Behind]
"Fengzi, do you want a wife?"
"Wife? Village chief, I want her!"
"If you want, join the army! Follow the rebels! Give them wives and food!"
"Okay, village chief!"
......
Three years later.
"The emperor of the new dynasty returns home in glory? Passing by our Zhaojia Village?"
"Hey! Fengzi...are you done with the battle?"
"No... No, oh my god! Meet His Majesty the Emperor!"
......
The introduction is weak, please read the main text!
【Suspense + Fantasy + Madness + Confusion + Decisive Killing + No System】
In a cave.
"Disciple, do you want to become an immortal?"
Looking at the companion who was suspected to be used as a medicinal material...
"Master, I am willing."
"Okay, then you are my disciple, ranked 20th, Taoist name Ziwei!"
"Thank you Master for the Taoist name."
"Disciple eats immortal pills."
"Okay Master."
"Disciple, I will teach you how to move your Qi."
"Okay Master."
"Disciple, you are about to ascend, your senior brother is waiting for you above!"
"Okay Master...ah?"
The eyes went dark, and then brightened.
"Welcome to ascend, little junior brother!"
"Wait, senior brother, why are you wearing a mental illness suit?"
Crossing into a utopia where everyone lies down and is entertained to the death, Ye Xun is not an artsy youth. He specializes in curing mental exhaustion. He pulls out Battlefield: Warhammer 40k, where the desperate battlefield awakens his fighting spirit and death reshapes the human soul.
The Hundred Schools of Thought Contend in Assassin's Creed: Pre-Qin
The intrigue and treachery of Total War: Three Kingdoms
The cyber hell of *Dorman 2077*... queuing for medical treatment.
Who says entertainment is the death of humanity? I use the ninth art to prolong the life of civilization!
This is a world of immortal cultivation where rituals and music have collapsed.
In order to compete for the luck of heaven and earth and the faith of all living beings, all immortal sects, powerful people, and geniuses are bragging crazily.
Wang Xiu traveled here and bound to the "bragging system".
As long as he heard others bragging, he could get rewards and become stronger on the spot.
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting mana +9999! ]
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Great Dragon Demon Subduing Golden Body! ]
[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Chaos Holy Body! ]
...
After tasting the sweetness.
Wang Xiu began to mingle in various social occasions and make friends.
As long as someone brags, there must be Wang Xiu who actively supports and shouts "666" to give the other person enough face.
He looks like a banished immortal, loves to listen to people bragging, and has a particularly sweet mouth.
Gradually, Wang Xiu became the "hot cake" of the entire world of immortal cultivation.
Countless geniuses and fairies announced in public:
[Brother Wang, I'm protecting you! [Those who bully my brother will be punished by the whole world!]
This situation lasted for a long time.
...
Until later.
Wang Xiu accidentally killed him with a punch, and led millions of demon troops to invade and swept away the Shura Evil Emperor of the nine holy places.
The atmosphere suddenly became subtle!
Entering a clichéd female novel world by accident. As long as he changes the negative perceptions of four female protagonists towards men, he can return to the real world with a reward of one billion. At first, Ji Mu thought this was a way to get rich, but as time went by, he gradually realized that something was wrong.
“System, didn’t you tell me that these female protagonists extremely despise men, and no matter how good I am to them, it would purely be a friendship?”
As Ji Mu looked at the few female protagonists in front of him, their cheeks blushing, their eyes filled with pink hearts, and constantly closing in on him, he broke out in a cold sweat, shrinking into a corner and shaking.
“I’m going to ask you one last time, are you really sure that this is just pure friendship?”
[Host, forget about friendship, do you know what a juicer is?]
Faced with the system’s sudden nonsensical question, he swallowed nervously, feeling an increasingly ominous premonition.
“W-what do you mean?”
[Just a friendly reminder…]
The system paused, its tone filled with helplessness and despair.
[All four of them are in front of you.]
…
If you were simultaneously pursued by beautiful girls with different personalities, what would you choose?
Only children make choices; normal people know to turn around and run.
“I can’t even handle one, let alone four!”
Ji Mu desperately clung to the doorframe and struggled in desperation before being dragged into the room: “System, save me!!!”
"Three months is too short, you haven't passed my test yet."
"I'm a slow burner, and I hope you understand."
“……”
Looking at the message sent to him by the blind date, Ding Ge was speechless.
After getting along for three months, I thought we could be together smoothly today, but I didn't expect that there would be a test.
Thinking of this, Ding Ge gave up decisively.
Test?
Only the state can test me? What are you.
Unexpectedly, Chu Nan participated in the blind date organized by the unit the next day and ran into a girl.
"Brother, can you give me a contact information?"
"Oops, I bought two movie tickets, I don't know if you'd like to accompany me."
"Hey, hey, hey, do you want to think about it together."
I've seen people who are slow to heat, who can withstand a girl who plays a straight ball.
And when Ding Ge was officially announced, the blind date went crazy.
"No, it's official?"
"Or my cousin?"
"Sure enough, there is no good guy in the boys."
Seeing the series of messages sent by the other party, Ding Ge was speechless.
You said you were slow to heat, what happened when I turned around and left?
It's supernatural and a little scary.
Suspenseful, and a little mind-bending.
I'm serious, it's hilarious!
That system must be unreliable.
The Ghostly App is officially launched, and all sorts of bizarre and outlandish supernatural stories are about to begin!
Unconditionally start simulation, simulated harvest full inheritance, abstract, funny, hide, kill decisively]
[The plot simulation of the main story is very long, the death will not be inexplicable, there is only one female protagonist, and 99% of the length is simulation (please do not read if you mind)]
After traveling through time, He Yu only wanted to marry the beautiful daughter of his savior, have children, and live an ordinary life.
But he awakened the simulator plug-in.
The simulator can simulate He Yu's entire life and bring back everything he has gained in the simulation, including cultivation, items, etc.
Moreover, He Yu’s simulator is very special. There are no restrictions on starting the simulation, and you can start it anytime and anywhere.
Excited He Yu started a simulation right away.
You enter the simulation
[You are blocked in the backyard room by your future brother-in-law]
He wants to fuck you
[You committed suicide by backhanding yourself, thus avoiding being poked in the eye]
You are dead
[End of this simulation]
He Yu was stunned by such a wild plot.
But after the shock, He Yu's face turned fierce: "If you want to make my butt smear, I will make your head move!"
"Simulator! On!!"
I have been a substitute for three years. Now, after donating blood to the three wives' Bai Yueguang a hundred times, I have disappeared from their lives.
After the three wives knew about it, they went crazy and made thousands of phone calls and sent tens of thousands of text messages.
"Husband, I did something wrong. I am sorry to our mother. You can beat me or scold me. But please don't leave me..."
"Husband, I'm sorry. I kowtow to you. I will never make mistakes again. Please come back first, okay?"
"Husband, don't leave me, I will go crazy! I can't live without you!"
"Husband, where are you? Please tell me! Husband, please answer the phone!"
After returning to Beijing, I changed my mobile phone card and blocked all contact information of the three wives. The world was quiet.
Three months later, I heard that the companies of the three wives went bankrupt one after another, and they were cheated penniless by Bai Yueguang.
Now, they are looking for me like crazy.
I think it's funny. If I had known this would happen, why did I do it in the first place? Why are you anxious now?
Protagonists: Ye Yunshen, Shen Qingqiu
I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money!
It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money?
I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare.
"It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?"
"It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?"
"We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?"
"We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?"
…
"Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?"
"It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"."
Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!