第一章 木板飞车求生

Plank Racer Survival

Everyone travels through the survival world. Apart from a piece of wooden plank flying car, the only person who accompanied me was my ex-girlfriend's mother.
While others were still begging for a piece of fruit or a bottle of water, I was already hugging my beauty, eating a big meal, drinking Fat House Happy Water, and lighting a cigarette.
While others are still thinking about how to face the beast, the beast has already become my meal.
While others were still flying in the sky, I already had my own private territory and started farming.
Want to join me? Sorry, are you pretty? Or is your wife...

全民穿越求生世界，除了一块木板飞车以外，就只有前女友的母亲陪着我。
别人还在为一个水果，一瓶水苦苦哀求时，我已经搂着美人儿，吃着大餐，喝着肥宅快乐水，点着华子。
别人还在想着怎么面对野兽时，野兽已经成了我的盘中餐。
别人还在天上飞，我已经有了私人领地，开始了种田生活。
想要加入我？抱歉，你长得漂亮么？或者你媳妇她……