Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

At the end of science, humanity has reshaped the mysticism of ancient times with technology. Qigong practitioners and swordsmen of this new world roam cities and ruins, perpetuating endless wars with artificial flying swords and nuclear fusion elixirs.

Travel far and wide to witness a magnificent feast in the human world and behold the splendor of humankind!

...

Wielding a sword alone, I will encounter ghosts and gods of the world!

QQ group: 94495795

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.

My name is Chihaya Aine. I just returned from England and suddenly regained my memories from the first playthrough. Is this the world of the second playthrough? Not only that, but the other members of the original band seem a little different? No worries, I'll still be in a band for life in the second playthrough! ...........But why do they seem even more feminine after forming the band? "I...I don't have that kind of interest!" Souyo: "It's okay if you do, right?" Takamatsu Akari: "Aine...likes..." Riki: "Take responsibility!" Rakuna: "Enjoy—'Spring Shadow' (deeply meaningful)"

Dumped by her boyfriend, her innocence ruined, and falsely accused of being a prostitute at school, Jiang Lai felt hopeless and prayed for the world to end soon.

But when Japan, disregarding global opposition, discharged nuclear wastewater into the ocean, the end times truly arrived!

When her loved ones were murdered, zombies roamed the land, and even a bite to eat or a sip of water became a luxury, Jiang Lai regretted her decision and began to humbly beg for survival. She finally managed to join a vaccine research team, but while escorting blood samples, she was surrounded by zombies and detonated a grenade...

Reborn, she vows never to live a cowardly life again. She proves her innocence, tramples on the scumbag, and feeds her heartless relatives to zombies. Jiang Lai vows to protect her family and never repeat the mistakes of her previous life!

But can anyone tell her that the person lying on her bed right now, crying and begging for comfort, is really the ruthless, feared zombie king from the apocalypse?

[I, Song Wen, a five-time League of Legends champion, was lifting my fifth trophy when I saw the words "You were killed by a dump truck" on the big screen.] "So you mean I'm a character in a book? The LPL in the real world gets crushed by the Koreans every day, and I'm just a product of your imagination?" "It's okay, I'm the chosen one. Since I'm here, I'm the champion! Uzi and Faker are nothing!" "Damn it, a mere Silver player trying to hinder my progress? Bring on another billion rounds!" [I, Wang Ke, a struggling novelist. Just as I was about to run away after another poorly written novel, the protagonist jumped out of the book.] "Dude, you finally transmigrated, why do you have to play games?" "Have you ever played professionally? Don't talk nonsense, don't just assume things." "Okay, since you insist on playing professionally, then..."

【Fan fiction + slight magic modification + system + imagination + reversal】

At the foot of Mount Longhu, a rag stall was erected.

Grandmaster Quan Xing squatted on the bluestone slab and picked up the yellow paper: "Little Taoist priest, give me ten sheets of this photocopied talisman paper!"

The second-in-command of the Tianxiahui held a green bean in his hand and glared, "Heavenly Eye Green Beans? I want a hundred of them, money is not a problem!"

Zhang Xuanyi was flipping through the account book with a dogtail grass in his mouth. There was a pile of unopened Fist Soul Candies at his feet - the third wave of aliens lined up for his shabby stall today.

"System prompt: Today's sales have reached the target, unlocking the reverse destiny-changing compass."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be so anxious!"

He waved at the crowd, "Scan the code to register first. As usual for credit purchases—use your most valuable treasure as collateral!"

When the strange people of the Gaowu era vie to become returning customers, this shabby stall at the foot of Longhu Mountain is about to be turned upside down!

#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages ​​is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>

My name is Song Yunxiang, and I'm the last surviving Star Soul Master. In that great war, I was defeated, and all of humanity was wiped out. When I woke up again, I was transported back sixty years, before anything had happened! I still have a chance to save them! My soul was flawed, destined to be a useless person. Now, there's still a chance to start over! I will definitely save you!