Yu Nian is a high school teacher. After being angered to death by a weird parent, she transmigrated into a cannon fodder female supporting role in a cultivation novel. She is extremely talented, but is just a stepping stone for the heroine.
In order to survive, Yu Nian ran away to a declining sect assigned by the system and set up his own sect, and also accepted three disciples.
The eldest disciple is a reborn villain, the second disciple is a bloodthirsty demon cultivator, and the third disciple is a genius poison doctor, all of them are on the verge of turning evil.
However, it’s not over yet. No matter where Yu Nian goes, there are always villains following her and becoming her apprentices.
Yu Nian fell into deep thought, silently looking at his [Righteous Immortal Master] system.
Is this re-employment for laid-off workers?
From then on, Yu Nian began to diligently train her apprentices. Although her apprentices were of good caliber, she gradually went astray.
Disciples: ...?
Why is Master more of a villain than us?
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
The past is the origin, the future is immortal;
open the mysterious door, see the past, the origin is the past;
reorganize the body, break the future, immortality is the future; is it to cultivate the
soul, see the past, and find the origin?
Or cultivate the body, grasp the future, and achieve immortality?
Cultivate the soul to find the past, cultivate the body to grasp the future, the origin is immortal, and transcend the universe.
Cultivate the soul: meditation, trance, big dream, state of mind, mirror image, evolution, supernatural power, past, origin
Cultivate the body: martial artist, martial arts apprentice, warrior, martial arts master, innate martial arts master, master, supernatural power, future, immortality
On a street in Tokyo, three or five people were lying on the ground, covered in blood and wounds. Two people stood among them, standing out from the crowd.
A man covered in scars was lying on the ground. He threw the dagger in his hand to the blond man in a black cloak standing beside him and said with lifeless eyes.
"Come on, Manjiro, kill me!"
The standing man's eyes narrowed and he spoke.
"I won't kill anyone, today..."
But before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the man on the ground.
"If you kill me today, everything will be resolved. You don't seem to be an adult yet, so you'll only spend a few years in jail. But if you don't kill me... over there, do you see that gasoline barrel? I brought it today to dispose of the body. If you don't kill me now, that barrel of gasoline will be poured at your doorstep tonight... Or maybe even in your house, on you, your father, your mother... Hahahahahahaha..."
As the injured man on the ground spoke, his expression became more ferocious and his voice became more perverted.
The man standing aside looked increasingly unhappy. He turned to look at the other men lying on the ground, their limbs crippled and completely unable to move. He didn't understand how these people had gotten into trouble with this man, who also seemed to have some mental issues...
While the man named Wanjiro was hesitating, another man beside him stepped forward, picked up the dagger, and looked down at the man on the ground with an increasingly fierce look in his eyes. Just as he made up his mind and slowly raised his hand.
A loud roar came from the intersection.
"Stop! Don't move! I'm Officer Murashita of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. Drop your weapon immediately! Hold your head and squat!"
The already-unordered order on Earth crumbled, ushering in a new era of coexistence of despair and hope.
Fanatical believers are like a raging fire, and paranoids are like a raging wave out of control; confused people are like flying catkins in the wind, and blindly following puppets are like duckweed on the water.
What kind of magnificent epic will they draw?
Where should humanity and all living things go?
Dumped by her boyfriend, her innocence ruined, and falsely accused of being a prostitute at school, Jiang Lai felt hopeless and prayed for the world to end soon.
But when Japan, disregarding global opposition, discharged nuclear wastewater into the ocean, the end times truly arrived!
When her loved ones were murdered, zombies roamed the land, and even a bite to eat or a sip of water became a luxury, Jiang Lai regretted her decision and began to humbly beg for survival. She finally managed to join a vaccine research team, but while escorting blood samples, she was surrounded by zombies and detonated a grenade...
Reborn, she vows never to live a cowardly life again. She proves her innocence, tramples on the scumbag, and feeds her heartless relatives to zombies. Jiang Lai vows to protect her family and never repeat the mistakes of her previous life!
But can anyone tell her that the person lying on her bed right now, crying and begging for comfort, is really the ruthless, feared zombie king from the apocalypse?
[Tomb robbing + suspense + treasure appraisal]
From south to north, the underworld, all kinds of people, over the years from youth to middle age, my drinking capacity has improved, and the years have passed.
I have come into contact with many strange people and things.
If you are interested, you may as well move in and listen to my experiences in the underworld.
In the beginning, when heaven and earth were separated into chaos, all kinds of demons and monsters claimed their own supremacy.
If anyone learns my Supreme Law, all gods and spirits in the human world will submit to me.
[No female lead] [Semi-invincible] [Explosive start] [Parallel world, supernatural setting] [Entire cast]
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The Taoist Supreme Master Li Changsheng series!
Li Changsheng, the younger brother of Laozi (Li Er), the founder of Taoism, made a grand vow: he would not ascend to immortality until all the evil spirits in the world were eradicated. He sealed his fighting power in the Five Sacred Mountains, leaving only a trace of his Taoist cultivation, and remained in the mortal realm for a thousand years.
It involves the knowledge system of the Five Arts of Taoism, some orthodox Taoism, folk magic religion, southwestern shamanism, and local folk culture legends.
Covering Bazi (Four Pillars of Destiny), Zi Wei Dou Shu (Purple Star Astrology), Qi Men Dun Jia, Plum Blossom Divination, Six Lines Divination, Xuan Kong Feng Shui, Jin Suo Yu Guan (Golden Lock Jade Gate Divination), Western Xuan (Western Xuan), Tarot, Astrology, etc...
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I will traverse the Three Mountains and Five Peaks, wander the human world, slay demons and monsters, and vow never to ascend to heaven.
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Literature conveys the Way, and art can communicate with the divine. Spreading the Dharma and benefiting all beings brings great fortune to the world!
What? You say cultivating immortality requires patience and hiding? Nonsense! Hide your head for what? If you're still timid while cultivating immortality, then forget it—go home and take care of your kids instead.
No frustration, no tortured protagonist, no forced suppression of cultivation. Do as you please—that’s what cultivation should be!
Everyone's already tired from work and school. If reading a novel still requires mental gymnastics, that’s just masochism. That’s why this book is all about simplicity and raw power
In a modern, high-tech martial arts city, the wandering Taoist priest Chen Luo unexpectedly awakens a trifecta of abilities: attribute points, lifespan infusion, and mastery training. From then on, he defies the ironclad rule of "aptitude determines one's life." With his venomous tongue, he navigates the worlds of wealthy families and ancient martial arts sects, rapidly mastering lost martial arts and deducing cutting-edge techniques while exposing the exploitation of the lower classes by resource monopolists. From a "useless Taoist priest" expelled from the Taoist temple to a stirring reformist leader, Chen Luo ultimately leads humanity's warriors to overcome a crisis of existential crisis.