第1章 大师兄回来了（1）

Big Brother is Back (1)

Jian Shuanghan has been practicing Taoism for 180 years, just wanting to protect the sect from being destroyed. However, when he finally became the youngest Mahayana monk and returned to the sect, he found that Gou Tiandao had already forcibly bound the sect with "chance"

The master's intelligence was inexplicably lowered, and the junior brothers and sisters were all so arrogant, and they were always staging palace fighting dramas!

My palm is a little itchy, I can't bear it anymore! This is a sect of immortal cultivation! If you can cultivate, then cultivate. If you don't want to cultivate, then get out!

It’s so tiring to be your senior brother! Jian Shuanghan just wants to live a carefree and elegant life. Why is it so difficult?

What's even worse is that Gou Tiandao doesn't care about other people's lives and just treats them as cannon fodder with double standards!

The "strongest villain system" that he caught! It's also going to rebel!

I can’t stand it! I really can’t stand it! When the Master’s stupidity value was about to break through one million, the whimpering value suddenly appeared!

It's fine that the second apprentice brother has a twist value, but why does he also have a homosexual love value?

It's fine that the third sister has the chance of "rebirth", but why does she also have the chance of parallel universe?

The fourth junior brother is a time traveler, the fifth junior brother is the "son of luck", and even the youngest junior sister has her own system!

Heaven, system, fellow disciples, why are you forcing me to fight every day? I really just want to reason with you!

剑霜寒证道修行一百八十年，只想护佑宗门免受灭门之祸，然而当他终成最年轻的大乘修士返回宗门时，却发现狗天道早已给宗门强行绑定“机缘”
师尊被莫名降智，师弟师妹们个个好大儿，成日上演宫斗戏码！
巴掌有点痒，忍不了了！这里是修仙宗门！能修就修，不修就滚！
给你们做大师兄可真累!剑霜寒只想闲云野鹤，优雅潇洒，怎么就这么难？
更糟心的是,狗天道不管他人死活随便双标绑定炮灰了！
被他抓到的“最强反派系统”！它也要作死造反了！
忍不了!真的忍不了!师尊脑残值即将突破百万时，居然冒出了嘤嘤值！
二师弟有扭曲值也就罢了,怎么还自带同性恋爱值?
三师妹自带“重生”机缘也就罢了,怎么还带平行宇宙的?
四师弟是穿越者, 五师弟是“气运之子”居然连小师妹都自带系统!
天道、系统、同门，为什么天天都作死逼我动武，我真的只想讲道理而已啊！