"Professor McGonagall has detected a tabby cat form, forced to masturbate for 30 seconds, reward: transfiguration talent!"

"A handicapped Voldemort was detected, help install the nose, reward: Parseltongue talent!"

"A domesticated phoenix Fox has been detected, and the domestication has been completed. Reward: Phoenix Nirvana!"

Looking at the heaven-defying missions released by the system, Rolf Scamander fell silent... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts!

Standing in front of you is——

Mythological card maker, [Tiangong] club president, [Yin Yin] project initiator, fairy god belief stream creator, folk series patriarch...

...

Ji Nian traveled through the card world and became a fledgling trainee card maker.

He also accidentally discovered that the knowledge of mythology in this world has long since disappeared.

At the beginning of the game, he encountered Yin soldiers crossing the border. In order to protect himself, he created [Bai Wuchang] without hesitation. Since then, he has embarked on a path of building a Chinese mythological deck and reducing the dimensionality of other worlds:

[Flying Zombie on Red Ground], [Strange Red Mansion], [Yan Luowang] present Chinese-style horror to the world!

[Youth Aloes], [Sloppy Old Way], [Ksitigarbha King] attract immortals and buddhas for thousands of miles!

[Luo Bao Copper Coin], [Seven Arrows with Nail Heads], [Red Sky Sword] The magical powers of the magical treasures amaze the world.

[Nuo God Scene], [Golden Silkworm Gu Jiang], [Huang Jiaxian] Weird taboos mess up the world.

A few years later, when the black dragon with the power of destroying the world came to the East China Sea, a child wearing a gold bracelet and wearing red silk came out of a barbecue restaurant on the street.

"It doesn't matter, I will make a move."

He said so.

One of the avenues is eternal and immortal, and the avenue is below.

There are three thousand worlds, divided into small, medium and large.

In each world, there are different parallel planes, such as the branch Tianlong and Eagle Shooting under the Legend of Jin Yong’s Heroes.

This is a story in which a dick wins gold fingers and travels through the heavens to achieve immortality!

Hundreds of years ago, the sacred unified empire was divided into nine due to civil strife. Britain is one of them.

The one who drew this sword is the king of Britain, and this is a legend left by the generations of Britain. The king is judged by the sword of the king. Then, the king died…

To put it simply, it means that a certain traverser was reborn into a new world after being fooled and spreading fire to become the King of Kings and burned him down, but… this world seems strange.

Protagonist: Fuck you, I read less, don’t lie to me.

Charlemagne and Alexander were heroes of the same time? Well, I take it as it is. But what’s the matter with the Shining of Babylon and Nobunaga of the island country? When Babylon disappeared, the people of the island country were still hanging on the tree as monkeys.

Are you telling me that they are the product of an era? However, Mao Wang is still very cute.

Finally, can anyone tell me why I can draw this sword in the stone?

“It’s okay to fall in love; however, growing up in a single-parent family, I have no interest in marriage.”

“Damn! I’ve already said that I’m not getting married, why are you still taking this so seriously?”

“I’m sorry, last night I was drunk.”

Zhu Zhengwei found that he could see other people’s dreams,

He quickly discovered that the brain of the human species was as deep as the sea of ​​stars.

The superficial consciousness of the cerebral cortex is like a storm, weird, bizarre, and fantasy. The deep consciousness records the secrets of human root genes. It is a huge treasure and a mysterious mining area.

So he used the human brain as a cloud server to form a huge world of deep consciousness.

(Sand table farming flow, deducing extraordinary civilization)

Rebirth In the ancient times before the Great God War, Li Changshou became a small gas-refining man. There was no luck to add body, nor a destined son of a big catastrophe. He only had a dream of immortality cultivation that wanted immortality.

In order to be able to live a life in the cruel floods, he tried hard not to cause cause and effect, killing people will raise their ashes, move in everything, and never easily step into danger.

Hidden cards, repair escape, alchemy poison, palm magic, unmoving steady like an old dog, a rock-shattering shock, and quietly leave after moving.

Originally Li Changshou’s plan, he would have been hiding in the mountains to practice spiritually and peacefully, until one year, his teacher thought quietly, and gave him… to take a sister back…

At the film premiere, the reporter saw the traces behind Xia Siyu’s neck: “What is this?”

Xia Siyu indifferently teased her long hair: “It was bitten by a mosquito.”

After returning home, Bo Yan pressed her against the wall with a playful and dangerous voice: “Mosquito? Do you want to review it for your wife?”

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Xia Siyu has a physique that is easy to get fat, and she is often ridiculed for getting fat: “Fat is as pregnant.”

One day she was ridiculed on hot search again, thinking it was still a joke. Unexpectedly, the actor replied: “Thank you for your blessings, the baby is three months old.”

Strong male and strong female, 1V1 double place, domineering royal sister + high cold male god

A wonder falling down from heaven! A boy possessed by strange blood! Gods tremble! Demons flee! A boy from the land of Dong Zhou. A pink skull as his sworn friend until death. A story of a determined warrior struggling for power. A legend that shakes the galaxy and disturbs the worlds of god, demon and man.

【Celebrity】【1V1】

Cold Su!

Taking on a heavy responsibility to become the so-called master of time and space… Forced to enter the mission world to fix loopholes, and look for those “mysterious outsiders” in various time and space!

Hidden reborn girl? Greedy transmigration girl? The jealous daughter of destiny?

NO! NO! NO!

These are a piece of cake!