"That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs..."

"You agree?"

"How could that be! I, Ding Sui'an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!" Ding Sui'an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, "Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!"

"Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?"

[Group Portrait] + [Not Invincible] + [Filthy Talk] + [No IQ Loss] + [High IQ Protagonist] + [Unlimited Flow]

On his nineteenth birthday, Yan Bujin was handcuffed in the interrogation room, charged with serial dismemberment.

The surveillance evidence is irrefutable and the routes perfectly overlap.

"It's impossible to surrender myself. No one can set me free."

The bathroom blocked the loli bear and rode the old lady across the street.

Genius, bad taste, bad, no moral bottom line, handsome guy.

Many people say this about me

————Unexpressible self-reflection.

Possessing eyes that can see the future and a heart fervently pursuing "God," Xiao Xuan, despite being selfish and cold-blooded, accidentally enters the main divine dimension, embarking on a journey of killing and struggle. His goal is simple: "Either I can see the true God with my own eyes, or I can become a God myself!" This is the main divine dimension, a purgatory of human nature, where trust and betrayal intertwine, teammates and enemies transform; death dances with survival, cruelty collides with tenderness! — [Warning: This book contains a dark side of human nature... [Pure Little Dragon]

The time traveler, messing up fate, causing the sky to fall, is not in the cause and effect, and the believers are all over the kingdom of God! Open the way, remove the shackles, go against the Daluo, walk the ladder of heaven on the way, and ascend to the high seat of God!

Zhang Lin, the king of Holy Light duels, was smeared by his team and was forced to quit the online game professional league. In order to return to the top, he picked up his previous summoner trumpet and fought in Holy Light again, performing the return of the king. Summoners are the weakest in PK? No, everything is possible in Zhang Lin's hands! Play with the guild, burst the best equipment, come on! The hot-blooded battle ignites the passion. Zhang Lin and his friends stepped over the piles of corpses, and let the tears and laughter witness Zhang Lin's legendary online game life.

At the end of science, humanity has reshaped the mysticism of ancient times with technology. Qigong practitioners and swordsmen of this new world roam cities and ruins, perpetuating endless wars with artificial flying swords and nuclear fusion elixirs.

Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

Travel far and wide to witness a magnificent feast in the human world and behold the splendor of humankind!

...

Wielding a sword alone, I will encounter ghosts and gods of the world!

QQ group: 94495795

#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages ​​is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.