第1章 苟是门技术活

It's a technical job

[Changsheng + Gou Dao + Lao Liu + Playing Pigs to Eat Tigers + Fighting in Groups if You Can't Beat Them]
Avatar A: Even if I have to stay up all night, I will practice this technique to the peak level.
Avatar B: Even if I don’t eat or drink, I will still refine a furnace of top-grade elixir.
Avatar C: If Heaven had not given birth to me, the path of swordsmanship would have been like a long night forever.
Incarnation Ding: Wherever the Tao is, I will go there even if there are tens of thousands of people against me.
My Master: You guys keep on rolling, wait for me to wake up and then go to the brothel to listen to music at night!

【长生+苟道+老六+扮猪吃虎+打不过就群殴】
　　分身甲：即便不眠不休，我也要把这门功法修炼到巅峰境。
　　分身乙：即便不吃不喝，我也要炼一炉极品灵丹。
　　分身丙：天不生我某某某，剑道万古如长夜。
　　分身丁：道之所在，虽千万人吾往矣。
　　本尊：你们继续卷，等我睡醒了，晚上勾栏听曲！