Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.

In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.

After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”

Thus…

On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”

This is a land filled with war and death, chaos and bloodshed. Every sound of the trigger will bring about a tragic chain reaction.

Every time a bullet is released, it is the beginning of an avalanche.

But the strong wind caused by the high temperature of aluminum heat will eventually burn out all opponents.

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As soon as Chen Zhongsheng opened his eyes, he was trapped on the battlefield.

In order to survive, he had to embark on the road of selling force as a mercenary.

In the chaotic land, relying on the experience accumulated in his previous life, he planned to give those mud-legged people who had never seen the world a little shock from the strongest light infantry.

From gas tank cannons to CQB tactics, from civilian-to-military drones to the most powerful 50-meter Xu Jin barrage in the history of war.

As for guerrillas, field battles, insertions, and raids?

In this regard, we are the ancestors!

Year after year, Chen Chen's mercenary group turned into PMC and then into a defense company.

When his name resounded throughout the private military field, he suddenly recalled:

At first, I just wanted to go back to China!

Regular version: One hundred thousand years ago, the way of heaven suddenly collapsed, and the nine heavens and ten earths entered the era of difficulty. There was no longer a heavenly emperor in the world.

Thousands of years later, a mysterious young man who talked like crazy, dressed in white and wielding a sword, walked out of the deserted land with a black crow, and became famous all over the world.

Pretentious version: The law of heaven collapses, eternal chaos occurs, the world is in turmoil when a young man is born; the white clothes are old, the heart remains unchanged, and the world is turned upside down in a single thought!

Aliens appear, all races are afraid, one person and one sword suppress the sky; reincarnation begins, hell returns, and the true name is praised on the road to eternal life!

Five years ago, his father’s company was framed by someone, and he lost his money. Jiang Beichen suffered humiliation in front of his relatives in order to treat his father’s illness, and was even ruthlessly abandoned by his fiancee, and finally sank into the river.

Five years later, he added glory to his body and returned strongly, not only sweeping away all abuses and avenging his father, but also standing on the top of Kyushu, overlooking the world.

In the 21st century, the league has entered the era of small balls, the decline of centers, the rise of point guards, and three-pointers become king. This is how a new era has arrived.

Anxi, who was almost forced to return to China, got a damaged jersey before the draft. He got the jersey system, three-pointers and defense, making him the best role player in the league, and the hardworking Anxi also looks forward to one day becoming a real player. Superstar.

"Mr. Xu, are you really a heavenly master?"

"If it's fake, it's more real than gold!"

"I heard that your reputation in the spooky circle is very bad. One spook even called the police to say that you were threatening him?"

"impossible!"

"not me!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Xu Yang clenched the thousand-year-old peach wood sword in his hand and said, "What is that sly one calling? Do you dare to let him confront me face to face?"

(PS: This book is also known as: "This Heavenly Master is Too Cruel" and "Become Stronger by Being Scared".)

A sword cultivator must be pure.

Love must be exclusive.

One sword by my side, one love for a lifetime.

No matter the mountains and rivers, no matter the realm—slaying immortals, vanquishing demons, killing gods, cleaving the heavens—I will only follow my path, and I will only search for her, my one true love...

Li Jue traveled back to the Qin Dynasty era and became an executioner who sought out the yin gate, beheading criminals.

However, unfortunately, the evil spirit entered the body and almost lost his life. Fortunately, he obtained the yin and yang life and death scroll, and he could get the corresponding reward when he executed the prisoner.

Li Jue began a career of beheading prisoners. When he was invincible and lonely in the world, he met a monkey to worship.

The monkey claimed to be from the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, and Li Jue immediately understood that this was not a Gaowu Daqin, but a Daqin during the Journey to the West.

And others have already killed enough, and the next step is to kill demons, ghosts, immortals, gods, and Buddhas, and the rewards are getting richer and richer…

A river song, triggered a legend of the rivers and lakes.

Tian Zun’s life motto: “My sword is the truth.”

Shen Lang’s life motto: “To serve people with morality, those who are dissatisfied are dead.” (translated)