Journey to the West: I Am in Heaven, the Jade Emperor Eavesdrops on My Thoughts

Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"