I have a sword that can sweep away all earthly affairs. I have a book that can enlighten the demons of this world.
In this life, I revere neither heaven nor earth, and honor no gods. I seek only inner contentment and a clear conscience. Only wine can dispel a thousand sorrows, only my sword can cut down all injustice, and only my book can be passed down for ten thousand years, for tens of thousands of years, for hundreds of thousands of years.
A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!
…
In the vast and boundless universe, a crisis capable of overturning everything is quietly descending. A mysterious organization, attempting to use the enigmatic power of the "Viewing Time Space," seeks to restart the cosmic order. Their insane plan, like a surging undercurrent, is dragging the entire universe into an abyss of no return. To prevent this catastrophe, the four major forces—St. Freya Academy, Destiny, Anti-Entropy, and the World Serpent Organization—have no choice but to set aside their past grievances and join forces. They embark on an interstellar journey filled with unknowns and dangers, seeking ancient clues in lost lands and breaking through numerous defenses on the planet Warren. However, their path is fraught with peril. The mysterious organization's traps are everywhere, and mechanical giants and bizarre monsters attack one after another. Internal conflicts also rage within the united forces, with each faction harboring its own ulterior motives, and the scales of trust teetering on the brink of collapse amidst suspicion and disagreement. Kiana, Mei, and the other protagonists, each carrying their own unwavering convictions, persevere through this chaotic situation. Can they uncover the mysterious organization's shocking conspiracy amidst these numerous difficulties? Can the united forces resolve their internal conflicts, work together to control the power of the "Viewing Time and Space," and save this universe from collapse? In this ultimate battle concerning the fate of the universe, faith and betrayal, cooperation and conflict intertwine, and a magnificent interstellar adventure is slowly unfolding...
[Intimate scenes][1v1][No harem][School setting][Daily life]
[Transform into 100]
(So sweet, the later version of Luo Ling is super cute~)
"System, what happened to me?"
[Hey! You're Ehega!]
Luo Ling's eyes widened. "No way, I remember being quite chaste."
[Hehe! Host-chan isn't actually a 'hehega' (a vulgar expression), but she was just 'ga'ed (a vulgar expression) by someone else.]
Luo Ling, who had just been devastated, was unexpectedly bound to the "Cute to the Point of Tears" system and was reborn as a white-haired little loli!
A carefully orchestrated encounter brought Luo Ling and Bai Xiyue, the campus belle of Sujiang University, together.
...
Their story begins from there.
This article has been completed. Welcome everyone to continue watching the sequel "How to Be an Internet Celebrity Interstellar Explorer", which is the same as hard science fiction.
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【Biological Science Fiction】
A useless PI who can only rely on articles to graduate.
A rubbish project that is considered impossible to accomplish.
He actually created a virtual world entered through a brain-computer interface.
Opening up a new era of brain-computer integration...
ah? Is the 21st century really the century of life sciences?
Star Force is not only a mecha engine that can rewrite the laws of physics, but also a law machine that can distort reality and fantasy.
"The Princess of the Moon Face? Me?"
After Toyokawa Kiyoshi disappeared, Toyokawa Shoko was a little confused as she looked at the huge sky platform under her feet where she was taken by a group of people.
At first, I thought they were kidnapping me and demanding a ransom from the Toyokawa family. Just as I was about to explain that I had been kicked out of the Toyokawa family and was no longer worth anything, and was praying for them to let me go, a group of people asked me to lead them to recover the Moon's Face.
"Fuck you! Tianchen! You claim to be the queen, but you're just going to throw your king into the most dangerous place to fight monsters!"
"Your Majesty, let me explain. There is a reason for this."
"What explanation do you have? Go to my chambers and explain! I hope I can be as tough as you are!"
Yi Lan is dead.
But she came back to life.
Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.
One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself
【Notice】
1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!
2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.
3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!
As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.
And unfortunately, it died in pieces.
God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?
Yi Lan: Yes.
God: Then go and bring yourself back first.
Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.
God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.
Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.
Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration
Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System
Deep within the capital city, in the quiet, ancient alleys, lies Lin Chen, a seemingly gentle young man who carries the thousand-year legacy of the Northern Song Dynasty's "Wen Shu Ge" (Literary Pavilion). He can play the zither, evoking the totems of civilization and stunning the world; he can appraise and date treasures, making a decisive judgment at Panjiayuan Market; and he possesses both "a heart of zither and a heart of swordsmanship," his ancient martial arts moves imbued with the fantastical light and shadow of intangible cultural heritage, repelling enemies without a trace.
Faced with the Qin family's commercial strangulation, the "Black Cross" organization's cultural plunder, and the open and covert attacks of international forces, he joins hands with the gentle ancient book restorer Su Qingwan, the charming business queen Shen Mei, the fiery ancient martial arts successor Chu Yao, and the capable Interpol agent Ye Jinbao, navigating antique streets, auction houses, and cultural secrets.
From the capital to the world, he has used his unparalleled talent to blend intangible cultural heritage with technology and fantasy. Amidst political intrigue, business battles, and dialogues between civilizations, he has safeguarded the cultural heritage of China, making the name "Wen Shu Ge" resound throughout the world and writing a legend of civilization protection and global confrontation.
Please have a sweet and sour pork flavored mini cake~
[Cursed Episode + First-Person Perspective + Flower-Planting Rabbit + Friendship-Oriented, No Romance + Heaven and Curse + Mainly Slice of Life]
[The main character is male! A purebred male!!!]
My name is Jiang Yunqi. I am an ordinary flower-planting sorcerer who was forced to go to Japan as an exchange student after a mistake.
On my first day in Japan, I thought I should settle down properly, but one of my travel companions insisted on getting into a fight with me.
I decided to fight, but I think I went too far and accidentally made him cough up blood.
I scratched my face guiltily, noticing that his white hair had been dyed bright red.
Oh no, this kid didn't sign a liability waiver!
*
Having been in Japan for who knows how many days, I sighed silently while holding the mountain of reports, but something still felt off.
Wait a minute, has the Japanese sorcery community violated the "International Sorcery Uniform Agreement Act"?
Never mind, let's preserve the evidence first.
*
Two years and five months after arriving in Japan, I finally succumbed to the torment of rotten oranges, vomited blood, and collapsed to the ground.
Are you trying to make fun of me because I'm Japanese?
Upon waking up, I showed no mercy and, armed with the evidence I had gathered over the past two years, sued the Curse Supervision Association in the International Court of Justice for Curses.
The evidence was true, and the rotten oranges soon received news of a forced rectification.
With the starter trio becoming the starter family, the "iron rice bowl" (guaranteed job) for oranges (a type of Japanese anime/manga) has been lost.
The students at the college were all shocked.
Wait, their good days have just begun?
*
An interview many years later.
Reporter on the scene: "Mr. Jiang Yunqi, how did you manage to suppress the rotten oranges in one fell swoop?"
Faced with this question, I swallowed the sweet and sour pork in my mouth and fell into deep thought.
"Perhaps...because I understand the law?"
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Mine clearance at the end of Chapter 1
Take a bowl, fill it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five. Plant a toad and it becomes a train, plant a soybean and it becomes a tiger. Cultivate a skillful craft, enjoy a lifetime of happiness without suffering. There are 360 paths in life, but who rules each road? That carpenter is skilled, his ink lines divide yin and yang with a flick of his finger, his mortise and tenon joints subdue the eight directions. This blacksmith is capable, his furnace roars with iron fire, his hammer strikes a thousand times, splitting dawn and dusk. There's also a tailor with great ambition, his every thread shaping the world, his needle determining yin and yang. And then there's the cook with a ruthless heart, his iron stove burning like hell, his blade wielding wind and thunder, his bones as fuel. In Wansheng Prefecture, a thousand people, a thousand faces, ten thousand lives, ten thousand changes. Zhang Laifu stands in the sea of people, laughing triumphantly, "Come on, follow me and enjoy happiness!"