第1章 谢邀，人麻了，再也不想去娱乐圈了！

Thanks for the invitation. I’m tired and never want to go into the entertainment industry again!

After crossing into a parallel world, Lin Xia became a D-list celebrity teetering on the edge of obscurity. As everyone knows, the life of an 18th-tier star is tougher than a stray dog’s.

Life was hard, so Lin Xia got creative. To survive, he dove into a series of unconventional side gigs:

Day 1: House call to unlock a door—earned a hefty ¥200.

Day 2: Fortune-telling stall—raked in ¥500.

Day 3: Street-vending cartoon underwear—pocketed ¥800.

Day 4: Cooking massive village feasts—bagged ¥1,000.

Day 5: Playing the suona (Chinese horn) at funerals—earned ¥500 and scored a free feast.

Day 6: Retrieving a body from the Yellow River—rewarded ¥10,000.

Day 7: Part-time work at a crematorium—netted ¥1,000.

Day 8: Test-sleeping in a haunted house—banked ¥10,000.

Day 9: Professional mourning—made ¥500.

But when his side hustles went viral, fans were utterly dumbfounded: “Are you even a celebrity anymore?!”

穿越平行世界，林夏成了在十八线徘徊的小明星。
众所周知，十八线明星待遇不如狗。
生活不易，林夏卖艺。
所以，为了生活，林夏只好搞起了副业。
第一天，上门开锁，血赚200块。
第二天，摆摊算命，血赚500块。
第三天，地摊卖卡通内裤，血赚800块。
第四天，去村里炖大锅菜，血赚1000块。
第五天，唢呐班子吹唢呐，血赚500块还蹭一桌席。
第六天，黄河捞尸，奖励10000块。
第七天，殡仪馆兼职，血赚1000块。
第八天，凶宅试睡，血赚10000块。
第九天，哭丧赚500，哭错人扣200，共计赚300。
第十天……
终于，网友们忽然意识到了一个问题。
我尼玛！这家伙好像是个明星吧？
唱歌演戏的事儿他是一个不干，生活百般武艺他是样样精通是吧！？
本书又名：《这个明星除了唱歌演戏，他啥都会！》
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