A two-dimensional military house rushed through the street with a system to reach 00, becoming a glorious mechanic of heaven and man, whether it is a loss of human nature or a distortion of morality.

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"Do you know?" (Not criticizing Deng Xiaoping and others, just a normal CP)

"That witch from the East can defeat trolls without a wand! And she can even summon trolls! Why would she defeat a troll after she summons it?"

"Shh! Don't you know she can also summon a basilisk?! Remember in second grade? I heard Pansy see the cat "die" and she immediately said: At! The basilisk was really summoned by Astrella.

"..." Honestly, Astella was also very tired! As a time traveler from the East, she was also very annoyed because she knew the ending and details of Harry Potter, and she didn't want to do it either┐（─__─）┌.

The Eastern wizard Astrala also had another name: Jane Shi. She came from the Chinese School of Magic and had been doing well until she traveled to this school decades ago. She was sold off by the old fox of a headmaster—yes, sold off to Hogwarts.

Chen Mo, an ordinary young man from Earth, was transformed into Tom, a blue cat, due to a mistake by the world consciousness of Tom and Jerry. Since Tom wasn't the person the world consciousness wanted, it had no choice but to throw him into the Beng Iron City. "What a joke? This is your origin?" Black Tower of the Genius Club stared at the lively blue cat before him, his mind reeling.

What?! Skills don't require personal training, just cultivation points, and you can reach max level in no time? That's not all! With fusion points, you can even fuse skills, turning basic skills into god-level ones?! Yi Shuihan silently wiped away non-existent drool. "Coach, I want to play basketball! Oh, no, system, I need cultivation points, or fusion points if that doesn't work!"

[Slaying God Fanfiction + No Female Lead + Invincible]

When Moye, who was schizophrenic and extremely paranoid, was watching Zhan Shen, she was hit by a dump truck and fell into Zhan Shen's world. She became a patient of Sunshine Mental Hospital.

Fortunately, the acting Evil Sword Immortal has awakened - [Evil Spirit Ni Tian].

"Well... I can do that."

"Call me a psycho? I think you want to fight me to the death!"

"Bah! What's wrong with me seeing that Shen Mi can't walk? I'm going to torture him to death."

What split personality? That's my protective color!

What tyranny and bigotry? You don't understand me at all!

Can't this form a special team?

Sorry, I'm just one person, it's just a small team!

Lifting Loki's chin with one hand, Moye smiled brightly, "Little friend, I heard you're a good liar, but why don't you lie? How can you be my power bank like this!?"

When Cthulhu descended, Moye was sitting with her legs crossed, on vacation with Xia Simeng at Shenlong Pass. She lifted her glasses and said slowly, "Go play somewhere else. You're blocking my light."

"Please, Evil God, take action!" The guards at Shenlong Pass clasped their hands together and said, "Repel the enemy!"

"What's the question? Haha! I'll find an office building to recharge first."

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

Su Qing'an wants to be the one who can bring happiness to Fu Hua. To that end, even in the bleakest worldlines and the most hopeless futures, he can tolerate a purgatory far more terrifying than his past.

[Current timeline in the book: Pre-civilization Canghai City - Main storyline Changkong City - Main storyline Changkong City - Pre-civilization - Yunmo Period]

I dedicate this article as a million-dollar love letter to the Immortal.

In the sixth year of the apocalypse, betrayed by both her boyfriend and best friend, and witnessing her father's murder, Shi Yilan travels back two days before the apocalypse.

48 hours until the natural disaster strikes, after which cities collapse, morality collapses, civilization regresses, and humanity enters a dark age.

Fortunately, she had the space; unfortunately, she didn't have enough money.

Getting back the money spent on that jerk is no problem with my Huabei credit card; I can even get a free purchase at the end.

Seize the time, race against the clock, and stock up like crazy!

With abundant resources, they established an orderly life in a chaotic era.

The boy answered casually but traveled to another world...

Heaven is merciless, leaving him with only an internet cafe and a system to fend for himself. To survive, he must keep running the exorbitantly priced internet cafe. Amidst laughter and fury, internet cafes proliferate, and amidst the scramble for supremacy, I become a knife in the struggle, free and unfettered, avenging vengeance with delight. A single thought can spell eternal damnation, or a single sword can bring the heavens to their knees...